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About Me

Minnesota lady, MATURE in age, YOUNG at heart -occasionally childish, as a matter of fact! Pagan of the Druid persuasion, weaver, spinner, friend, mother, lover, priestess, mistress, queen of all I survey. I'm stuck in a small town, but my heart is in the big city. After a long week of sitting on a phone listening to Sprint customers bitch about their service/phone/bill/life I escape to Minneapolis to hit the clubs with my daughter Melinda. Sushi, Ikea shopping, bondage a gogo at Ground Zero and generally enjoying all the atmosphere is what keeps me alive during the week! I love concerts, anything from Type O negative to Cradle of Filth to Gaelic Storm........ if it's good music, I'm there! RABID devotee of the MN Renaissance festival, former CKC employee/slave, card-carrying WENCH! I love making new friends, if you're SINCERE about it, go ahead and say HI! Artists, musicians, pirates, rennies, "witches", bitches, queers and queens, sinners and saints, tat lovers and ink slingers, geeks, freaks and nerds: come one, come all! I'd love to meet you! Life's too short to sit around and do nothing! And, for those guys who have a "no fat chicks disclaimer" on their profile........ remember if size matters to YOU, shouldn't it matter to ME? *wink wink nudge nudge, know what I mean?* You can just kiss my ample ass! Check out my blog, I love new jokes and post the ones I like the best! We all need an occasional laugh, right?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting people, it adds spice to life! I'd like to meet Peter Steele [ if you don't get that one, don't ask! ]; Jimmy Carter, because he's a great humanitarian that managed to survive politics with his integrity intact; Stephen Hawking, because he never bitches or complains, and he never lets his physical limitations slow him down. The brilliant mind trapped in a not-so-cooperative body reminds me to shut the hell up when I feel like whining about anything trivial! I love people who are creative, and have a good sense of humor without being smarmy! People who don't let personal prejudices keep them from having an open mind about others. People who never stop searching, learning, teaching, growing. Stagnation usually results in a foul odor, so remember the old adage "a rolling stone gathers no moss" and keep on swimming!!!!!CHECK OUT THIS BAND.... WOW!!!!!!

My Blog

Swiped this one, it was so cute!!!!

..> A Witch Body: Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide tohave a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up atthe local brothel.The madam takes one look at ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:01:00 GMT

Glad these aren't MY doctors, lol.

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady's dress, and began to take of...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:33:00 GMT

Dysfunctional "not quite hallmark" cards

Subject: Dysfunctional section of Hallmark greeting cards1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now thatyou've come into my life...(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.2. I m...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 19:36:00 GMT

If this doesn't make ya groan, nothing will !!!!

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed an...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 20:04:00 GMT

Top 10 things overheard in a pagan shop

10 things overheard in a pagan shop10) So, all of the sudden, I realized I was dressing my north altar to be my south altar! I thought I was losing my mind until I remembered that Mercury was in Retr...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 20:27:00 GMT

OOOOOOOOOOOKAY, sorry, couldn't resist.

..> Guts and Balls - The Medical Distinction We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 19:00:00 GMT

INNER PEACE

Calmness in our lives........ I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 17:04:00 GMT

STUFF, lol.

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shi...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 18:16:00 GMT

CATS VS DOGS

**DOG DIARY** 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and pet...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:52:00 GMT

BIOLOGY 101

Biology 101 If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview from ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:04:00 GMT