FAQ Why are you using MySpace to select a surrogate mother for the cloning of a new baby Jesus?
We believe that MySpace gives us access to a much larger pool of applicants than we could reach with our limited publicity budget. It also allows us a rapid initial elimination process based on peoples interests, activities and general appearance. As stated elsewhere on this page, the MySpace call for entrants is only the initial phase of the selection process.
Do I need to be a virgin to apply?
No, The Congress Of The New Dawn believe that as the surrogate mother's role is primarily to incubate the new baby Jesus, her previous sexual history is largely irrelevant.
Will the new baby Jesus be half me?
No, DNA in the egg from the surrogate mother is completely replaced with DNA from the blood found on the Shroud Of Turin. The resulting clone will be an exact genetic replica of Jesus and share no genetic similarities with the host mother.
Does it matter where I live?
Yes and no... the individual selected to be the surrogate mother for the new baby Jesus will require to spend the duration of their pregnancy, and 1 month either side, in Italy. The travel costs and accommodation over this period will be paid for by The Congress Of The New Dawn.
Regardless of your creed or colour, The Congress Of The New Dawn welcomes your application for surrogacy with open arms.
The primary criteria for the consideration of your application is that you are of happy and healthy mind, body and soul.
However, as this undertaking is of incomparable significance and huge expense there is a thorough screening and selection process for all applicants.
The first stage of this process is to answer the questions on the application questionaire below, and mail them to this MySpace page no later than June 30th 2007.
Please also make sure your MySpace page has adequate and undoctored photographic representation of you, both full length photos and head shots.
MOTHER OF GOD APPLICATION
1. Name:
2. Age:
3. Weight:
4. Height:
5. What is your occupation?
6. What country do you live in?
7. Do you smoke?
8. Do you have any family history of heart problems or high blood pressure?
9. Why are you interested in being the surrogate mother for the cloning of a new baby Jesus?
10. Upon birth are you prepared to forfeit all parental responsibility of the baby Jesus to The Congress Of The New Dawn?
11. What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
12. What do you think the afterlife looks like?
13. Describe your perfect day.
14. What is love?
15. If you were an animal, what would it be and why?
16. What is the most valuable thing you have learnt in your life?
17. What is your earliest memory?
18. Do you prefer cats or dogs?
19. Do you think people are born with a capacity for evil, or is it learned?
20. If you were a super hero, what would your special ability be?
This is your chance to be part of the single most important scientific and spiritual event in the history of mankind!
Waiver: In applying for the role of surrogate mother for the next Jesus, the candidate grants The Congress Of The New Dawn the right to use all written and photographic information supplied at their discretion.
The Shroud Of Turin