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Anyone who doesn't have side parted floppy hair and takes photographic 'proof' at arms length.
Like this man:
I was pretty much born to fight. See me fend off two americans with the sickest moves ever recorded:
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My iBook, this week, been blasting these tunes out of his little, little speakers:
25th Hour, American History X, Big Fish, Jacob's Ladder, Dancer In The Dark, Life Is Beautiful, The Motorcycle Diaries, Anchorman, Swingers, The Big Lebowski...
The Office, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jam, I'm Alan Partridge, Operation Good Guys, People Like Us, Little Britain, Phoenix Nights, Peep Show, Green Wing, Max & Paddy, Prison Break
High Society by Ben Elton, Dave Gormans Googlewhacking Adventure, Dave Pelzer Trilogy, Modern Toss, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne, Join Me! by Andy Wallace, The Yes Man by Andy Wallace, The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper, Marching Powder by Rusty Young
Ricky Gervais, Steve Coogan, Chris Morris, Larry David, Peter Kay, Mark Heap, Simon Pegg