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Krang

young hearts be free tonight...

About Me

I live for music, designing and partying,
i model for Gucci and occasionally Calvin Klein, (suckers)
i play in bands
I design all sorts of things for people... mainly cd art, and merchandise for bands/labels/studios...etc...
HERES A LITTLE LIST OF THINGS I LIKE AND DISLIKE...
i love beautiful, funny girls,
i love laughing,
i love the thought of true love... just wish i could let myself have it, : (
i love goose pimples,
i love star gazing,
i love thunderstorms,
i love halloween,
i love getting boozed with people i like,
i hate it when people call my name then say nothing and expect me to walk to them... ballache....
i love playing air guitar,
i love fireball whiskey,
i love bikinis, (on girls, not me)
i love slapping bald heads,
i hate dudes that wear make up in bands, grow up.
i love eating and im fucking good at it,
i love apple danishes,
i love sushi,
i love back dimples,
I love girls in short skirts and cowboy boots... yow.
i love sarcasm,
i hate flys,
i love partys,
i love underwear partys,
I hate skanky band whores,
i hate black metal
i love it when old people fart without realising it, ha!!
i love it when my mates mums fancy me,
i love other countries,
i hate waiting for computers,
i love being happy,
and i love pornotube.thanks.
Check out my design site...
www.myspace.com/tankaxelove
Its a bit old but you'll get the idea, ill be updating it soon for all you turkeys to enjoy.
Piss yourself. xxx

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My Interests

Music, Johnny Truant, Art, Drums, the World, Corona Beer with lime, Air guitar, Porn, Summer, Theremins, Robots, Zombies, Guts, Humorous Haircuts, Europe, Halloween Simpsons, Heavy Metal, Ambience, Midnight The Dog, Girls girls girls, tight girls, Yetis, Beat Downs, Riffs, Yummy Yummy Yumm Yumm...

I'd like to meet:

Food.

Music:

My bloody valentine Pink Floyd Botch Everytime i die Coheed and Cambria Bowie Film Soundtracks DEP Bloc Party Boards of canada Alexisonfire Aphex twin MJ AFI salem Killswitch Engage ISIS 27 Cave in Scissorfight mastadon refused royksopp mars volta at the drive in JacobsStories Coldplay Beloved Pantera Meshuggah Idiot Pilot In Flames Opeth, You get the idea....

Movies:

Cable guy, Seven, Heat, Rear window, Jaws, The Shining, Sin City, War of the Worlds, Waynes World, Fight Club, Spirited Away, Die Hard, The Naked Guns, Toxic Avenger!!! The Goonies, Flight of the navigator, Teen wolf, actually pretty much any 80's films... Oh and or course anything with Mr Arnie in it, god i love that guy....

Television:

The office, the simpsons, futurama, the twilight zone, wife swap, holiday showdown, Family Guy, Brasseye, UFC!

Books:

House of leaves, anything by Chuck Palanuik...

Heroes:

Hang in there fella....
This little guy... get in there...

My Blog

Things i hate about Myspace...

1.) I hate people that go onto 'Attractive' peoples pages and tell them how great they are. (yes, i am jealous. They dont care about you...)2.) Guys that have pictures of themselves half naked tensing...
Posted by Krang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GREAT WORDS THAT YOU MUST LEARN.

My favourite words at the moment are: GUTS, PROBE, PUBES, CONCH, PORRIDGE, GIBBON, PILCHARD, MUMP, SKULK and MILKERS. If you would like to add anymore, please feel free...Balls....
Posted by Krang on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST