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david

i wouldn't look at this page if i were you i think it's got a virus on it.

About Me

i'm a nice guy who is relaxed, capable, assured, random, and i have been known to be funny, but very rarely...... in fact only three people have ever witnessed me being funny. unfortunately it wasn't taped so you'll have to take my word for it.

My Interests

1. killing otters. you can kill an otter in about a second...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .................. just kick it's face off.

I'd like to meet:

nobody.don't even bother.

Music:

Andrew WK.

Movies:

..

Television:

match of the day, goals on sunday, champions league, champions league weekly, futbol mundial, football league review, ford super sunday, soccer am, italian football on eurosport, argentinian football on five, french football on channel 4, football focus, Monday night football, beach soccer, carling cup highlights, john barnes's football night, match of the day 2, arsenal tv,

Books:

Empire 'how britain made the modern world', papillion, the undercover economist, the dice man, banco, yes man, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, the dirt,

Heroes:

andrew wk

My Blog

this is what someone actually replied to me, after olly messaged some girls on my behalf.

"Oh i forgot one more thing haha before i block your ass, you ain't shit but going around myspace talking dirtay! i guess u can't take anymore rejection eh? go fuck off your own mother you low life mo...
Posted by david on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't read the journal below, read this one

today i set a new personal best for sitting in the bath. 2h 18mins. first of all i'd like to thank everyone who has had a positive effect on my life, i'd like to thank my sponsors (pritt stick, th...
Posted by david on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST