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The Bestiality Boys

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About Me

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The Bestiality Boys are the most intruiging and evolved band to ever hit the experimental circuit. Even their name questions the taboo's of what is 'civilised' society.They formed in early 2007. Two like minded guitarists, dissatisfied by today's music scene would meet and within a day, begin writing songs for this fledgeling project. Designed to take the best of their respective musical styles, as well as craft their own, this music would change all those that heard it.However Rhys and Sam knew that just the two of them wouldnt be able to bring the music world to its knees. A young vocalist named Brent Patching would be offered the position of frontman. His unparalled passion and vocal range added more to the sound. A shift in paradigm took place and the sound evolved once more towards the incredible beast that we hear today.Still the aural bliss needed something, perhaps a more theoretical input, a structure to the madness. Django was found. Paraphelia was found. And The Bestiality Boys were found. Gig after gig. Show after show. The following was building. Rumour of this new direction of musical history was growing. Finally a recording would arive. Teddybear. Designed to shock and numb the senses while the beautiful emotions could invade. This was everything The Bestiality Boys stood for.Still something was lacking. Something stopping them from achieving utter perfection. A percussive onslaught was nowhere. Until a young walrus named david came along. Packing a machine like ability with the sticks he also has abilities with all stringed instruments including the flying V Ukelele.Musically everyone knew that this was something new and untouched. A place where incredible technicality meets songwriting in a beautiful intimate harmony. Where the primitive can mingle with the most civil. Lyrically, the small minded didnt understand. Few would wade through the metaphors to find the incredible politcal messages. But this would only bring more attention to the sound. As it invades, prepare to be absorbed...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/10/2007
Band Members:

Sam Guy:
Guitar, Gutturals;

Brent Patching:
Vocals, Mankini, Lyrical prowess;

David Dixon:
Walrus, Drums, Uke;

The Melbourne Symphony Orchestra:
The power of Heart.

Former Band Members:

Rhys Anderson (R.I.P):
Vocals, Guitar, Madness;

Django Merope-Synge (RIP)Steve Vai Ozzy Ozbourne Bob Dylan Fred Durst Michael Jackson (black) Jeff Buckley John Lennon Paul Gilbert Mike Portnoy Snoop Dogg Mike Patton
Influences:

THE BESTIALITY BOYS

Mr. Bungle, Cannibal Corpse, Django Merope-Synge, The Merry Pranksters, Bob Dylan, Regurgitator, Japanese game shows, bad 80's cop dramas, Afro's in general.


Sounds Like: Aural Confectionary Bliss in a chewy chewy coating
Type of Label: None

My Blog

How Now Brown Cow - Rhys

 Alright, it's finally up, I got off my ass and mixed this one myselfand there are some people the band needs to acknowledge who helped with this song.Firstly, Rob Mason, a sexy, hot, sexy, wonde...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:59:00 PST

Dear Diary...

I don't think that people should be surprised that a hip hop artist might objectify women, or that metalheads seem to be a generally violent lot. After all, we are what we eat right? I just never thou...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST

We know weve made it

One thirty in the morning, and the band is bored. This is Brent, Sam and Rhys, wishing all the best to Django who's representing our fine state in Canberra. National sexy convention. Story Time!Been t...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:33:00 PST

I am the walrus... By David

Yo all,          I is David and I is also be the new guy. I'll be helping out by drumming and where drumming won't fit in, Ukulele... Maybe... I know something ...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

Sam's turn Sam's turn Sam's turn Sam's turn

blogs are shitcheese is goodthe bestiality boys are godstreams are okmanatees cant be trustednew material is comingabstractism ends in tism which means its gooddominos is shitpylon man is greatrhys is...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:44:00 PST

Unlabeled Blog Entry By User

This is Rhys pretending to be Sam so I can cause a... OH SHIT! THE JIG IS UP! Disregard Django, he was talking out of hatred for people in particular, not me. He TOTALLY adores me, I'm like his ga...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

This is by Django, by Django.

Let me ask a question. Why can't anyone in the fucking band create a blog post that doesn't fucking suck? I mean, sure, at the end of this, maybe some other cunts out there will be asking the same que...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 08:12:00 PST

Ignore every blog written by rhys

theyre retarded and make no senseTHE band, Django, Sam, Rhys and I (Brent) are playing at the battle of the bands on FridayThat one.With us will be Mr Davey Dixon who may or may not be playing ukallal...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:40:00 PST

Did you know? By Rhys

You run slower with your shoes tied together? A mother hippo is very protective of her young? A hippo can run faster than a man? That a hippo can easily crush an imaginary friend with it's jaw? Th...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

Blog by Rhys

HOW TO AVOID RELIGION God might not exist, or might not not exist. People agree with this. Some people are Pope. Often, Popes are Christian. In the event that a Pope is not Christian and located at...
Posted by The Bestiality Boys on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST