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the rev

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About Me

Freelance artist specializing in portraits, murals, public art projects, collaborations, graphic design, illustration, photoretouching and even painting motorcycles. Photorealist style. I’ve exhibited nationally and internationally, but have been busy with commercial art recently.

I’m engaged to a beautiful, incredible woman who puts up with my bizarre lifestyle. We have two shelties with more BOING than most people. Comic book geek, fabulous cook, sometimes handyman, occasional traveller, motorcyclist, writer, auteur, and misanthropic introvert who remains arrogantly humble.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, intelligent, creative people, and new friends without baggage. I have enough of my own, thanks. If you’ve got a wickedly morbid sense of humor, hit me up. Porn stars are encouraged only if you want to model for me, otherwise, keep your diseases off my friend list.

If you're a "friend" collector, then we have nothing in common and it ain’t happenin’. If you send a friend request and your profile has "see my pics elsewhere" or other crap, I will report your sorry a$$!

My Blog

Change / Hope / Optimism

Hearing that Obama won the election made my day. It was like the Doctor telling me that I DON'T have Cancer. Good Riddance to the Republican Traitors who threw my America under the bus, robbed us blin...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Jump!

I found this online and it succinctly sums up the average American's thoughts on the Bailout on Wall Street.
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:21:00 GMT

Geek Talk: New Airbrush: Iwata HB-SB Plus

Humility time..... It's been somewhere between 17-20 years since I bought a new airbrush. (It hurts just to write that, I hope you know....) I finally wore my last Iwata out. Way back when I was a pup...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:35:00 GMT

Halloween ’07 pics

Thank you, friends and fiends, for making our Halloween party another spectacular (and blackmailable) event! If you had even half as much fun as I did, then your face must still be sore from laughing ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:19:00 GMT

A Survey on Surveys

Do you have any friends or are surveys your only social interaction? Do you actually fill in any of these or do you prefer to stick your finger down your throat? What famous person on your friend lis...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:40:00 GMT

A petulant goth shopping: WTF???

Sandy and I actually had a day off recently. So, we decided to swing through Minneapolis and check out what used to be some of our favorite haunts, prior to the rollover accident two years ago. We sta...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:16:00 GMT

Super-Hero Quiz

I saw this on Julie's page and, being the comic fiend that I am, had to take the quiz. Your results:You are Dr. DoomDr. Doom 91%Magneto 88%Apocalypse 88%Poison Ivy 76%Lex Luthor 73%Two-Face 72%Dark Ph...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 19:25:00 GMT