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Oh yeah.. err.. hi, my name's Onkey. I live in the sleepy (i.e: f*ckin' boring) island of Redwater Cove. I work in the local arcade SALEM'S SLOT where I basically steal cashola, annoy my best pal MERV with prank calls pretending to be his dead mother (Ha,ha! He loves it) and bangin' red hot chicks with giant knockers.
Oh yeah, I love to bang chicks, in fact I'm ermm.. banging one now, yeah.. yeah I'm taking her from behind and dictating (empthasis on DIC, heh..) whilst she bends over Merv's laptop and types. (I hope it's an easy-wipe screen.) Don't worry ladies there's enough Onkey for everyone. (Not guys though. No Bumfeelers! I've made that mistake in the past, I was feeling this mega hot Dutch babe's penis once when she went and told me she was a dude! Gross!) So any hot dudETTES out there that wanna get busy with The Onk either catch the next ferry over to Redwater (I ain't paying the fare) or be my cyber-whore.
I got 2.5 inches of solid Onkey meat for your enjoyment and I'm a mega-hot celeb now 'cos of this FREAK OUT film thing. Some nerds followed me and Merv around last summer with a movie camera, dunno why? Nothing much happened.. we just met an escaped mental patient, trained him up to be a kick ass serial killer and then set him loose on our once tranquil island to wreak muthaf*cking havoc.
They should've come on over and filmed us the summer BEFORE. That was really fun.. I shaved off Merv's pubes when he was asleep! (He was in a coma from being in a car crash with his mum), I snuck onto a topless beach and I saw 'Deauce Bigelow: European Gigolo' FIVE times at the Redwater Drive-In. Ha, ha, that was funny.
Oh yeah and I banged lots of chicks.. LOTS..
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