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Cucking Funt

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores

About Me


"Gentlemen, we are a special breed. We possess a vast capacity for reasoning, understanding and similar forms of mental activity, a keen perception of those connections between ideas which awaken amusement and pleasure, and an hysterical willingness to fuck up!" - Drinky Crow

My Interests

Many and varied.

I'd like to meet:


"Shameless and blind to all the outraged posturings occasioned by her presence, Venus promenades along the moral tightrope of her path, walking the pig, sure-footed and invulnerable in her glamour as she wanders, one step at a time, towards the hoped-for glow of a more human and enlightened future." -Alan Moore

People with a mind of their own are a dying breed - as many of them as possible, please.

Music:

Eclectic. If it's been recorded and it isn't mindless tripe there's a good chance I'm into it! And sometimes if it is mindless tripe I'm into it anyway... Anything from gabber and arsecore to black metal and classical to prog rock and punk. And that's skimming over most of it.

Movies:

I'm not really a film person, but I like films that don't treat the audience like an idiot. Which rules out most of the shite Hollywood pumps out.

Television:

Any shit that makes me laugh. Like the news...

Books:

I'm usually reading about 3 books at a time, but I have been slacking recently. I need a bit of time off so I can make a bigger dent in my reading list!

Heroes:

People are shit and there aren't many worth looking up to, so... Drinky fuckin' Crow, bitches!
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