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Katie Doolan

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About Me

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You can't quit until you try
You can't live until you die
You can't learn to tell the truth
until you learn to lie
You can't breathe until you choke
You gotta laugh when you're the joke
It's nothing like a funeral
to make you feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life that
no one will cry at my funeral
I know some things that you don't
I've done things that you won't
It's nothing like a trail of blood
to find your way back home
I was waiting for my hearse
What came next was so much worse
It took a funeral to make me feel alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life that
no one will cry at my funeral
Alive
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life that
no one will cry at my funeral
Just open your eyes
Just open your eyes
And see that life is beautiful
Will you swear on your life that
no one will cry at my funeral
Hi, I'm Katie: Photographer, WEAK13 manager, poet, blogger for the Kidderminster Shuttle, model and everything in between. On the surface, I'm a spoilt and demanding brat that stamps her feet when she doesn't get her own way, with an ego the size of North America and a talent for pissing people off... However, If I like you enough to let you get to know any of my other side(s) you will find that I am also a happy, playful, little girl who just wants to please people and make everyone smile. Who will take care of you when you're sick, defend you when you're under attack and provide a shoulder when you need to cry. There are lots of sides to me, so don't be under any illusion that you know me inside out. You don't. No-one does. And just for the fun of it, here are some other random facts that you might like to know! (^.^)
*I lost my virginity to a grass seed.
*I never finnished high school.
I left aged 12 to be home schooled,
and I never did my GCSE's.
*I have a very short attention span,
so I tend to lose interest in things really quickly.
*I'm a control freak.
*I'm shit at maths.
*I adore animals.
*I haven't had a period since 2005.
*At age 11 I started smoking (cigarettes)
then quit at age 14.
*I love to travel and go on holiday at least twice a year
(more if you count business trips).
*I have a phobia of false teeth.
*I also don't like latex.
*I'm bi sexual.
*I like to chew bath sponges.
*I drink too much coffee.
*A doctor once asked me,
"Do you think you're disturbed?".
*Aren't you bored of this yet?...
*If home is where the heart is, my home is in Wales.
*I was bullied at school.
*I'm not a very nice person first thing in the morning.
*I was banned from carol singing in primary school.
*I'm too honest for my own good.
*I was raised as a catholic.
*I am told that I give great massages.
*I am also told that I have "authority issues".
*I like too sleep, alot.
*I have dreams that sometimes come true.
I also have dreams that tell me things about
people that I wouldn't otherwise know about.
*I am deeply into astrology.
*I was involved in a car accident with my Mom when I was 15.
*I have an awful lot of family members who I have never met.
And probably will never meet.
*I like to shock people.
*I've been told that I "get peoples backs up".
*I'm vain.
*I talk about myself too much.
*I've never had either of my parents surnames.
*I read alot.
*I am very stubborn.
*I am very protective over the people closest to me.
*I will add to these when I can think of more useless stuff to write.
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KATIE DOOLAN IN THE NEWS (CLICK BELOW)
- Katie Doolan in 'Kidderminster Shuttle'
(Published February 2007)

- Katie Doolan in 'Evesham Journal'
(Published January 2007)

- Katie Doolan in 'Reditch Advertiser'
(Published August 2006)

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My Interests

I LIKE: Photography, Devolution Magazine, blogging, modeling, astrology, serial killers, music, poetry, having control over every situation, good food/drink, red, leapord print, pink, cow print, men in make-up and dresses, men in suits, clowns, pirates, TV, reading, shoes, wearing mens clothes, eating, being the centre of attention, snow, xmas, halloween, easter, my birthday, dressing up, house parties (especially Corina's!), sleeping, drinking, porn (for laughs!), tattoos, piercings, sunshine, thunderstorms, freedom of speech/expression, witchcraft, the occult, the supernatural, traveling, doing laundry, possesions, animals, Chatting with friends over coffee, open fires, history, money, bubble baths, cider, wine, long lie in's, candle lit baths, rollercoasters, long aimless walks, eating breakfast in the sunshine, the countryside, nature, long drives... I DON'T LIKE: Animal cruelty, chavs, the British legal system, boring and conservative people, latex, rain, conformity, yellow, people who are over obsessed with their car, spiders (any type of creepy crawly actually!), waiting for things, false teeth, hieghts, being too hot/cold, narrow mindedness, beer, bad hygene, babies/children (although some do grow on me!), women who breast feed/change nappies in public, going to a resturant/cafe with screaming kids around, crowded supermarkets, old people who think they can be rude and get away with it because they're old, tourists who go abroad and expect everything to be like it is where they came from, organised religion (especially having it rammed down my throat!), being told what to do, going to work with a hangover...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows what real beauty is. People who aren't afraid to speak their minds, despite the effect it might have. A drinking partner who can keep up with me. Someone strong enough to carry me home when I can't walk. Someone who I can talk to for hours about nothing in particular. Someone who isn't put off by my outspokeness. People who don't forget that I excist as soon as they are no longer single...

Music:

I'm not one of these people who will only listen to one type of music, I hate people like that! I listen to all sorts of stuff. If I like it I'll listen to it! Here are a few favourites: WEAK13, Slipknot, Motley Crue, Nickleback, MGMT, Pendulum, Marilyn Manson, Alice in Chains, HIM, Murderdolls, Def leopard, Culture Club, POD, Depeche Mode, Distillers, Pink!, Marillion, Stone Sour, Pearl Jam, Sex Pistols, Rainbow, Fedde Le Grand, Flowbots, Type O Negative, Kittie, Jack off Jill, Nirvana, Hole, American Headcharge, Tool, Wednesday 13, A Perfect Circle, System of a Down, Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Ruin, Placebo, Eminem, Pixies, Neutron Tears, Evanescence, Faith no More, Mr Bungle, Queen Adreena, T-Rex, Staind, Rammstein, Kasabian, Coal Chamber, Nine inch Nails, Alice Cooper, Misfits, Korn, Linkin Park, Queen, Radiohead, Mudvayne, You get the picture...

Movies:

I like, horror, comedy, real life stuff, fantasy, Disney, and the occasional chick flick... I HATE Sci fi!...

Television:

I don't really watch much TV, but when I do its: Skins, Lost, Big Brother, The Mighty Boosh, Family Guy, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Absolutely Fabulous, Americas Next Top Model, Stuff about celebs, Little Britain, fly on the wall stuff like Wife swap, animal documentaries, Stunt shows, stuff about serial killers, and stuff like the Simpson's and South Park...

Books:

I like Stephen King, Virginia Andrews, Anton LaVey, books about serial killers, biographies/autobiographies, and colouring books...

Heroes:

I tend not to idolise people...

My Blog

May 1st 2008... WHAT A DAY!!!

Hey everyone! Well, May 1st 2008, what a rollercoaster of a day that was!... It all started when my friend Louise and I went to Nottingham. Louise had a design for a rather lovely tattoo on her back,...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

A belated apology to Miss Tongue.

Hello Readers!Ok, the blog that you are about to read is going to take you back to my school days (ok, those of you who know me will know that there weren't many of them, but this particular day still...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

It's amazing how words can alter your mood and thoughts...

The words you are about to read were written by a good friend of mine (Patrick) and his friend (Alison). When I read them I felt so inspired and they touched me in such an amazing and indescribable wa...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:58:00 PST

Another year, another rambling blog!

Helloooooooooooo!!! Well, well, we have another whole year ahead of us! and I must say, I am really looking forward to it! ^_^ I've got a really good feeling about 2008. So far, for me it has been gre...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:33:00 PST

Desperately seeking decadence...

Hi everyone... As you have probably guessed, I'm not in the best of moods tonight, as a matter of fact, I feel really shit, on the verge of tears actually... Hmmmmmmmmm... I don't really know whats wr...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:28:00 PST

Waaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

Fuck me I'm soooooooooooooooooooooo fucking happy right now!!!Seriously, I could like, kiss a goat or something... But I won't.No, instead I'll just post a bulletin/blog then dance around the room nak...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:21:00 PST

Alternative Modeling?

Hey everyone!!! Ok, what I am about to write may cause offence to one or two people, so can I just say that it is not aimed at ANYONE IN PARTICULAR, it is just my opinion, an opinion that I have ...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 12:21:00 PST

Absent Healing Xmas Special.

Hello!!!  The blog you're about to read is a little different to the stuff I've written before, I don't even know if you could call it a blog really, its more of a message. A message from my good...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:44:00 PST

My 21st: The plans...

Heyaaaaaa! Now I know it may seem a little early to start advertising my birthday as its not for another couple of weeks, but, as its my 21st I want this years celabration(s) to be BIG! And so I feel ...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 11:13:00 PST

Fucking taxi drivers!

Ok, this happened today that really annoyed me... Consider: Me and Nick had to take our two cats Godzilla and Saskia (mother and daughter) to the vet to be wormed (I'd rather have the vet do it than h...
Posted by Katie Doolan on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:30:00 PST