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Corey the dog

I'm the Midlands favourite dog

About Me



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My name is Corey, I live with 2 humans, I can eat plastic, I'm multi talented and I know where to bury a sh*t. I'm famous for being the editor of 'Nick The Mag' an underground magazine. Look out for it in your area. I might walk there someday. Katie feeds me every morning, so she's alright. Nick is a bit silly, always standing in my way. I love um both. I let them think they're the boss though, the fools.

My Interests

Walking, sleeping, eating and cuddles with Nick and Katie.

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I'd like to meet:

Other dogs, a new kind of flea, Nixon, oh and the guy that did the voice for Mr Ben
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? A dog! *Fool*...
What is your name? Corey.
What other nicknames do you have? No, Corey!.
What is your favorite treat? Food that's not mine.
What would your owner describe you as? A little shit!
What is the funniest thing you have done? Sat on Daddy's face!
What is the bravest thing you have done? Dunno really...
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No.
Are you a social animal? Only when I'm off the lead.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Most of the time...
Are you friendly? When I'm off the lead.
Are you overweight? No.
Do you like warm milk? YUK!
Do you eat cheese? YAY!
Do you eat bugs? Nope...
Do you live with other animals? Yes, a cat called Godzilla. She sucks my tits!
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Sometimes.
Do you like to exercise? Yes.
Do you like car rides? They bore me.
Do you get into stuff? What like?
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? Both.
Do you like to swim? I HATE WATER!!!
Do you chase laser pen dots? No. I'm not stupid!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Both!

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Music:

Whatever Nick and Katie said, I generally just listen to what there listening to. Although I do like Snoop Dogg and that 80's band Bow wow wow.

Movies:

I'm not really into movies, because my attention span is too short.

Television:

I like animal documentries mainly... And the odd soap opera.

Books:

I don't really read books, I prefer to chew them. But I'd like to write my auto biography someday.

Heroes:

Nick and Katie for rescuing me. And Corey Taylor for naming himself after me!