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Wotcha Geeks! I'm The Colonel. I divide my time neatly between playing the bass, DJing, making beats, monkeying around in an office for a living, getting shitfaced, partying, spending all my money on vinyl, and pretending to be good at stuff.
I live in Sheffield, which is great even though it hasn't got half the fancy stuff that L**ds has (who need a Harvey Nicholls anyway?). Folks may say that Sheffield is crap for a city of its size, but if you want true crapness, try spending the first 18 years of your life in Ipswich - a town whose only gifts to the world are sugarbeet and a substandard football team (oh, and Nick Heyward out of Haircut 100 - remember them? Hmmm, didn't think so).
Since I originally wrote the last sentence, Ipswich has become world-famous - for ... Serial killings. I rest my case.Luckily I got out of Ipswich when I came to Sheffo as a student and found it was party central. BLLAAATTT!
Due to a family joke, "The Colonel" is now my musical alter-ego, by which I DJ and produce stuff (check here ). Unfortunately, the Colonel is now a much more popular and well-liked chap around the city than the real me, and I no longer get invited when he goes to parties.
Three ineteresting facts about me:
1) I co-run a club night, the Shakedown, (see friends)
2) I am the bassist in a 9-piece roots funk band, Grey Cooper Love Party (see friends)
3) I once played a cyberman in an episode of Doctor Who
4) Fact number three is bollocks. This is true. So that makes three facts. I don't owe you shit!
Thankyou please.
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