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Foster

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About Me

With fosterlager's teachings, rapists will become no more. The women will always come flocking no matter what. All sexual activity will be consensual.

A fosterlager world...is a better world

My Interests

Making fun of you behind your back, trivia contests, working out, extricating myself from "Three's Company"-like scenarios every week while wearing an ascot.

Music:

See, this is where my sociopathic behaviors tend to surface. I won't tell you what I like, for music, books, movies, tv or anything else. I'll instead ask what YOU like and pretend I'm interested in your interests. Or that I've always wanted to know more about what you happen to like. Works every time.

Heroes:

Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "I could have any woman in here." The second guy says, "Really. How would you do that?" To which the first guy replies, "Oh, I'm a rapist."

My Blog

the guy in marketing

I wonder about him. I'm overhearing a conversation between him and the woman in the next cube. He's talking about how much he loves Little House on the Prairie and he's watching it at home. That whole...
Posted by Foster on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:43:00 PST

i don’t get it

I keep waking up at 5:00 am. Every day for the last week. It doesn't matter if I went to bed at nine pm or two am. Doesn't matter if I'm at home or at Gwendolyn's, if I have to piss or not. I'm tired!...
Posted by Foster on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 10:18:00 PST

Oh, and about this whole Dumbledore thing:

1. His name sucks. He's a sage, a wise wizard with "Dumb" in his name. What the fuck. Tolkien needs to rise from the dead and bitchslap this broad. 2. Nobody over the age of 50 should be allowed ...
Posted by Foster on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

GAH! NECK STUBBLE!

I fucking hate facial hair but I'm growing it this week for my costume. Let me clarify. I hate neck stubble. I don't need that part of it but I forgot to shave it this morning. ITCH ITCH ITCH It'll b...
Posted by Foster on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST

I need recommendations

Need to see some new horror flicks. It's that time of year, after all! The last good one I saw was The Devil's Rejects. Here's what I'm looking for: 1. T&A. I can't stress this enough. Someone who...
Posted by Foster on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

Marathon FINISHED!

Yep, I did it! And this was record heat and humidity in the 26 years of this race. I got a lot of experience doing long runs in this heat this summer and basically slowed to a walking pace when my bod...
Posted by Foster on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:09:00 PST

Everything’s looking good

Got my registration packet last week with the marathon route. Should be beautiful scenery, especially if I can keep up with the toned runner broads! Wish me luck! ...
Posted by Foster on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:41:00 PST

Bachelordom OVER

Gawdammit. She's keeping menstrual diapers here. And I can't just keep those in a box of shit by the door labelled "hers." Somebody could see.
Posted by Foster on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

cooking

I waited for my run for the air to cool off a bit yesterday. Stalled until quarter to eight. I got a haircut, went to the shoe store to order my next pair of running shoes, priced out Final Fantasy XI...
Posted by Foster on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:38:00 PST

This weekend’s to-do list:

--go to Mel's garage sale and loot her stuff silly. Watch her flirt with Gwendolyn. Have really nasty dreams that night. --go to Jason's and hang with Jeromy! Meet his fiance! Elevator her and nod in ...
Posted by Foster on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:43:00 PST