Once upon a time, the big man upstairs made the earth and it was good. But he was still naked, so Blue Collar Distro was created from the sweat of man's brow, the blood of his heart, and the moist stuff between his toes to outfit the heavens and the earth in glorious, magical raiment.
Now, roughly a couple of thousands of years later, the daily workings of Blue Collar Distro are in the golden and spotless hands of the Archangel Burtifiss and his lovely minions Megaless and Malladoo. They spend their time on terra firma birthing butterflies, making pancakes, spinning glorious shirts and sweatshirts from their glistening body hair, and helping bands and artists hawk their mortal wares online.
Truly not from this age, Blue Collar Distro strives to change band merch from something you thrown on your feeble human form, to a truly holy experience complete with flashing lights, soft caresses and blushing virgins (hard to find these days, but imported into the office from a virgin mill just south of our earthly location).
Burtifiss, Megaless, and Malladoo toil on their never-ending quest to bring music and merch - to the masses. Interested in seeing our heavenly wares - then check out our bitchen website - www.bluecollardistro.com Then get on your knees and thank the Gods above that these magical and holy relics of heaven-sent music are available to all, even you sinners. Yeah you. That's right.Myspace Layouts
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