Political campaigns- not politics, PUNISHMENT, emergency medicine, Drinking, Love, paddlesports, literature, lying, substance abuse, drinking, live music, hitchhiking, poetry, gluttony, females, drinking, drinking with females, mountain biking, rafting, hiking, bouldering, climbing, snowboarding, waterskiing, pooping, drinking, uncontrollable muscle spasms, playing fetch, unexpected headbuttings, drinking, driving, friendship, theft, vandalism, self pity, drunk driving, masturbation, discussing bathroom habits, drinking, tricking people into feeding and cleaning up after me, live music, dancing, backpacking, neglectful hygene, poetry, more lying, drinking, marijuana, secondhand botton up shirts, vagrancy, unhappiness, drinking, daydream idealism, unnecessary disrespect, pull-ups, sunsets, swimming, compassion, skin cancer, irrational fear, drinking, internet bullshit, egotism, orgasms, drinking, cuddling, contrition, consternetion, conflagration, persistance, pretending to actually be in love with anything other that the outdoors, photography, blah, blah *life*, LIFE in the absence of regret. (drunk)
Meet people? fuck human interaction. More about me!! I AM THE ARCHANGEL MICHAEL . Single white male. Twenty two years old. "Works" for a "living". Finally home in southwest Colorado. Slowly adjusting to living indoors. Waiting for snow. Sociopath. Recluse. Cynic. Prince. Fop. Hoodlum. Poet. Shit-stain. Messiah. Available for part time employment, full time enjoyment. ****("God is a comedian, performing for an audience that is afraid to laugh"- Voltaire)**** Get away from me you fucking swamp creatures. THERE IS NO PARADISE THAT I CAN NOT CAST YOU FROM . ***It is a crime against humanity to have an inadequite appreciation for the intricacy of the lives that surround your own.*** (would like to meet) -The late Nathan Oswald, Joseph Smith, William S. Burroughs, Dr. Gonzo, Bob Dylan, SWF 18-27, literate, off-beat, attractive, violent, alcoholic acceptable, must be willing to brave paparazzi and write my obituary. No, seriously. G O O D N I G H T , S W E E T P R I N C E
Acoustic, Violent Femmes, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, NIN, Niel Young, Portishead, Natalie Merchant, Cracker, Camper, Rasputina, Bluegrass, String Quartets, Dying Fetus, Drive-by Truckers, Modest fucking Mouse, Type O Negative, Manson, RHCP, RATM, Ani, Leo Kottke, Look at How Trendy I am, Cake, Bush, Led Zep, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, Massive Attack, Tool(APC), Deftones, Ween, Slayer, White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Etc. *Anything not dependent on electricity*
Blowjobs, instead, please (if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours).
ruined our lives. The biggest problem with modern western culture. Deceiver, destroyer of the human collective unconscious. Our race used to have an oral tradition, traditions and orations used to be all that we had. Times is a changing. (That glowing box doesn't look like it would fit in your butt, but appearances can be decieving. Take the initiative. Bring something to the table. Shove it up your ass cord first. Or, take the easy way out and correct my spelling errors instead.)
are the blood that runs through my veins (( Bleached, flattened wood pulp. Glue. Ink. Synapse sparks. Nirvana )) Ed Abbey, John Barth, Kerouac, Ginsberg. Burruoghs, Mailer, Josheph Heller, Saul Bellows, Salinger, KURT VONNEGUT, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palanuik, Robert Hienlien, Voltaire, John Swift, Herman Hesse, etc., poetry, poetry, poetry, and the list goes on ... (read House of Leaves)
Anyone who ferments/distills thier own alcoholic beverages. Also, George W. Bush is my hero. I just about can't wait for the Rapture, and he's the only one I see trying to help Jesus back home. Every day ol' Georgy-poo helps me to feel a little closer to the apocalypse. The rest of you just whine, and pay taxes, and die. The president and I will stand proud and tall (hopefully side by side) on th bloody fields of the armageddon, smiling gloriously and welcoming the LORD home. Who actually owns myspace?