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My name is Juan Flamenco and it is my sad duty to inform that Dan Casino, the greatest lover the world has ever known is dead. He was a close friend of mine, we used to play together as boys (not in a homosexual way), he was like a brother to me. Dan Casino was killed to death by a standard toolbox hammer between 3am and 4am on the morning of December 1st, according to the police report. He had returned home from a charity visit to a hospice for beautiful women in Brazil and poured himself a glass of scotch. An intruder, presumed to be a jealous lover or angry husband then hit him in the face and he became dead instatly. I know that there will be many upset ladies as a result of this news but Dan Casino always used to say to me: "Juan Flamenco, if anyone should ever make me die with a hammer, I do not want the ladies to kill themselves. I would like them to become lesbian in my honour." The police released the pictures of Dan Casino to me so I could put them on his MySpace. As you can see he looks a bit different. The police assure me this is normal for a murdered mellon. RIP Dan Casino.
He liked Latin.
He had a large collection of Erotica.
Dan Casino had no heros, only lovers.