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pistol shrimp

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About Me

When you least expect it, expect it. modyourspace.com

My Interests

Bluegrass Jams on the Square in Garland, Bowling with senior citizens, "Geeking-Out", Carmony, Being a Smalltown Waitress, Redneck Karaoke bars, Buddhist temples, Batting cages, Spontaneous Hip-Hop Choreography, Mini-Bars, Bar Tricks, The Farmer's Almanac, Asian Beauty Pageants, Oklahoma Bingo Parlors, Feeding Salmon Pizza Slices to Rabid Australian Possums, Belly-Dance Workouts, White Wine, Scallops, Meteorology, Linguistics, Poi, Macrame Owls, Laughing from the Soul, Playing Guitar, Noodle Bowls, Stretching, Poking at Stuff, Juggling, Napping, Perks, Exploring, Wombats, Estate Sales, Love, Underwater Goat-Kicking, Randomness.

I'd like to meet:

your parents.

Music:

Unwed Sailor, Owen, Gillian Welch/David Rawlings, Midlake, Tree Wave, Cut Copy, The American Analog Set, Sam Prekop, The Sea and Cake, Calhoun, Air, Cornelius, Kings of Convenience, Jagga Jazzist, Boards of Canada, Erland Oye, Calhoun, Boards of Canada, ISAN, Remote Viewer, Montag, John Legend, Steely Dan, Jimi Tenor, Tortoise, Magnet, Mice Parade, Kingsbury Manx, Stereolab, Ida, Innocence Mission, Soft Environmental Collapse, Tacks the Boy Disaster, Wheat, Travis, Ester Drang, Prefuse 73, The Album Leaf, Rogue Wave, My Bloody Valentine, The Flaming Lips, Joni Mitchell, Shuggie Otis, They Might Be Giants, Oceanographer, Royksopp, The Polyphonic Spree, The Sundays, Polaris, Allison Krauss and Union Station, Sufjan Stevens, Nick Drake, Blue Mountain, George Jones, Fleetwood Mac, Michael Mc'D, B-52's, Brandy, Buster Brown Band, traditional thai/lao country music.

Movies:

Cane Toads, Brain Man, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Edward Scissorhands, The Shawshank Redemption, Me You and Everyone We Know, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Crystal, Raising Arizona, Life as a House, Mule Skinner Blues, Home Movie, American Movie, Me, You, and Everyone We Know, Army of Darkness, Labyrinth, Memoirs of a Geisha, Rebel Without a Cause, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Chumscrubber, The Gods Must Be Crazy, Airplane, Amazon Women on the Moon, Napoleon Dynamite, The Station Agent, The Wizard of Oz...

Television:

The Weather Channel, I'm Alan Partridge, NOVA (science now), LOST, The Tomorrow People, America's Funniest Home Videos, Northern Exposure, Two Fat Ladies, Twin Peaks, The Little Rascals, The Three Stooges, Kids in the Hall, THE ADVENTURES OF PETE AND PETE!, The Munsters, Keeping Up Appearances, Liquid Television, Clarissa Explains it All, The Cosby Show, Kablaam!, Alien Nation, and that old MTV show, Oddville...was that a dream?

Books:

self-help

Heroes:

Buhdi's; Armies of Angels, etc.

My Blog

to much to say right now...

...a giant new blog will be coming soon. just thought i'd fill the gap for now... I love all of you.
Posted by pistol shrimp on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

◊I once had all my sh*t together...◊

...but then I couldn't pick it up.
Posted by pistol shrimp on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:36:00 PST

∞Rock. Tour. Excerpt.∞

Verbatim...A delirious collection of phrases...from August 9th...on a plane from Denmark to Oslo, Norway...at the end of the first week of our European tour: The Danish word for tornado is "skypump...
Posted by pistol shrimp on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:26:00 PST

±I like how people look while they're...±

making a left turn in front of you.
Posted by pistol shrimp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

∇A Brief History of Macrame∇

Called Migramah by 13th century Arabian weavers, this art started as a way to use the excess thread and yarn along the edges of loomed fabrics. It traveled with the Moors to Spain and as a result of t...
Posted by pistol shrimp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

§Answer me this...§

I live in a very small apartment complex in Denton. My immediate next door neighbors are a quite peaceful family of three. Every night, though, at around 10:00, the husband comes home from work. He...
Posted by pistol shrimp on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST