I am The Dread Pirate Steve. I lost me ship just about a year ago and was washed up on the aweful port town. It's been forever since I've sunk my teeth into a good chunk of barbecue swine and even longer since I've felt the touch of a lady. I like to loot and pillage and rape and fall down drunk, oh and walks on the beach/plank. Both of my eyes are made of glass. Someday I'd like to get me ship back. Oh I'd give anything to get back on the high sees but there doesnt seem to be many adverts in the papers for blood thirsty killers anymore so I'm doomed to live out the rest of my days with these yellow bellied landlubbers.
