I am a girl.
Apparently I am "a bit incognito" on here, but that isn't truly so. If you go in my pictures - you can see my pants! How non-incognito is that?
Some of you may be wondering why I came back on here, and even why I went away in the first place, so I am sorry for fannying about. (If I've added you and you used to be on my list etc., this is.)
I left my heart in South Yorkshire, I left ten grand in Edinburgh Uni's coffers, and I left my favourite Miss Sixty jeans over the back of a chair in Southern California.
My makeup collection is even bigger than your mum's behind, and like the latter it gets bigger on a daily basis.
(Re. Top 8 - I am going to let my friends list stay in a chronological order, with no favouritism in terms of placement. I do not necessarily like "Tom" better than Tony or Tony better than Bob or Bob better than Don - that is just the order they came along in. This policy has been adopted on account of the fact that MySpace is gay.
I reserve the right to waive this policy if I receive a friendship request from an extremely fantastic rock star or other cultural icon, or person of extreme attractiveness who I wish to show off about.)