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†Rev. LancE† - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!®

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About Me

<---Please View the Gallery and Leave Comments--- <---Please View the Gallery and Leave Comments--- <---Please View the Gallery and Leave Comments--- : : "'Oh, you cant help that, said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. 'How do you know I'm mad? said Alice. 'You must be, said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here..."
---- About the Artist ----Raised amidst the sticks and chainsaw fumes of rural Burkburnett, Texas, young LancE becameobsessed with all things dark and scary, especially the grim side of fairy tales and children'sbooks, circuses and carnivals.As a teen, LancE brought his talents to (Horr)Orlando, Florida: a city equally as whimsical and frightening as his own dark vision.Rev. LancE's art is very much like the thrill rides and fun houses that clutter the city.LancE has done artwork for bands including Lunatic Candy Kreep, Meka Nism and Her Rusty Tears, and Angel Autopsy, and has had art featured inpublications including AXIS, Connections, and an award winning "Expression of the Month" in thelong-running CIRCUS Magazine.In his spare time, LancE enjoys playing the guitar, doodling, sleeping and chicken strips. :
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: : : : :..-All art & related indicia TM & © 2008, Rev. LancE: Skare Force One Productions, Inc.- : :I am 90% Evil Genius.
.. I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devisingschemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom :
What Horror Movie Creature/Killer AreYou???
Freddy Krueger
You hadan obsession with killing innocent children of your town, until the towns people burnt youalive...now you've come back for revenge on Elm Street.

Click Here to Take ThisQuiz
Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker 88%The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminallyinsane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...
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My Interests

Theme Parks, Carnivals, Circuses, Haunted Houses, SideShows, Dark Rides, Roller Coasters, CottonCandy, Clowns, Gum, Pixie Styx, Chainsaws, Vampires, Zombies, Serial Killers, Super Villains,Horror Flicks, Halloween, Skin Masks, Corn Dogs, World Domination, Toys, Cupcakes, Pirates, Make-up,Masks, Monsters, Munsters, Boots, Weapons, Fire, Goblins, Black Lights, Mohawks, Hot Dogs, Ventriloquist Dummies, Roadside Attractions, Tacos,Pipe Organs, Top Hats, Metal, Meat Cleavers, Candles, Wild Animals, Pyrotechnics, Skeletons,Nightmares, Blood, Violence, Freaks of Nature, Strobe Lights, Robots, Graveyards, Fishnets,Bumper Cars, Cartoons, Fried Chicken, Gasoline, Super Soakers, Dollies, Knives, Severed Limbs,Chili, Guitars, Fireworks, Explosions, Jesus Juice, Acrobats, Torsos, Trampolines, Demons,Nachos, Boobies, Butts, Ghosts, Whips, Chains, Axes, Silly String, Jerky & Porn Barns, BloodyMesses, Animatronics, Amputees, Animatronic-Amputees, Candy, Popcorn, Thunderstorms, FogMachines, Pumpkins, Sharp Things, Pointy Things, Unrealistic Goals, Ego-Trips, Comic Books,Meat...(or any combination thereof).. .. : : Hey Kids! Link Me with this Nifty-Ass Banner!!! : :"Influences are like farts...every once and a while You've just got to rip one off." -Rev. LancE- : : : : Have Your Sins Forgiven: Buy Me Presents! : : : : Rev. LancE's Merchandise ON SALE NOW: ONLY AT -NO SHIRT, SHERLOCK- www.CafePress.com/NOSHIRTSHERLOCK : : : :

I'd like to meet:

...Your Mom, Walt Disney's Cryogenically Frozen Head, The Joker, Tyler Durden, Freddy Krueger, Robert Crumb, Charles Schultz, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, H. R. Giger, H. R. Pufnstuf, H & R Block, Ed Gein, Heckles & Twitch, Sterculious: The Roman God of Feces, Mike Patton, Roger Waters, Alice Cooper, Rob ZoMBiE, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, Grigori Rasputin, Jesus Christ, Shel Silverstein, Dr. Carl Von Cosel, Eddie the Flying Gimp, Girls playing Twister, Girls not playing Twister, OZZY and Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel: : : : : :.. : : : : : : : : : : : :Join My HalloweeN HorroR NightS group! The First and Biggest HHN group on Myspace!:
: : : : : : : : : : : : : : :: HELP FUND A WORLD TAKEOVER!!!:.. .. .. Dr. Steel Loves You.You Love Dr.Steel. : : : : : : : : : : : : : :: : : ...And Now...A Mr. Bungle Video!!!:.. ..

Music:

...A Whole Galaxy of Multicolored Uppers, Downers, Screamers, Laughers.

Movies:

...Disney Cartoons and Pornography (at the same time)... ..

Television:

...Telemundo...All day, Every day.

Books:

...Cat in the Hat, The Bible, The Necronomicon, Everyone Poops (Except a Baby without an Anus!), Medical Journals, True Crime/Serial Killer books, Walter the Farting Dog, J.R.R. Tolkien, Rock Star Bios, Kid's Menus, Frozen Food Packaging, Stephen King, Theme Park Maps, The Funny Pages, Porno, Propaganda, Medicine Bottles.

Heroes:

....Ham and Cheese, Meatball and Italian! : : :

My Blog

... -V. D.-

-VAMPIRES & DOLLS-With Perverse PSYCHOlogyCounted Your nipples and dimes,and You counted Mine...My Pig was too pale for Your Bank?I'll just tan it for You,then We'll fill in the BlanksI wanted to ...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:54:00 PST

... -MyWaste-

I fell into Youbut My crushes are so crushingcountry clubbed into submission-unaccomplished and goneUsed Your cross to strike My Negatives;I liked the Additionbut by tradition You preyed,I played the ...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

... -Playground-

-Playground- Swingsex, Jungle gyms and Thunderstorm eyes Tool sheds with closed doors and college dorm lies Insects, drugs n rocks, stickers and stones Rolling blackouts, hold the Prince, -just ple...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

... -The 13th-

-The 13th-All is Quiet on New Tears DayShould old acquaintance be forgotShould We write down Our namescan't remember them anywayAnd blood-stained paperno vampires to blamebroken mirrors don't reflect ...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:50:00 PST

... -When the Fields are White-

"..The piece I’m going to repeat,’ he went on without noticing her remark, ..was written entirely for your amusement.’Alice felt that in that case she really ought to listen to it; s...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

...Is it any wonder that the Monkey's Confused?...

...Boy Howdy, without the priviledge for having Cable Television, You wind up watching some bizarre things by default. The majority of the channels that are clear enough to watch are either Christiany...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 11:32:00 PST

...ZOmBiE DoGs (SuperBeast)

Boffins create zombie dogs By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.auJune 27, 2005 From:     Pittsburgh, PA -SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hour...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...You'll Find the ToyS UPRISE Inside!

Dr. Steel's UTOPIAN PLAYLAND Manifesto (part one):An Excerpt from:http://www.DoctorSteel.com  INTRODUCTION Hello, my name is Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel-- and I'm crazy. At least that's what t...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

...Hidden Valley: The Way Ranch is Supposed to Taste.®

School: Boy Put Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing Students May Have Eaten Contaminated Dressing POSTED: 6:54 am CST December 15, 2006   A senior at an Illinois high school is accused of contaminati...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

...Dude, Where's My Schlong?

DRUGGED MAN CUTS OFF OWN PENIS AND EATS IT July 14 2003   A Malaysian man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging ...
Posted by Rev. LancE - Now in 3-D Skare-O-Vision!® on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST