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Will Styles

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About Me

Will Styles, aka "The Schtyla," is part of a 2-man (for want of a better word) team responsible (for want of a better word) for inflicting average mixing and fun-retarded records on the public at FunkTrust, every Thursday for the last 5 years, at the Hunter Bar, Sydney, (for want of better promoters.) From his early days of bootlegging beer in his toilet, he learned the skills he never employs to dazzle, if not slightly upset, ever-dwindling, (primarily lost) audiences.
Rumoured to be friends with someone who met Freeload (they're Freeland parody, We Want The Dole, entered the JJJ Net 50 at number 2), and sharing remarkably similar vocal characteristics, he is often stopped in the street and asked to "please stop staring at me," and "for the love of all things holy, can you do up your fly."
When not learning how to beatmix, Styles works at The Record Store, spends an inordinate amount of time in the studio and now hosts Radio FunkTrust with Learned Hand, every Friday night from 10pm on JJJ
Will also holds the distinction of being the only member of FunkTrust not to sleep in a park.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/7/2006
Band Website: funktrust.net
Band Members: TheRevDrGrooveshoes. Wills Mum. Ghandi when in India. Osama. At very secret guest locations.
Influences: GOD ~ I am deeply religious and cannot fathom or, in fact. tolerate people who don't have faith ~ PRAISE THE LORD AND KILL ALL INFIDELS
Sounds Like: A pregnant leopard seal being clubbed by Canadians holding a bag full of semi warm hotdogs layered with some very special and expensive effects.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Arrested Development remixes

Please find on the front page the 2 tracks i remixed for Arrested Development; Miracles and Since The Last Time.
Posted by Will Styles on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

Best Year Ever!

So this has all happened this year (so far):- Played to about 15,000 people on New Year's Eve on Bondi Beach. Photos are here- Good Vibrations 2007 CD came out which i mixed. It also has my remix of N...
Posted by Will Styles on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST

I'm mixing Good Vibrations 2007 CD

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. The CD for next year's Good Vibes Festival is going to have my grubby paw marks over one of the discs. It should be a fun disc given the line-up. Did i mention we...
Posted by Will Styles on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

FunkTrust gets weekly JJJ show

That's right. Aaron and I are hosting 5 hours of JJJ every Saturday night after Mix-Up. 1am til 6am every Sunday Morning (lets be clear; its still saturday night til the sun comes up, i go to bed, or ...
Posted by Will Styles on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

JJJ Groovetrain hosted by FunkTrust

Good news!Sharif is jetting off overseas for 6 weeks in mid-July, so Learned Hand and I will be hosting JJJ's Groove Train, every Friday, 10pm til 1am.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Posted by Will Styles on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 03:55:00 PST

Japanese Game Shows Rule

Makes you wish I'd come up with an idea for an Australian adaptation, doesn't it? Silent Libraryhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=3n_q_SsPQdg Don't Laughhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=MEDqUxIGE-s...
Posted by Will Styles on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

I'm all about Country and Western

This is the guy that started it all for blinging country. He raps over country and he calls it... wait for it... wait for it... Hick-Hop (aren't you glad you waited.) His first single was called "Play...
Posted by Will Styles on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:30:00 PST