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LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH

El Rey de la Fiesta!!!

About Me

I hate the idea of having to define me "in a few lines", but here it goes. I'm a wandering skint human rights activist, with many stories, many places I call home, increasingly less values, and zero cash. I like people, specially the ones who are nothing like me, cause they normally end up being the ones I learn the most from. I love all the usual shite that people in their mid 20s normally enjoy: music, travelling, sport, drinking, stimulating conversation, sex...I'm at that point where I do not know what I'd like to do with my life.After spending a few months back home in Madrid I'm now living in London, where I'm hoping to settle! movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

Music,Drinking, reading, Martial Arts (just began doing Brazilian Jujitsu and I love it), Whitewater rafting, stand-up comedy, molesting gerbils...u know, the usual stuff

I'd like to meet:

People who are either intelligent, interesting, funny, insane or a combination of the above...
You are Panthro! You are amazingly strong and quite talented with things mechanical.
You have a touch of stubbornness, but no one can call you a quitter.
You always defend your friends, and you love a good villain whoopin'
almost as much as you love cruising in the Thundertank. What Street Fighter Character are you?
You're Ryu! You're the greatest martial artist with ambition and determination.
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Music:

HipHop, Salsa, Son, Bossa Nova R&B, Dancehall, 60s Soul & Funk, Reggae, Gospel, Drum & Bass, Funky House, Drum & Bass, UK Garage, Grime...at the moment I'm listening mostly to Carlinhos Brown, Mongo Santamaria, the Black Eyed Peas & Immortal Technique. I'm not crazy about rock music but I do like some stuff like Iron Maiden.
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Movies:

City of God, Scarface, Carlito's Way, the Godfather trilogy, Shaft, Superfly, Torrente 1 and 2 (la 3 es una mierda), Million Dollar Baby, Enter the Dragon, Dias de Futbol, Escape to Victory (the only movie that makes me cry for some reason), Friday, The Game (the only Michael Douglas movie I've actually liked), Kickboxer, Higher Learning, Menace to Society, Ghost Dog.

Television:

Good, dry, sarcastic comedies: Chapelle Show, Family Guy, 24, Lost, Mind Of Mencia, South Park, American Dad, Time Trumpet, Shameless, the Fast Show, Peep Show etc... I'm also a huge fan of documentaries, I particularly recommend "The End Of Suburbia", & the "Revolution Will Not be Televized (Hugo Chavez)" and Fight Science. I'm ashamed to admit it but I also enjoy Big Brother sometimes, mostly the way in which contestants just lose the plot and begin crying over the fact that they only got 2 yoghurts left.

Books:

The Black Jacobins, Revolutionary Suicide, Roots, 1984, How Europe Underdeveloped Africa, The Pillars Of the Earth, The Feast Of the Goat,the Last King of Scotland, The Motorcycle Diaries, the Autobiography Of Malcom X, No Logo, Reefer Madness, Lawless World, the Clash of Civilizations, Hugo Chavez and the Bolivarian Revolution, The End of Faith, The Earth is Flat, Freakonomics, International/ human rights law textbooks.

Heroes:

Malcom X, Huey P. Newton, Touissant de l'Ouverture, Jose Marti, Bob Marley, Ronaldinho, Hugo Chavez, Nkruhmah, Evo Morales, my mom & dad. Comedy heroes: Dave Chapelle, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais.
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My Blog

HIP HOP QUOTABLE (IN FRENCH): DISIZ LA PESTE JEUNE DE BANLIEUE

In this day and age it's hard to find hiphop that speaks meaningfully about real issues. With some notable exceptions, MCs seem more concerned with ostentation and empty threats than wi...
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:11:00 PST

VALETINE'S DAY

With my track record, it's fair to say I probably know more about lust than I do about love. I do however know enough to know that I hate Valentine's Day with all my heart (no pun intended). I'm not g...
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 05:36:00 PST

WHAT'S ROCKING MY WORLD (MUSICALLY) RIGHT NOW

Shy FX: Diary of a Digital Soundboy- I just downloaded this and I can't stop listening to it. Over the last few years Drum & Bass has branched out into many different sub-genres and Shy FX em...
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

THINGS TO DO BEFORE I'M 30

Last April I turned 25. That means that I am now as close to being 30 as I am to being 20. This sad event has made me think of some things I would like to do before I reach that dreaded 30...in no par...
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST

HOCKEY

22 fit young women in tank-tops and miniskirts, running around a grass field, wielding sticks and bending over slightly Is there anything more arousing than female field hockey?
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:06:00 PST

TOM CRUISE

This morning, I woke up with wisdom tooth ache. It's something that happens to me every few months and really pisses me off. Anyhow I've been thinking, and  have decided to name my wisdom tooth&n...
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

THE WORLD CUP...CONCLUDING OBSERVATIONS

Of the 6 World Cups I've consciously watched during my life this is without a doubt the one I've followed more closely, and I've come to realize that this epic tournament always takes&n...
Posted by LORD FERNANDEZ OF THE HEATH on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 02:24:00 PST