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About Me

Sheep, Licking, tribes of jaffa, beefing my box hair, jugs, chin, chin, chin, chin, chin, LEAVE IT. Mum, can I have the jam? Where's my owl? Itchy balls in china. Smells like rotting arse.

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Member Since: 4/6/2006
Band Website: freewebs.com/toxicmelons/
Band Members: James Mcdonald - Lead Vocals, Farming, happiness, Weed!Paul Fairbairn - Vocals, Guitar, Drums, Tantrums, Cake, useless wrestling trivia.Gary Burdon - Bass, Producer, Banjo, beard, Girl fans, carpet, bow ties.Alex Campbell - Guitar, Producer, Hair, Yo Momma Jokes, Fraisier Season 1 box set.Lee Girdlestone - Drums, Dastardness, Asian Girls, Beer, noses.
Influences: My Influences , and lets face it, thats what counts...Queen (and all their solo stuff), Jellyfish (and all their solo stuff), David Bowie, Bo Larsson, Divine Comedy, Extreme (and all their solo stuff), The Darkness.Alex- led-zeppelin,aerosmith,vangelis,weezer,trapt,depeche mode,prince,david bowie,nick cave,sammy davis jnr,nick drake,jim lampi,the strokes,emporer,drum and bassGary - I will listen to most things. I usually listen to acoustic, metal, rock, jazz, blues and jip-hop. I create more music than I have time to listen to any. My music taste changes quite often, depends on my mood.
Sounds Like: Brilliance. Who needs drugs when you have our songs eh?
Record Label: Famth Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

It’s been a while...

Hey People! Yeah, so it's been over a year since our last blog lol. I forgot what useful tools these things actually are. So for anyone that's interested, I'd thought I'd give a bas...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:24:00 PST

New songs, new ideas

I am writing new songs and I have new ideas...A man of few words...Gary, Melons
Posted by Toxic Melons on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

Yer Emo Twats..To strong? Read on...

The views that I express aren't necessarily the views of my band members or anyone else, but they should be and as a matter of fact, they probably are.Ok, I have no problem with emos. Everybody has ma...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 04:22:00 PST

Melons Jam

Me, Alex and Gary met up today and I think it went very well. We are starting to make strides with our first joint written song called dissapointment island. I'm not usually that good at c...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:20:00 PST

Reviews

This is where the reviews will go. These are real reviews by people who have listened to the music but have not left a comment. "your voice is soft but a little rough too like being licked by a ...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 05:38:00 PST

Our music contacts, check 'em out!

There are alot of great unknown artists out there that are contacts of ours. Particular favourites of mine are, in no particular order... Jerikko featuring my good friend Kevin Maddison, he's a ...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:00:00 PST

In the studio...

We were all in the studio today. Pretty much have finished all in a dream, we just have to mix it and it will be up next week. The plan was today to start on another song and just mix anot...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST

Toxic Melons in the charts? Surely not....

well, the myspace music charts, http://www.myspacecharts.com, check us out, we're in there. Pretty low, but higher than some people!!!!!
Posted by Toxic Melons on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:27:00 PST

Toxic Melons music videos? Surely not...

Yes as the title reads, my good friend Mike Garden who is a very talented film maker, will commence making a music video for one of our songs. There's no desicion on which song it will be yet, b...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:21:00 PST

A short Poem

Just imagine every Saturday night,You hear her coming back, laughing,She opens the door with a burst of might,A sillouette, out of breath with a bottle of vodka,She takes a swig and then falls over,Sh...
Posted by Toxic Melons on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:08:00 PST