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ClareBear

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About Me

I now reside in smack city, Leeds, in the aptly named Chéz Slag with two disease ridden whores named Hannah.I share my room with a Richard who is actually a girl it seems. I like sun, gear, booze and boys. Having all these things at once makes me glad. I seem to be getting in constant scrapes and situations which I laugh about after the event. It's all going to make my book of life a more interesting read tho. I am learning to bite my tounge a bit more with people who fuck me off, which I'm hoping is going to come back to me in a good Karma way.I dislike -those who call WKD 'wicked' -people whocough/sneeze without covering their mouth, especially when I am eating -anyone who has an i pod now that I do not R.I.P Albion II -running out of stuff on a Sunday -people who ziz zag around on a pavements -that sinking feeling after a drunken night out when I realise I've been a cock again -fish and yes that included tuna from a can -people who do not understand the concept of personal space, especially in a queue in a shop -general TWATS who think they're cleverThis list will be added to on an almost daily basis

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My Interests

Having a load of fun with the fantastic mates I've got, reading lots and lots, acting like a twat/weirdo/mute giraffe, disgusting people by being uncouth which isn't something I can control-Evers and Joe take note.

I'd like to meet:

Pete Doherty, in a room, wearing his little metal helmet and doing narcotics. He will be mine. Oh yes. He will be mine. Kate can dab in too if she wants.

Music:

House, piano classics, old Hard House and trance, PJ and Duncan AKA, BabyShambles, The Libertines, Dirty Pretty Things, The Streets, Take That, Eminem, Elton John, Happy Hardcore, Placebo, Oasis,Artic Monkeys, Rolling Stones, The Beatles,The Futureheads, Blur, an all round mixed bag.NB I found out on Sunday that I also like techno, which wasn't something I knew before.

Movies:

Nothing that is hard to understand, so that means: Cruel Intentions, Grease 2, Clueless, Dot and the Kangaroo, Me,myself and Irene, The Goonies, Grease, Dumb and Dumber, The Exorcist, The Mask, Stand by me,Pulp Fiction, Cable Guy, Snakes on a Plane and the like, you get me?!

Television:

Footballers Wives, Deadenders, Corrie, Emmerdale, Hollyoaks,Shipwreaked, Big Brother,Made,X Factor, Bad Girls, Goldplated, stuff that makes me chuckle

Books:

Flowers in the attic, Porno, Odd Thomas, Valley of the dolls, Filth,The curious incedent of the dog in the night, Running with Scissors, Needful Things, Harry Potters, His Dark Materials, High society, Trainspotting, The Wasp factory...

Heroes:

Kate Moss- I love her. Richard my hamster- he is clearly possessed by the devil and doesn't even pretend to like me which is a quality I like in a person.