SHRIMPER

Hello, my name is Matthew Stephen Simper i am 22 and live in various places. I have recently moved to a small village in Suffolk called Withersfield, i now have a bedroom which i share with my idiot young brother who pretends that he is black and insists that the lonely birdy song is actually good. During the week i live on the floor or sofa of friends houses who are kind enough to put me up.After getting sacked from Ask restaurant and sacked from the shit den that is jessops, i moved to the big smoke that is london, where i was paid to scan documents into a computer. Whilst doing my scanning i actually thought about shiting my pants inorder to distract myself from the most boring job ever. However I am now back in Cambridge and i have my own punt on the river, called 'Hobsons Choice' (a play apparently) so i am my own boss. Some people think that this is very cool, however it is now september and the leaves of St. Johns college are telling me to both grow up and fuck offIn 2005 i finished a degree in the History of Art at UEA in Norwich. It was an amazing experience as i lived with some brilliant people and had so much fun. However after three years of drinking too much, buying lots of pizza and living in (and destroying) a really overpriced house, both I and Mr. Barclay agree that i am now in financial dificulty.I play drums in a band called emma frost, if you care click on this www.myspace.com/emmafrostmusic if you don't care click on it anyway, listen to the songs and think how much better your band is, thats always fun to do.