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Drew

is The Village Green Preservation Society

About Me

Sometimes life takes a giant deuce directly on your head, such as--- I'm gonna be a DADDY!!!!! Please send baby shower gifts to the following profile: http://www.myspace.com/katiegladstone

P.S. We're naming it The Internet (after.......well, the internet) and if it's a girl, RedBox (after http://www.redbox.com/)

My Interests

buying shit i don't need off the internet (the actual internet...not my forthcoming child)

I'd like to meet:

my REAL parents.

Music:

The Kinks
The Beach Boys
T. Rex
Tyrannosaurus Rex
The Rolling Stones
Love
The Electric Prunes
The Pretty Things

Movies:

yes.

Television:

Lost and The Office (US Version Fuck you haters!!) are the only two shows in existance.

Books:

video game instruction manuals. When you have to read in Animal Crossing. NINTENDOOOOOOO

Heroes:

studious homless people. Persistant squatter punks. Drunk people. shameless hippies. trustfundians. krishnas.

My Blog

Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass

is the RAT'S TITS. Nothing stokes me out like a new Zelda game, and this one does NOT DISAPPOINT! So fucking good. I'm gay for it. I'm gay for a little guy in a green jumper.
Posted by Drew on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

Stuntin' like my daddy......or, how Clamato brand Tortilla Chips salvaged my Sunday night.

OMG!! ROFTL!! l33t!!! Clamato brand Tortilla Chips R the perfect marriage of tomato and clam ---- ON A MOTHERFUCKING BRIGHT-RED TORTILLA CHIP!!!!! These things taste like Mother God took her giant S...
Posted by Drew on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST

The New Decemberists album...

..is either by far the best album they've EVER done....or the worst. I've been listening to it all day and i still can't figure it out. It covers everything from prog-rock freakouts to a fucking "dis...
Posted by Drew on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST

WTF??? Commennttzzzz?

So somebody, who is HILARIOUS, decided to get into my profile and post all kinds of "nice" comments to tons of my friends---which i am NOT COOL WITH!!! I'ts not the invasion of privacy that annoys me,...
Posted by Drew on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:27:00 PST

Berries & Cream Dr. Pepper

I haven't even HAD this shit yet and it's already my favorite beverage ever!!! LONG LIVE B&CDP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Drew on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:37:00 PST

FUCK!

Fuck little teenaged, hipster trash, fuck that smug bald fuck, fuck his hard-on for little teenaged hipster trash, i want to choke that bitch with her Urban Outfitters necklaces and beat that bald son...
Posted by Drew on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 10:45:00 PST

Opinions were like kittens, I was givin' em away

Sometimes I worry that something is wrong with me when it comes to my music listening habits. For instance, as I was driving home from the Modest Mouse show tonight I decided to search for something t...
Posted by Drew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have spent all of my survey seed.......

Prelude: This is the longest survey I've ever seen in my myspace life. But there is no survey that I can't defeat with my wit! Meet your doom, survey. LONG LONG LIST OF ?'s >001. What is your ...
Posted by Drew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"You're true blue, Ethel...you really are. "

A word to the wise---if you don't usually feel like commiting suicide DON'T go see Million Dollar Baby!!!!!! I went into this thinking I'd get to see a flick involving Clint Eastwood and Hillary Swan...
Posted by Drew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my iPod needs spinning rims.

I found and downloaded the new Decemberists record today. Somebody got ahold of a review copy and leaked it to the internet, I guess. It is officially the greatest thing that has ever happened to me....
Posted by Drew on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST