like a wizard's sleeve |
A new blog?
Thought I might write a little bit about recent times; its mainly been spent in the high-octane environment of work where I like to sit and give myself little heart attacks, listen to...
Posted by The James on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST |
You've Created A Monster |
1. I am addicted to MySpace
2. I am really, really, hopelessly addicted to MySpace
3. I managed to stop eating toast in front of Newsround but I'm not sure I can stop using MySpace
4. I used...
Posted by The James on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:43:00 PST |
Mount Me |
Yesterday I had The Bronx on in my Eugeot. It was loud, I was mildly irresponsible and, as such, I drove into a kerb at over 50 mph by attempting to take a corner in 5th ...
Posted by The James on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:25:00 PST |
Haircut |
I cut it drastically. Not shaved or anything, I went and killed off the nits back when I was in primary school.
However it is really quite short. You have been warned my friends, you ha...
Posted by The James on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:28:00 PST |
Metallic Blue Death Machine |
I can fucking drive. Clear the roads or I will mow you down in my iron horse.
As I have told absolutely everyone who has had the misfortune to meet me these last few days; I passed my driving tes...
Posted by The James on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:23:00 PST |
Yes, I Would Like Your Scam |
To counter-act the stress in my life I have decided that I should like to follow-up one of those "my mother was left in the far east and now we need an offshore account to shovel money into - $14...
Posted by The James on Sat, 06 May 2006 05:56:00 PST |
Big And Clever |
Wikipedia? A fine, fine site. So I thought I'd fuck it up a bit. Went to Mona Lisa's page and deleted most of the useful information only to replace it with "has a cracking pair of tits".
Wikipedia...
Posted by The James on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST |
Explorers |
It was about half 3 in the morning and we took a route away from Market Square and up some stairs. We were on the 2nd level overlooking the church and Barclays etc. and then Toby hoisted himself over ...
Posted by The James on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:30:00 PST |
5 Days In Words |
I am tired. As tired as Terry Waite after five months next to that radiator. I hear he was quite fatigued.
This week has been an eventful one. Let me try and recollect it from day to day.
Monday: Went...
Posted by The James on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 02:09:00 PST |
Life Assessment |
I look at my waist and I see a little growth, I swallow and my throat hurts, I look at my skin and it's more than a little shaggy; I'm blaming my general over-indulgence this last month, and cons...
Posted by The James on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:04:00 PST |
