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"Proud provider of the lulz"

It's nice to be important but it's always important to be nice

About Me

my life blows, my parents blow, my sister is a douchebag and i've lost every fight i've been in in life just like the green hornet. its not all bad tho, because i have star treck and pot. Oh also I like you. I like everyone.Except for my family.They put me in foster care.and not BANANA fosters either LOLleave me a comment and give me one more day to live O_O..THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG
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..tr The Wild Rose
Random Brutal Love Dreamer ( RBLDf )
shmolorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.
Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.
You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective. ..tr height="20" Your exact opposite:
The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master
..table .. -- -- end exact opposite table -- The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
"You're never truly single as long as you have yourself."
ALWAYS AVOID : The Bachelor
CONSIDER : The Vapor Trail. ..table
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free .. Dating .I got this test result, but I AM NOT A WOMAN WTF? which higurashi no naku koro ni character are you? "If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing!"
Shion-you are extremely nice and are a great friend! :)
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You Are Romanticism
You are likely to see the world as it should be, not as it is.
You prefer to celebrate the great things people do... not the horrors they're capable of.
For you, there is nothing more inspiring than a great hero.
You believe that great art reflects the artist's imagination and true ideals. What Art Movement Are You? [HAVE YOU EVER..]Been kissed: yes! Lied to a friend:for a good reason Dyed your hair: nope Dressed punk: lol yeah Kissed a girl: yes Saw something you didn't want to: Yeah, I saw my ex-girlfriend naked and it was like cellulite mania. Danced in the rain: yup i love doing that Lied to your parents: Yes,for kelly clarkson tickets Went barefoot in the snow: thats how i lost my third toe Played hockey: well in gym i did Made your own clothes: yes but my sister stole them and wears them now[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]Got in a fight: Yes and I valiantly won. Took a shower: A BATH IS FINE TOO Gave a dirty look to someone: Yep Cried: nope Did a cartwheel: No,but saw an asshat do one. Went to school: no Shopped: wal-mart Danced: yes in mah house Got sick: no way brotha Did something you regret: NADA Discovered something new: Discovered that saying "STFU OR GTFO" is really fun to say.[IN SCHOOL YOU...]Run to class because you're always late: after lunch Act perfect: sometiems Act hyper: LOL YAH LOLZ Are a nerd: Candy is good In band: only my german hardcore band thats not in school[RIGHT NOW UR..]In your pajamas: Not yet Drinking: nothing Listening to music: NO WAI Watching a movie: I watched Children Underground last night IMing someone: yes a BLACK DUDE AMEN BROTHA Talking on the phone: no Eating:nope[CLOTHES..]Hot topic or abercrombie and fitch: Hot Topic Thongs or briefs: thong Boxers: thong Sweatpants or jeans: MAH J-LO SWEATPANTS Longsleeved shirts or short sleeve: Short Sleeve Tube tops or tanks: Tanks[CURRENTLY .. ]Current clothes: Jeans and a T shirt Current mood: happy Current music: none now Current taste: tap water Current make-up: none Current thing I ought to be doing: TAKIN' MAH PILLZ[ LAST PERSON .. ]You hugged: Alex Yelled at: Senor Walrus IMed: Black guy who is nameless You touched: MOMMA[ EiTHER/0R .. ]Coffee or hot chocolate: Hot chocolate!! with little marshmellows Big or little: BIG I LIKE TEXAS Lace or satin: SATIN New or old: NEW Vogue or cosmopolitan: My sister told me she's a cosmo girl. Skirt or dress: skorts Wool or cotton: Cotton[DO YOU..]Put on a "front": TO GET DA LADIES Have a crush on someone: LOL MAYBE U READIN' DIS LOL If you got a tatoo where would you get it: Armpit[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]What is the symbol you use the most:XD is that a symbol? You have a boyfriend or girlfiend: NO I FOUND OUT SHE WAS A DUDE Who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray:NIGGA PLZ What was the last thing you said: I AM FILLING OUT A MYSPACE SURVEY Who would you want to be stuck in an elevator with:Santa Claus Do you like stickers: I like them when my sister doesn't put them on my eyes while I'm sleeping ) : Do you play with mad libs wen you're bored: I have in Mexico. Are you suicidal: No...but theres this guy I know ....he likes the drink sucidal its when you mix all the different kinds of pop together. DID THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS QUESTION? NO BRIAN IT DID NOT . SORRY TALKING TO SELF AGAIN. Is your window open: Yes, my cat is retrieving its dinner. What was the last pair of shoes you bought: The red air jordans. Do you have a little brother: damn it yes I DO MICHEAL Does he draw you cute pictures:YES I LIKE BABY REPTILES LOL Where do your grandparents live: OKAY I DON'T KNOW RHODE ISLAND AND DELAWARE OKAY I JUST TOLD YOU LOL What do you think of when you hear the word click: the movie Are you a moron: NIGGA.....PLZ Do you like trampolines: I thought this said " do you like tampons" srsly. Have you ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum: a newspaper, christmas lights, clothes,string, a lot of things... Did you see American Pie 2: no Do you cut yourself: No,only when I shave my " no no" areas but thats my accident.1. If you won $1,000,000 and the only catch was that you had to give it away/donate it all to a cause/charity, how would you pay it forward? Donate it to NORML.2. What is your favorite Girl Scout Cookie? Samoa's and thin mints 3. When you play Monopoly, what pawn do you choose to play with? doggie 4. You're on death row and scheduled for execution tomorrow. What do you request as your last meal? fried chicken,coke,mashed potatoes, oreo o's,macaroni and cheese, mcflurry with m&m's and oreos 5. If after your death, an author will write a biography about you, what would the title be? Brian is the brain! WORD! 6. If you could be reincarnated as any animal or object, what would it be, and why? cheetah, because they are fast and have cheetos to eat 7. Would you ever let GoofyAuctions.com pay you $500.00 to tattoo Chuck Norris' face on you? no way 8. Has any book had a major impact on you? The Count of Monte Cristo and Coin Locker Babies. 9. What would the child you once were think of the adult you have become? Think I was pretty cool and lived up to my expectations but kind of confused because now i know what I really want.10. If your employer granted you an entire YEAR of paid vacation, in which you could travel the world, where would you go? Israel
Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! What Gender Is Your Brain? I'm a woman ) :
Your Mommy Is Oprah
What You Call Her: Old Lady
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! Who's Your Mommy? My score on The Heroes Personality Test :
Mr. Bennet
(You scored 70 Idealism, 45 Nonconformity, 45 Nerdiness)
Are you on the list? Congratulations, you're Mr. Bennet! You are one mysterious person with mysterious motives. Despite all the mystery, it's clear that you believe what you do is for the greater good, and you are obviously a well-educated person in your field.Your best quality: Dedication to your work/organization/etc. Your worst quality: Keeping too many secrets
Link: The Heroes Personality Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) I don't even know who this is.
Who Should Paint You: Alfred Gockel
All American yet funky, you inspire an artist's imagination
And while not everyone will understand your portrait, you will! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The West
Boston
North Central
The South
Philadelphia
The Inland North
The Northeast
What American accent do you have?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz Which Evangelion Character Are You? I'm a girl again ) :OKAY TO ALL YOU HATERS OUT THERE IF YOU LEAVE HATEFUL COMMENTS OR STUPID SHIT LIKE "THESE PICS AREN'T YOU" IT WIL L NOT REAPEAT:NOT BE TOLERATED! THEY WILL BE DELETED! DESU IS WELCOME THOUGH.ALSO IF YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE I WILL ALWAYS RESPOND! DON'T BE A STRANGER! BECAUSE STRANGERS MEAN...DANGER.

My Interests

star trek, being alone, eating laffy taffy, especially grape What expression does your eyes have? (..::anime pictures, 14 answers!::..)
Your eyes express forgiveness!When you were little, someone hurted you really bad, but you forgave them. Now, you're the calm and sensible girl. People around loves you for your kind and caring personality.
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You are a Believer
You believe in God and your chosen religion.
Whether you're Christian, Muslim, Jewish, or Hindu..
Your convictions are strong and unwavering.
You think your religion is the one true way, for everyone. What's Your Religious Philosophy? I don't think there is one right religion! But I believe in God.Arey, you are 18% Pakistani!

Sorry yaar, that's quite low. You're either a Pakistani that's strayed far from your roots, or a non-Pakistani with a little bit of spice in your character. A little bit more effort wouldn't hurt!

How Pakistani are you? (first class number one!)
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Choose a Ninja Burger Career at the Ninja Burger website .

I'd like to meet:

william shatner, jesus if he even existsolid gray; padding: 6px; font: normal 12px sans-serif; color: black; background-color: white;"You paid attention during 91% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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Which famous (or infamous) person are you a reincarnation of?
You're Abraham Lincoln! You are honest, kind, and friendly....that's why they call you honest Abe! You fight for what you think is right and stick to your friends like glue. You are friendly to all races. Good job, everyone loves you!
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Understanding: You two will probably know that you were meant to be from the moment you meet each other. They understand you and will be kind out of heart without wishing anything in return. They love to see you happy. You are probably a lot like them too! Even though they may not be the hottest of the bunch, they are openminded and love everything about you and that's what matters! Count on this person to always be there for you and trully love you for the person you are. Try not to get too carried away in your own world though. You two are all about the meaning in everything. This person is drawn to you by your acceptance, kindness, and emotional will towards all people. This person will want to spend the rest of thier lives with you and live thier life to the fullest with you by thier side.
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You Are Destined to Rule the World
You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could. Are You Destined For World Domination? I'm Griffith.NOOOO!!
What Type of Anime Site Could You Run?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. People say I am a walking encyclopedia.

Music:

the used, boo boo on top of trouble, the body count syndrome, death cab for cutie, hillary duff
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya character quiz

You are Mikuru Asahina!You are very shy and timid. You don't normally start conversations but you like to be around a small group of friends. You are protected by others because you seem physically weak.
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Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song? LOL black just like me!!! This makes me feel manly...
You Are a Schoolgirl!
You're not quite as wild as a "kogyaru", but with your short plaid skirt
and silly white socks, you're still a sexual fetish object.
You can usually be seen hanging out in the girly section of the video game places,
collecting photobooth stickers of you and your friends. You may not be as innocent as you look.
Did those vending machine panties once belong to you? What's Your Japanese Subculture? a

Movies:

bratz rock angels, spice world, haha jk, seriously tho, like the bridges of madison county,all the star trek movies,hangman's curse etc adopt your own virtual pet! Which Random Cult Movie Character are you?
I am Ash, from the "Evil Dead" trilogy. I'm the guy with the...chainsaw.
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What NERV Child Are You?
Hosted by theOtaku.com: Anime . Done right. KAWORU IS WATCHING YOU IN THE SHOWER. ..: What 'Ghost in the Shell' Character are you most like? :.. ( Has pics! )
Togusa. You're most like Togusa. The girl/boy next-door. You like it when your life goes the normal way. You trust your feelings and that's good!
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You are a protector.
Yes, you don't like to kill people. That goes against everything you belive in. It's not that you are a coward, but your ideals and morals wouldn't allow it. You are the typical hero, do the righteous things, get the bad guys and do it all legally. But just because you don't kill doesn't mean you can't kick ass. And that is what you do. You use your brain and your strenght to do honourable deeds and protect people you know and love. If an evil guy is going to take over the world soon, it's you who will get involved. You hate watching innocents suffer, and love seeing bad people getting what they deserve. You are probably also happy and optimistic and work pretty good in groups. And the friends you usually make are true ones.
Main weapon: Anything at all
Quote:"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" -Joe Lewis
Facial expression: Smile
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Nanaca Crash
Keep the human bowling ball flying using aerial collisions and special characters. OMG.WTF.BBQ.Strangest game ever.

Television:

NUMB3RS,LOST, Passiones de tierra, la vida blanco, anything on OLN
Which character from Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu are you? (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) (With pictures!)
You are Kyon!
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You're Judeu. You are very humble about your own abilities. Claiming to be a "jack of all trades", you fail to awknowledge your own superiority in many aspects. Humility is a noble trait, yet it can get you in trouble in certain circumstances.
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You're probably from PA. It's rough, but I'm sure you talk enough shit about NJ. Look at your own state, it's full of amish people and cow shit. Who's laughin' now HUH?
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You are WILD AND CRAZY KIDS. You couldn't get through life without a little fun... or a neon colored t-shirt. You are a team player and really into Omar Gooding. GO YOU!
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Books:

Life of Pie, On My Honor, Grapes of Wrath, The Complete Suicide Manual, Diaries de Motocielta
You Are Designer Panties
You demand the best, from head to toe.
And your panties have to be pure couture, for your own luxury.
Men feel like you're a worthy challenge, though you can be difficult to catch.
You exude a polished, sexy vibe that tends to attract confident men. What Kind of Panties Are You? HAY GUYS I'M A KIND OF PANTIES LOL

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com O RLY? JACK NICHOLSON IS MANLY LIKE ME!
~* What Pokemon Are You *~ Your Result: Pikachu

You are a pikachu! You love to hang out with friends, you're kind, cheerful, and very thoughtful and caring. You love to have a cuddle, and you enjoy making people happy. You are a number one star.


Mudkip
Delcatty
Gengar
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Heroes:

jack black, malcolm x, leonard nimoy, scott peterson ( NOT the murderer) Who Are You From Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
Shion!You're Shion Sonozaki,Mion's twin sister, and a phsycopath! You kill or almost kill everyone around you and wish you could die yourself.
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You Are 68% Politically Radical
You're political views are just plain weird. A little far left, a little far right, and a whole lot of radical. Are You a Political Radical? YAH I KNOW I'M AWESOME
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot? I'm HOT BABY!