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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Twan Longtrowser AKA Tha Dirty Capt'n Sanchez
Birthday: Tho30th of October many a year ago.
Birthplace: In the windin' alleys of Temple Bar in old Dublin-town.
Current Location: Wherever the wind she takes me.
Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: A filthy brown.
Height: 170 cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Me cutlass prefers me right mit.
Your Heritage: Am the bastard son of a whore!
The Shoes You Wore Today: A nice black full leather boot with a cute floppy top.
Your Weakness: The smell offa lovely wench, bathed and tarted up a bit.
Your Fears: A true skallywag must be fearless!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: I'll be leavin' the pizza to the I-tal-yons!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Collect more booty, avoid capture, normal suff!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'll run ya through ya scurvey dog!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: So, me rotten crew has yet ta kill me in me sleep!
Your Best Physical Feature: Me parrot, Ferdinand.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the drink or'takes me!
Your Most Missed Memory: Where I left the key to me rum closet.
Pepsi or Coke: Yaaarrrrggggh!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Avast!
Single or Group Dates: I'll be acceptin' all the lovelies with me arms wide!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Twill kill a man both.
Chocolate or Vanilla: The fineest flavour comes only from purest Vanilla bean!
Cappuccino or Coffee: A bit'a coffee twill spare me rum stores a while longer.
Do you Smoke:&..39;
Do you Swear: Could'nt think of it, But Ferdinand swears enough fer the both of us!
Do you Sing: Whenever the mood or drink has me in it's grip.
Do you Shower Daily: Don't think I onderstand the question? It rains sometimes.
Have you Been in Love: I've loves in every port the world over.
Do you want to go to College: Sure, and I'll sell me-self inta slav'ry while I'm at it!
Do you want to get Married: Me love , me life , and me lady tis the sea!
Do you belive in yourself: What? Don't you?
Do you get Motion Sickness: NEVER! (What never?) No never! (What never?) Shutcher gob, you!
Do you think you are Attractive: Sweet mother o'God, no.
Are you a Health Freak: Well, I'm now a fort'night without the scurvey, if that's whacher askin'.
Do you get along with your Parents: What parta "...bastard son of a whore..." did'n ya savey?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, if me sails are properly trimmed.
Do you play an Instrument: I've got a wee squeeze-box.
In the past month have you Smoked: I did fall asleep rather cloce to the fire not too long ago.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Cabin-boys don't count as a date. Do they?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Belay that!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I surely do love a cupcake!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I think that's between me an Sushi!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, but I've set the stage fer a good fight!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Happy ta say, no. Me crew has'nt figger'd out how...ye!t
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Aye, Skinny Pete was dipped fer his bath just last week!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: From near every ship I come across!
Ever been Drunk: Sure that I've the Devil in me at times!
Ever been called a Tease: Me First Mate was just sayin'........uh, nevermind that.
Ever been Beaten up: Not since me days as a cabin-boy.
Ever Shoplifted: Hello?....... Pirate!
How do you want to Die: As a very old Gov'ner of a rich tropical isle.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I yam what I wanted ta be when I grow up!
What country would you most like to Visit: Me boyhood home in old Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: A matchin' pair of any is fine by me!
Favourite Hair Color: A firey red fits me best!
Short or Long Hair: Plenty'a hair fer a better grip!
Height: It matters not a lick ta me!
Weight: Wenches come in all sizes....I make sure of it!
Best Clothing Style: Not a stitch!
Number of Drugs I have taken: The diversion a'choice at any given port!
Number of CDs I own: CDs?
Number of Piercings: I've been pierced too many times ta count. Mostly by knives, once a harpoon.
Number of Tattoos: Me first wife's name on me belayin' pin. Margaret Donovan.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: That ever'one thinks I named me belayin' pin Margaret Donovan!
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