Hi, I'm Josh Rich. I used to be an awesomely famous professional wrestler. Now I'm fat and help run wrestling shows instead. I also like pop music. Do you like pop music? That's nice.
I'm very funny. You are not. You think you are, but trust me, you are not. I like cats. Do you like cats? You have cats you say? Your cats probably suck dick for coke. Like you. Cock smoker.
Sometimes I cry at night. Not due to sadness. Due to knowing that I can't share my awesomeness more with the world.
That's why I'm here, on the internets. To share my awesome, with you. So please grab my balls and feel the power flowing through them. You might just become a better person because of it.
P.S. I won the log rolling event on MXC.
