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Roger Waters

Ill see you on the dark side of the moon...

About Me

Hmm...never been on one of these bloody things before! I was quite surprised to see myself on the Internet. I just now realized what a humongrous honker I still have. I assume all of you worship me like your idol...and rightfully so! Everyone should be made to bow down to rather large statues of my likeness in public squares! There was never a better songwriter than me! Never mind that bollocks I said before about John Lennon. I can write circles around any of those bloody wankers on MTV with their hats on backwards! Speaking of that, a fellow who went by the name of Dr. Dre tried to shoot me the other day! I informed him of who I was, and he said he was a fan! He asked me for my autograph, and address, so that he could write me in the future! I was flattered, and gave him my address. When I returned home, my house had been robbed! I suspect it was David Gilmour that did it.Well, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right, I've never posted anything on the Internet before...Resident psychopath,Roger Waters....P.S. The name of my next album shall be Musings of a Misunderstood Artistic Genius. It will have a new lyrical twist--the story of a boy whose father dies in the war.
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My Interests

Well,i enjoy writing music.Lounging arround my Estate all day,awaiting my true come back!Making David Gilmours life a living hell!Hmm,that gives me an idea of a conept album....

I'd like to meet:

Well,since i am the greatest man to ever live,whom would i want to meet?Its you fools who should be lining up to meet me!No ones bigger then one,Roger Waters!

Music:

Jazz andClassical.i love Ray Charles.recently been listning Ray LaFontane,and the whole album is good but the song "Trouble" is fantastic. I have just recently discovered this guy,he's got a fantastic voice.

Movies:

My 55 volume box video set of the first world war is all i watch.

Television:

Televison?Bah!No time or patience to watch some bloody cross dressing imbecils...

Books:

I guess the last book I read was by Ian McEwen called "Saturday." And I've been dipping into a book by Jeffery Sacks who is a professor at Columbia who is working on world poverty and everyone should check him out and see the work he's doing.

Heroes:

Myself of course...and my father

My Blog

Top Friends Contest Information

Ok,so this is how it shall work.What i need from any of you is a picture created by YOU showing how much your love The Floyd.Weather it be drawn or created in paintshop or any old thing like that.Just...
Posted by Roger Waters on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:37:00 PST

buggers....

Got up late again, head still sore from the rubber chicken. Message from Sony on the ansaphone - apparently all the account execs killed themselves this morning. I detect the hand of... er... best not...
Posted by Roger Waters on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

So have a good drown as you go down all alone....

Got up late, must get more sleep in future. Decided to work on a new album but couldn't think of a good concept. Listened to all my albums (INCLUDING The Final Cut) in a row and decided to kill myself...
Posted by Roger Waters on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

Yet Another Blog

BBC phoned up to ask if I would take part in a documentary - Daves doing it they said. Decided to do it after BBC man assured me we would be recorded on seperate days. Next door came round to ask me t...
Posted by Roger Waters on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:59:00 PST

Boy...it sure has been a while....

Felt really bad this morning so stayed in bed making anonymous and abusive letters to Maggie Thatchers and Ronald Reagans families. That will teach them to ruin peoples lives, start wars and prom...
Posted by Roger Waters on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST

interesting day....

Got up, had a bath. Decided to have a cup of tea. Milk had gone off again. Made a mental note to shoot Dave Gilmour. Went for a walk in the park. It was a nice day, lot's of mothers with their childre...
Posted by Roger Waters on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:58:00 PST

Ha!wrote a new tune for my good pal David Gilmour....

I recently composed a tribute to to the bloody wanker I felt my fans might enjoy. I only have the lyrics with me at the moment. Here they are: Dine On You Famous Fatass Remember when you wer...
Posted by Roger Waters on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:20:00 PST

Finaly found time to get on this damn thing...

Well it sure has been a while.havent been able to do much on here,what with the tour and all.I have to add more people on here.The feedback is most wonderful to here froma ll my adoring deciples.Natur...
Posted by Roger Waters on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:50:00 PST

April 22nd

Phoned the Ministry Of Defence again and asked them why my dad had to die in the war. Got standard reply from snotty receptionist - "because he was shot through the head by a german, Mr Waters". Typic...
Posted by Roger Waters on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST

April 21st

Hope everyone had a lovely 4:20!for thoes who can recall...i know i sure did Dave phoned again. Apparently he wants to borow my casual jacket for his Leno preformace. Couldn't find one without the sle...
Posted by Roger Waters on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST