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About Me

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You Are 92% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

i am one of those guys that your mom warned you about in high school. what does that mean? it means i know how to rock out, damnit!

/ I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

chicks. more specifically, chicks that like to drink cheap beer with the boys and then get naked with me. yeah.

My Blog

i quit (again)

oh fuck! quitting smoking is a fucking bitch. i forgot how hard this shit is from the last time i "quit" seven years ago, then started up again three months later. i am literally in physical pain all ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 21:14:00 GMT

operation ice axe

as you know, tyler, skip, and i went off to snowmass mountain in a pre-season summiting attempt. snowmass mountain is 14,092 feet above sea-level at its peak so this was not going to be an easy task. ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 21:57:00 GMT

i know i make this look easy, but...

ok guys, i'm going to let you in on a little secret; ruling the fucking land isn't hard. i will make one, and only one exception for those of you with kids. you kissed your life goodbye when she decid...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 18:26:00 GMT

fuck 'em to valhalla part 4: the end of the saga

i know you've been waiting for the gripping conclusion to the saga and i got confirmation that it's truly over in the old inbox just a few minutes ago. just wait a few more words for i need another be...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 16:31:00 GMT

what to do?

last night ended up as a bust. we didn't do shit. i thought we were headed over to arap's but skip ran out of energy and i did too so we just kicked it at the house. i got a text from the fuck buddy a...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 11:23:00 GMT

fuck my fucking life

i had the worst lunch break today. it was so bad that it threw me into this horrible funk up to now, and it'll probably continue until i drink myself to sleep. natas and i rolled down to broadway and ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 20:52:00 GMT

192?

as of this very moment i have 192 hits over three blogs for the past three daze. damn, you kids love a soap opera. i know nobody's going to fess up but juging by this i've got a lot of 90210 watchers ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 06:09:00 GMT

fuck 'em to valhalla part 3: wow, searing shit-talking really works!

i am astounded. hold on, i gotta breathe in some whiskey... ok! i logged in earlier today and i had a new message from drama magnet. i guess she's been reading these things. it read, and i quote; "you...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 19:50:00 GMT

fuck 'em to valhalla part 2

so to clearly demonstrate what a fucking rag drama magnet is i've decided to publish what i assume is the final communications between us thanks to my myspace outbox. i'm drunk and this is funny, and ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 22:13:00 GMT

fine, fuck 'em both straight to the gates of valhalla then dump 'em there

so i'm a bad man and a worse boyfriend, and when it comes to being an ex-boyfriend i'm down right despicable it would seem. oh fucking well. i tried contacting castraticon about getting thor's papers ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 16:55:00 GMT