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Becy

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About Me

I like to go INTHEMIX except when I am gettin banned!
Cheeky cunts! They don't like me to say CUNT.
What else?
I am an engineer, that is to say I get paid a large amount of money to go INTHEMIX and MYSPACE and GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH. Life is simply brilliant for me.
I have three lovely cats. One's name is Ziggy, one's name is Lyesha and the other one's name is Alex Morgan. I believe Alex might be preggers since a tomcat has been meowing about our house and she has gotten fat.
More updates as they occur.
I definitely do like to drink alcohol and although I like to smoke cigarettes, I don't smoke them since I am frightened of getting lung cancer. Other than alcohol, my cheeriest friend, I do not take any drugs at all.
I used to write a lot of techno and electro music and play it out live n such, however I'm kind of a bit sick of that right now. Well, that is, I have been kind of a bit sick of it for the past four months, however I can feel the cup is getting fuller and fuller, and soon it will be so full I'll have to get down and write a song. I really don't like playing live though. I hate having to practise. I really really hate practising! I like to write NEW SONGS.
I like to go to the pub.
I really like going to see my family - my mum and dad, and my brother and his wife and their three kids.
That about rounds that up anyway - the "About Me"
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Drinking, internet, cooking, sleeping, looking at houses, running

I'd like to meet:

Rodney Rude - although I would be a bit shy

Derek and Clive - although they're dead

All the people in my friends list that I haven't already met. Oh well, why discriminate, all the people in my friends list full stop.

Music:

bored wi' it

Movies:

Scarfase
Blade Runner
Gridlock'd

Television:

EASTENDERS

Books:

lots - come and look in my bookcase! I 3 books!

Heroes:

DEREK AND CLIVE!
Rodney Rude!

My Blog

Feeling Funny

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Posted by Becy on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:41:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

I was talking to my wonderful friend trina about our proclivities for hibernating inside with a drink or a smoke and the internet for extended periods and she came up with a corker....(convo, i'm the ...
Posted by Becy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:48:00 PST

Arsehold

For some reason, I am categorically unable to spell the word "arsehole" using a keyboard first go.  There is a little glitch in my brain that causes my fingers to write arsehold.  Why? ...
Posted by Becy on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 01:50:00 PST

Tampon Worry

I don't know why but I have this fear that one day I'll forget to take out a tampon and it will stay up me for days and days, causing no end of trouble.  I figure I'm going to be having hundreds ...
Posted by Becy on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:45:00 PST

The Things You Do for Love

S: Hrmmm. Fuck. What are we gonna do about pot?B: Ummmm I dunno?  I can probably get some up there, might be a bit of a hassle, dunno.S: Well I've got some.B: Let's smoke it then?S: Nah nah let's...
Posted by Becy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

The Worm-Off That Went Wrong (Don't ever drink and worm)

So there I was sitting in the perserverance hotel with my friend Sean, finishing off the third jug, when he says "Let's go to the Night Cat".By this stage I was hell drunk and thought this would be an...
Posted by Becy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:09:00 PST

Another msn convo with Sean... pissing, shitting, farting, you name it

Sean says:so did you sink piss last night, boozebag?up yer arse jimbo says:no i fucking didn't  up yer arse jimbo says:i'm so proudSean says:fagup yer arse jimbo says:yahSean says:i didnt either ...
Posted by Becy on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

msn convo about funny experience with ladyboys

Sean says:a guy was staying with us for the past 3 weeks. Kev. up yer arse jimbo says:yeah...Sean says:Going through a divorce so he fled england for aus. He's since patched things up with his missus...
Posted by Becy on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

Fish Milkshake! Fish Milkshake!

I have had quite an interesting weekend so far.  I've got some chuck updates to start off with.  My friend Elle came down from Sydney to cunt it up in Melbourne with me, and that we did.&nbs...
Posted by Becy on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:05:00 PST

Would she like something harder? You bet.

I found out last weekend the cat's a stoner.My friends were having pipes at my house and Alex Morgan came running up and stuck her head right into the smoke.  My friend Trina told me that all cat...
Posted by Becy on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 11:36:00 PST