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Supreme Overlord Ninja

My first name is not Joe, Ryan, Brent, Mike, Cory, or Albert, so stop calling me that. I'm ninja, th

About Me

I am the Supreme Overlord Ninja, and the absolute ruler of Franklin, PA. No ninja has the power to surpass me in anything as I have achieved the Divine Ninja Power. The power was achiever through the Golden Ninja Warrior, a small statue that is made of three pieces that must be put together as one. You may ask why I chose to rule over such a small town. Well, its because the people here are stupid, and they need a ruler. They dont realize that I control the town because I talk through the Mayor, and the Chamber. I was the only ninja here at first, but after I showed up, a few more came to town, so I decided to just take the town over. The real ultimate power is strong with me, but I simply have too much, so I created an army of ninja homunculus to add some power to, they are my loyal underlings, but I am always looking for real ninja to join my army, especially hot girl ninjas. If you see me around town, be prepared to either die, or at least get really fucked up, but that's only if I like you. You may also know me as one of your friends on Myspace, but I shall not reveal my identity, but you can probably figure it out. Keep an eye out for me, If you don't, you may not have a chance to live for another second.
HIYAAAA!
The Golden Ninja Warrior

My Interests

Killing, pwning, ruling, honor, Pokemon, guitar, comics, video games, and that's about it.

I'd like to meet:

More ninja to challenge to battle!

Random Questions

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: A ninja never reveils his identity
Birthday: A ninja never reveils his true date of birth
Birthplace: The firey depths of Franklin PA
Current Location: The firey depths of Franklin PA
Eye Color: Blue, but red when I feel like it
Hair Color: Brown, I'm giving to much information.
Height: I will not say, as I am a ninja
Right Handed or Left Handed: BOTH!
Your Heritage: Ninja!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tabi boots
Your Weakness: I have none, as I am a ninja
Your Fears: I have none, as I am a ninja
Your Perfect Pizza: The kind I kill pizza men for
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To kill over 100,000,000 people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I am a ninja so I just attach a message to a shuriken, and throw it to the person I want to talk to.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Time to kill.
Your Best Physical Feature: My sexy ninja body!
Your Bedtime: Ninja o' clock
Your Most Missed Memory: Killing the people that I already killed
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, I drink Ninja-Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whichever I decide to kill the employees of.
Single or Group Dates: I am a ninja, I date thousands of girls at once!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither, I drink Ninja-Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ninja-Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ninja-Coffee
Do you Smoke: No, I am a Ninja
Do you Swear: FUCK NO!
Do you Sing: I play the ninja air guitar
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, I get alot of blood on me.
Have you Been in Love: Yes, I love ninja ladies, and killing
Do you want to go to College: I studied at Leaf Village Ninja Accademy, that's enough.
Do you want to get Married: If I find the right ninja lady
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive I can fly... like a ninja
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I am a ninja
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course, I am a ninja!
Are you a Health Freak: Of course not, I am a ninja!
Do you get along with your Parents: I think I killed them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah
Do you play an Instrument: The ninja air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah, I am a ninja after all
In the past month have you Smoked: no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeah, with over 1000 girls at once
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, I don't need to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They come in bags dumb shit.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, I am a ninja...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, I killed everyone that day ^-^
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, I am a ninja...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I don't take off my ninja suit, unless I'm going to be my other self.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, I pillaged a village last week, I know that's for pirates, but I don't care, it's fun.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, I am a ninja...
Ever been called a Tease: What the fuck?
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no, I'm a ninja...
Ever Shoplifted: I call it pillaging
How do you want to Die: I'm not going to dumb shit.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up dumb shit.
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably Sweeden, I really want to kill those guys ^-^
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Yes.
Favourite Hair Color: Yes.
Short or Long Hair: Yes.
Height: Yes.
Weight: Not fat.
Best Clothing Style: Yes.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None, it's not the ninja way.
Number of CDs I own: I download music...
Number of Piercings: None, I'm a ninja
Number of Tattoos: Some ninja emblems here and there
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Absolutly nothing!

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Music:

My favorite band would have to be System of a Down. I'm really into the heavy metal, plus I play the ninja guitar!

Movies:

Anything with ninjas, or involving the martial arts, like movies with Jackie Chan, or Bruce Lee. I also like Star Wars.

Television:

I watch way too much tv, it's probably what I do most when I'm not killing. If I had to pick one show, it would have to be Pokemon, it's very enlightening.

Books:

Real Ultimate Power

Heroes:

I fucking trained Naruto, I'm his hero.
Weapons My main weapon is my sword; it does the most killing and gets very bloody. Shurikens are also good, and are fun to collect. I actually invented the flaming shurikens that can be bought at my store located 30 miles below Franklin. I have many other weapons including my signature knife, a chigiriki, a kusari-gama, blow darts, and a hell of a lot more. A ninja can pretty much make a weapon out of anything though, so I don’t carry it all around all the time.

My Blog

My Ninja Army

My Ninja Army   Hey people, Ive just registered for KillaCon 2006 (biggest convention for killing). Ill be there as a vendor selling my patented flaming shurikens. If you dont see it, its going...
Posted by Supreme Overlord Ninja on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST

Business as usual

     Hi folks, Im the ruler of Franklin, and welcome to my blog. Im new to this blogging thing, and thought that Id keep one of my ninja experiences. Not much to say right now beca...
Posted by Supreme Overlord Ninja on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 11:45:00 PST