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DAN CASINO IS DEAD.

About Me

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My Interests

He loved beautiful women.

I'd like to meet:

My name is Juan Flamenco and it is my sad duty to inform that Dan Casino, the greatest lover the world has ever known is dead. He was a close friend of mine, we used to play together as boys (not in a homosexual way), he was like a brother to me. Dan Casino was killed to death by a standard toolbox hammer between 3am and 4am on the morning of December 1st, according to the police report. He had returned home from a charity visit to a hospice for beautiful women in Brazil and poured himself a glass of scotch. An intruder, presumed to be a jealous lover or angry husband then hit him in the face and he became dead instatly. I know that there will be many upset ladies as a result of this news but Dan Casino always used to say to me: "Juan Flamenco, if anyone should ever make me die with a hammer, I do not want the ladies to kill themselves. I would like them to become lesbian in my honour." The police released the pictures of Dan Casino to me so I could put them on his MySpace. As you can see he looks a bit different. The police assure me this is normal for a murdered mellon. RIP Dan Casino.

Music:

He liked Latin.

Movies:

He had a large collection of Erotica.

Heroes:

Dan Casino had no heros, only lovers.

My Blog

Rest in peace Dan Casino

This is Juan Flamenco, life long friend of the murdered Dan Casino. I leave this, the last blog that will be posted on Dan Casino's MySpace as I had to remove his poem from the profile to make space f...
Posted by Dan Casino on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST

The 8th blog

I have just returned from a long break to Livorno, Tuscany where I was a guest at the wedding of two very dear friends. This was an important journey for Dan Casino as lately I have fallen prey to on...
Posted by Dan Casino on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:57:00 PST

Blog 7

This weekend I swept a rather attractive young woman away to Glyndebourne for classical music and champaign. As a rule I am not a fan of classical music, it is too long and not very sexy, but an assoc...
Posted by Dan Casino on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:27:00 PST

Blog 6

Today is my papa's birthday. My father died in an unfortunate accident involving a mini hover-craft and a flock of flamingos several years ago, but I always become thoughtful on his birthday. My fath...
Posted by Dan Casino on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:02:00 PST

Is this my 5th blog? Perhaps.

I have just returned home after an unfortunate incident that spanned the entire weekend and concerned myself, the police and a woman. On Friday night I arrived home late to fine a hand written, scent...
Posted by Dan Casino on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:43:00 PST

The 4th blog

Today while smoking a cigarette at the side door of a private club of which I am a member, I encountered a vision of loveliness the like of which it has been days since I could compare. She seemed to...
Posted by Dan Casino on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:49:00 PST

My 3rd blog I have made

Today has been a good day. When I got to my car this morning it would not start so I had to call a cab. I must explain that I do not live in the centre of the city as too many people will regognise me...
Posted by Dan Casino on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST

My 2nd blog

Today I awoak at noon to find the sun shining through my window. I got up, poured myself a glass of wine, and went to sit on my balcony where I watched the beautiful ladies walk by. There were some l...
Posted by Dan Casino on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

1st Blog

This is my first blog on myspace. I'm sat in my silk robe, thinking about beautiful women. More later.
Posted by Dan Casino on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 09:28:00 PST