By Gonzo we have gathered, and in that which is known as the year of two thousand and eight, the Doctor shall be released and The Rock shall be given on to all bringing forth The Age of Gonzo. All shall rejoice and be reuinited with that which is Gonzo. The very fabric of reality shall be torn to shreds as it is graced with the presence of our mighty Rock.As the veil of shadow falls to the ground and burns in acceptance of Gonzo's glory, all shall turn to ash and be cast once again into the wind from which all Cocks were created. We shall master ourselves and harness a power far greater than anything ever comprehended by any being in the universe and beyond. It will speak into the collective mind of everything in existance, a reminder of the glory that it has forgotten.Whilst neither meek nor arrogant in our place we shall ascend forward and light the way. Ignorant of our are ignorance, we are not. Our mastery has yet to reach what is nessecery, whilst in areas we excell, in others much is lacking, though all shall be corrected, the Cock and the Rock shall be joined and out of the crevice Gonzo shall doth outpour into us.All ye shall resist. All ye shall oppose. It is the way the mind of the mass has been brought to think, but our Rock shall break you, it shall make you stronger, and the Age of Gonzo shall rise. All will come to see what they once thought was real was nothing but a cock in a popcorn bucket. Once Gonzo is realized the true game shall begin. The true man shall be revealed, and we shall finally beable to stick it to him.We are Dr. Gonzo, in the year of 2008 we shall set forth on an epic quest of Rock that shall forever change the face of the world, at first there will be faint whisperings of us on the wind, a ragged old van passing through a town with the smell of unwashed cock drifting in the air around it, but it shall grow like an avalanche and the Age of Gonzo shall come. All shall feel the Rock.For any serious inqueries on matters of Gonzo and/or the Rock, send us a message. We can be reached at
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