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THE MASKED MANIAC

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About Me

ALL I CARE ABOUT IS MY 2 HANDSOME SONS AND MY HOT AUSTRALIAN WIFE......I HAVE BEEN WRESTLING FOR OVER 22 YEARS AND HAVE STUNK FOR 19 OF THOSE 22 YEARS!I HATED LIVING IN NEW YORK SO THE 1ST CHANCE I GOT.....ME..THE WILLY MANIAC....THE DILLY MANIAC....AND MOMMY MANIAC ALL HOPPED A JET BLUE FLIGHT FOR DISNEY WORLD AND WE NEVER TURNED BACK!WE ARE MONSTER SIZED J.E.T.S. FANS! I USED TO BE 6" 5 BUT AFTER I TURNED 40 FOR SOME REASON THE DOCTORS SAY IM 5"8 AND WEIGH IN AT 260-270LBS OF NOTHING BUT MUSCLES AND 100,000 CALORIES A WEEK WORTH OF A TUMMY! I AM A HUGE DARK SHADOWS FANATIC AND A MARK FOR BARNABAS COLLINS AND MY WIFE AND TWO BOYS AND I ARE WIGGLES NUTS AND WE LOVE CAPT FEATHERSWORD!MANIACISM IS THE RELIGION THAT ALL MANIAC-A-HOLICS FOLLOW!TWO MORE THINGS..............I HATE MORONS WHO WALK AROUND LIKE THEY HAVE HUGE MUSCLES WHEN THE FACT IS I COULD SPIN THEM AROUND AND PICK MY TEETH WITH THEM OR BETTER THEN THAT RIP THEIR ARM OUT OF THE SOCKET AND SCRATCH MY BACK WITH THEIR BLOODY LIMB AND THE OTHER ISSUE I HAVE IS THESE IDIOTS IN MY BIZ THE WRESTLING BIZ WHO DO WHATEVER THEY CAN TO USE THE WORD "BROTHER" 2046 TIMES IN EACH SENTENCE!REMEMBER EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT AT 8PM IS THE MASKED MANIAC INTERNET SHOW LIVE AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO WWW.WRESTLING-NEWS.COM. AND CLICK THE LINKS AND LISTEN AWAY!I HAVE WRESTLED IN A MASK FOR 20 YEARS AND NOW FOR THE 1ST TIME IN MY LIFE I AM WEARING THE MOST TECHNICAL FACE PAINT JOB EVER TO BE PUT ON A PRO WRESTLER!ONCE I GET THE HANG OF THIS MYSPACE GIMMICK I'LL ADD MORE JUCIY STUFF!...

My Interests

WORKING OUT TRYING TO GET MY DAMN ARMS BIGGER THEN 21 1/2 INCHES! GOING TO DISNEY WORLD AND UNIVERSAL STUDIOS WITH MY SONS AND WIFE AND WATCHING ANYTHING WITH MONSTERS OR SCARY STUFF IN IT!CONVERTING NON BELIEVERS TO MANIACISM!...

I'd like to meet:

JR EWING(LARRY HAGMAN).......ELVIS WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL BUT RUMOR HAS IT HE DIED AND OF COURSE BARNABAS COLLINS AND WILLIE LOOMIS!Check out the audio feed from the debut of the Masked Maniac Internet Show!...

Music:

ELVIS...THE BRADY BUNCH...THE BEACH BOYS....DAVID CASSIDY....

Movies:

SUPERMAN RETURNS......SUPERMAN 1 & 2...SPIDERMAN 1 & 2..& 3..FRANKENSTEIN...DRACULA...THE WOLFMAN.....JUST ABOUT ANY UNIVERSAL MONSTERS MOVIE FROM THE 30'S TO PRESENT DAY!

Television:

DALLAS.....DARK SHADOWS.....DEAL OR NO DEAL....BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER....THE SPORANOS...THE SHEILD....THE WIRE.....THEIF....SMALLVILLE....THE LONE RANGER......!

Books:

I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Heroes:

JR EWING
& BARNABAS COLLINS AND HOW CAN I FORGET MY WIFE KATHLEEN WHO DOES MORE THEN ANY SUPERHERO COULD EVER DO!

My Blog

NEW MANIAC MINUTE COLUMN....NEW FORMAT.....MORE FUN!

Welcome Maniac-a-Holics & lowlife peasants who have no life other then touching themselves in naughty places & hitting refresh on their computer to see when a new Maniac Minute column has been...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:56:00 PST

Uncensored.....Maniac Minute.

Welcome mere mortals to this Uncensored .....edition of the Maniac Minute...........In this months edition we will once again talk about some of the biggest losers in the world of Pro Wrestling as wel...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 05:06:00 PST

Halloween Maniac Minute Bloooooooooooog.

Ok from the start lets get it straight that there is nothing Halloweenish about this Maniac Minute other then its being written in October...........There are things on my Maniacish mind so lets get d...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:59:00 PST

THE MASKED MANIAC MINUTE...........UNCHAINED!

SPENDING 9 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL OVER THE COURSE OF 3 WEEKS AND HAVING NEEDLES POKED IN ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND HAVING MY BALLS SQUEEZED AND COUGHING DAILY.................HAVING A BLACK MAN (MY DOC...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

SPECIAL MANIAC MINUTE DEDICATED TO A CONMAN

A MANIAC MINUTE DEDICATED TO A HUNCHEDBACK MORON NAMED BRYAN WHITE...... HELLO MANIAC-A-HOLICS..................HERE IS ONE OF MANY STATEMENTS I HAVE ON BRYAN WHITE AND THE BRYAN WHITE FIASCO............
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:57:00 PST

August Edition of The Maniac Minute Blooooooooooog!

The hot days of August are upon us and just when you thought it couldn't get any hotter..................The Walking Heat Magnet is back!.............The Man with the 21 1/2 arms is back with another ...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

Brand New JULY BlooooooooooooooooG.

Bow down my followers and those who worship me because I am back and my mind is clearer then its been in quite some time..........and its time for the man with the 21 1/2 inch arms.......the 63 3/4 in...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:17:00 PST

VERY SERIOUS NON BOLD MANIAC BLOOOOG!

HELLO PEASANT WEINIE WAVERS & PENIS PULLERS IT IS I YOUR DEMI GOD............THE LEADER OF MANIACISM.........THE DUDE WITH THE 21 INCH ARMS...........THE 63 3/4 INCH CHEST...........THE REAAAAAAAA...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:49:00 PST

BRAND NEW ALL NEW I PROMISE ITS NEW MANIAC MINUTE!

ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME SINCE MY LAST MANIAC MINUTE BLOOOOOOOOOOOG & THE MAIN REASON HAS BEEN.....................................IVE HAD NOTHING TO SAY..............BUT ALAS AFTER LOUNGING&...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:44:00 PST

BRAND NEW MAY MANIAC MINUTE BLOOOOG!

OK KRUSTY UNDERWEAR WEARERS AND YOU FEMALES WITH SKID MARKS ON YOUR PANTIES IT IS I.............THE PIMP OF STEVE CORINO......................YOUR..........THATS RIGHT IM POINTING AT YOU.........YOUR ...
Posted by THE MASKED MANIAC on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 03:34:00 PST