Music, film, books, Buddhism, Travel, friends/fun nights out (and in!) with friends, xbox360, performance art, losing myself in music, ultimate fighting (El Matador - you rock), animals, nature, web surfing, gay porn, laughter and Thai food: a sure-fire way to my heart.
and i've got a real thing for hot Jarheads too...
OOH-RAA!
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In a nutshell: looking for new friends with an outward view on life - compassionate, caring and tolerant people step to the head of the queue.
If any of the following apply to you, it would probably be a waste of your time (not to mention mine) sending an add request...
Sorry, but I'm DEFINATELY NOT interested in adding you if any of the following applies:
1. You are a girl with some sort of obsession with the Playboy bunny or have the bunny symbol anywhere on your page. I've only had bad luck with bunny girls. Actually, I've only had bad luck with girls in general come to think of it...
I like cock ladies. (and by that I don't mean LadyBoys either)
2. You have stupid glittery blinky graphics splattered across your page like an explosion in a disco. That's some kinda gay-ghetto-crossover wierdness, and I just don't get it.
3. All you do is post whore-train bulletins all day. Not that I'm totally against it, I just don't want 800 carbon copy bulletins every couple hours. (The same applies for spammers). It gets old real quick.
4. Compliment/comment whores - it ain't what it's about people.
5. You don't have any pictures posted. AT ALL. It's 2008, and if you don't have a digital camera, webcam, scanner, or cameraphone...you WILL have a friend who does. Take some damn pictures already!
6. You only have pics of celebrities posted. It's MySpace, not KeanuSpace, not OrlandoSpace. Posting pictures of celebrities and none of yourself is usually a dead giveaway of two things...neither of which i'll mention here.
7. Your profile is set to private because you changed your age to 14. If I can't access your profile, how am I gonna read about YOU? If I can't read about you, how would I know if I want to be your friend? If your profile is private and you wanna be friends, your best bet is to message me with something a little better than "hey, what up?" and tell me a little about yourself.
8. You really ARE 14. Well, I'm sure you're very nice, but I'm not a child molester, and certainly have no wish to be perceived as one. Sorry, but I don't need friends that young. I'm not Michael Jackson, and it's just a little weird. That said, if you are 14 and gay: be careful out there! Be proud of who you are. Although it may seem it at times, you are NOT alone, hang in there - because it does get easier, trust me. My one piece of advice I can give you that has never failed me is this:
Trust your instincts. You have them for a reason.
9. eVeRyThiNg In YoUr pROfiLe Is tYpED LikE ThIs. iT's LiKe SOmE kINdA sEcREt CodE aNd I DoN't hAvE TimE tO BreAK CoDes. PeOplE TyPed LikE thIs In 1992...MoVe On.
11. Your profile is stuffed full of words like any the following: 'hawt' 'gawd' 'playah' 'gurl' 'sexxi' etc. For you, may I suggest dictionary.com as a more appropriate website of choice? A basic command of the English language is an absolute must I'm afraid.
10. If you don't have an open mind. Yes, I'm a submissive, more commonly referred to as a slavedog. Yes I take it seriously, yes it is a big part of my life, yes - it is very important to me, and yes I've been known to take it where the sun don't shine on occasion. I'm really not interested in meeting closed-minded or ignorant people. It's the 21st Century - open yourself up to a mind-blowing wealth of new possibilities and experiences. Yes, enriching your life really is that simple.
11. Band requests. I don't take add requests anymore, as it got really out of hand, with the general impression that none of them cared who they were adding, it was simply a numbers game. I add the bands that I like now, not the other way around.
12. You have Justin Timberlake's 'Sexyback' playing (or worse - looped) on your profile. It ain't big, and it ain't clever - cuz sexy never left.
*FOOTNOTE:
If you've got this far and not laughed once, then the truth is, we're probably not gonna get on. There IS truth to be found here, but it's all done in good humour.
basically speaking, if you have nothing in common with me, i doubt i'll add you - msg me telling me WHY i should add you however, and i'll consider it
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Nine Inch Nails, Sigur Ros, Warrior Soul, Saul Williams, Angels & Airwaves, Maroon 5, Ingrid Chavez, RecoiL, Goldfrapp, Kristine W., Queen, Killing Joke, Trivium, Dimmu Borgir, Foo Fighters, Green Carnation, David Sylvian, Just Jack, Antony & The Johnsons, Deftones, U2, James Brown, HelmeT, Imogen Heap, Kyuss, TooL, Pantera, Kiss, Craig Armstrong, Kylie, Aphex Twin, Wolfmother, Mika, Bootsy Collins, Grace Jones, Ministry, and my main man: PRINCE...
It really varies across the board - Trance, Rock, R&B, pOp, classical, metal, euphoric-uplifting-wave-your-frakking-
hands-high-in-the-air-like-a-
loon-trance, to old skool coolness like Utah Saints, 808-state etc, and hey i've even been known to be partial to a little country and western now and again too...
essentially, if I can tell some time, effort love and passion has been put into it, I'll most likely dig it.
I work as a projectionist/trainee film technician for a state-of-the-art 11 screen cinema, so I get to see more than my fair share of movies of varying genres.
Tarnation, Vanilla Sky, Torch Song Trilogy, The Night Listener, Blade Runner, Baraka, V For Vendetta, Lost Highway, Hustler White, Brick, Sky Blue, Appleseed - The Movie, Hard Candy, Pulp Fiction, Crash, Moulin Rouge, Lord of The Rings (particularly 'Return of The King'), Salem's Lot (2004 remake), Stand By Me, Star Wars, Gods & Monsters, Tomb Raider I & II, + way too many others to mention.
MY FAVOURITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME HOWEVER IS THIS ONE:
Lost, Queer As Folk, MillenniuM, BSG, Ugly Betty, Family Guy, Robot Chicken/Frisky Dingo & Oz is about the extent of it.
'The Night Listener' by Armistead Maupin,
(my favourite book)
'Lamb' by my buddy Christopher Moore,
'Daemonic' by Stephen Laws,
'Lord Valentines Castle' by Robert Silverberg,
'Bone Song' by John Meaney
'The Lucifer Principle' by Howard Bloom,
'Anthonology' by Piers Anthony,
and 'The Dark Tower' series by Stephen King...
Darren Aronofsky, Christopher J. McCandless, Roger Heurta, Breyer P-Orridge, Grant Morrison, Steven Spielberg, Harvey Fierstein, David Lynch, Timothy Leary, Howard Bloom, Ron Athey, Tommy Hilfiger, Kembra Pfahler, Quentin Crisp, Robert Anton Wilson, Leigh Bowery, David Bowie, Prince...inspirational pioneers all.not to mention, any human being who's not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, and who's unafraid to speak up and speak out.