Ann French

I'm Ann French from Darlington. I'm a model, Fuel Girl and student.

Although I believe I am one of the luckiest girls in the world, do not just be fooled by my occupation. I am not that cool. I am not that hot. I trip over a lot, snort when I laugh, have the biggest ears you'll ever see, am intimidated easily, am meant to wear glasses all the time, occasionally spit when I talk and never get the guy I want. But fortunatley, some people pay me to take my photo like this.

Noticed some girls have been putting up the 'no make-up/natural' pictures that are so airbrushed they have no noses. Bollocks. Here's some honesty for you ladies: Me, age 14.

I am mainly judged on my appearence which is something I've got used to. I hate my nose, my bum, my hips, my teeth, my tummy, my tits and my skin but I wouldn't say I was insecure. Problem is, if you are someone people think of as pretty, you get people whose business it is to comment on your looks and pre judge me from that. So please, scroll down, and feel free to do just that.

European Penthouse

So have had 24 fakers so far. Please stop it. This is my OFFICIAL website...

THIS is my official myspace page. Look.

LOVES:

My famly, cars, genuine love, sugar, novelty slippers, eye contact with that guy you really want, caffine, sex in high heels, peacocks, nicotine, guys who smell nice, real boobs, beautiful girls, uniforms/tops with epulaettes, orgasms, Lauren Key, Camden, Darlington, girls with amazing singing voices, my flat, sun tans, good kisses, fruit, tall guys, chinese food, The Good Mixer, black, clean sheets, massages, sloths, summer, Christmas, guys with tattoos - good ones and lots of them - neck tattoos, hand tattoos, arm tattoos, chest tattoos. Fit.

HATES:

Girls who make it their mission to death stare me and slag me off before speaking to me. Talk to me, I'm not the cunt you think I am. Male sluts, drugs, bunny boilers, pretentiousness, cheese, girls who do kiss and tells, superficialness, house music, the dentist, pretty boys, people who think tattoos are a bad thing, two faced people, animal cruelty, girls that think every girl wants to be them and every guy wants to fuck them, people in my car not wearing a seatbelt, guys who say they've been with me when they haven't (just ask them what my secret tattoo is), fighting, my blue eyes (and having to wear brown contacts since age 13 to make them go away).