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Shavonne Vuitton

Is it real?

About Me

don't believe a word i say. let me sleep. bring me treats.

My Interests

bar-coding and scanning.

I'd like to meet:

a talking animal. preferably a cat.

Music:

my ceiling is leaking information. i wish my landlord would fix it.

Movies:

do not wear sunglasses indoors. ever. period.

Television:

if you cheat at monopoly, do not talk to me.

Books:

i can't read. seriously.

My Blog

parisian story.

one of the most romantic things happened to me there! i was walking casually, yet totally unaware of my location, when i see a man leaping and bounding to get to me.  i am serious. he ran and jum...
Posted by Shavonne Vuitton on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

amsterDAMN!

day 3. 9:30 am. amsterdam. shavonne wakes from a stoned-cold sleep. she has to change rooms by 10:30. fuck. 10:30 am. still staring at clothes strewn on the floor. not checked out. contemplates going...
Posted by Shavonne Vuitton on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:52:00 PST

when in rome

do not eat as much as i did the first day. learn how to use the bidet, as there is not enough toilet paper to go around. get used to men walking around overly confident while wearing pink. do not worr...
Posted by Shavonne Vuitton on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

Wedding May 2007

2:13 pm  (1:13 pm Seattle time)   Shavonne is roused from a peaceful sleep in the hopes that she can be ready to attend a wedding in 30 minutes. After a quick shower and an even qu...
Posted by Shavonne Vuitton on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:47:00 PST

Xmas 2006

Shavonne arises at 7:19am with no gifts left to open. She watches "A Night With Too Many Stars" and cries over how giving rich people can be, but also laughs because comedians are funny. She then fo...
Posted by Shavonne Vuitton on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST