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Let me be honest, I love Jesus but I drink a little

About Me

i like sex. ecstasy. spelling. gatorade. worcestershire sauce. making fun of people who spell lucky 'luckeeeeeee'. drinking. farting. taking pictures. making eggs. folding clothes. if that's gonna make you happy. buying clothes. listening to music. broadway. theatre. musical theatre. acting. thespianating. making my own words. PAINKILLER. bootleggin music. HTML shit. photoshop. comments. photo comments. LIFE. $$BIZARRO LYFE$$. wasabi. sushi. kitties. bing bong. safeway select marinades. saying 'hella bomb'. nokias. eating lifesavers. making fun of people who spell blue 'blooo'. wearing glasses. wearing hats. vodka. weed hella forever and a day. sunglasses. paris hilton. nicole richie. learning japanese. booty poppin. key lanyards. malibu rum. grey goose vodka. cocaine. lying. keeping secrets. being subtle. listening to rap. guess?. being tipsy forever. bacardi. coconut rum. combing my hair. living. wearing watches. pip penthouses. mimi. staying the night. hooking up. rave dancing. subtitles. anime. manga. speaking japanese. listening to japanese. blonde hair. starburst lip gloss. smoothies. easy jobs. doritos. maracas. partying. sending hot people virtual kisses. high notes. hand massages. hot tubs. sleeping. eating starbust. mariah-isms. i love 212 4 life. saying 'that's so hot right now'. jamaica funk. video games. random people knowing me and me not knowing them. hearing people talk about you the morning after. living like a rock star. aqua teen hunger force. meatwad. the moon. sweatbands. frylock. carl. master shake. wearing man-thongs. making fun of people who spell happy 'happee'. shopping. taking pictures. fast cars. straight guys. gay guys. hot guys. straight girls. gay girls. hot girls. anime. new computers. eyes. this guy:
porn stars. makeup. big earrings. bigger sunglasses. sleeping in big beds with lots of covers. g'day sir. wearing multicolor neon shoes. matching an outfit with multicolor neon shoes. raving. the revolution. you love me. multiple scarves. scarves that touch the floor in my platforms. platform shoes. shiny shoes. high heels. manolos. aleve. cell phones. pink sunglesses. remixes. remixes to old video games music. old video games. secret of mana. chrono trigger. shot glasses. neon flourescent spraypaint. neon flourescent togas. toga parties. good frat parties. cool frat guys. playing basketball plays like 'darling pinky' and 'computer blue'. furry coats. giant coats. mis-matching outfits. being hardcore. the XhardXcoreX radio show. argenta hall. having my door open. pretending to smoke. smoking weed. taking pictures. typing. drinking water. blue cups. thx speakers. making fun of people who do 'STufF lIkE ThIs AlL tHe tIMe' muscles. 6-packs. calling people. wearing dove deoderant. using chapstick. lying. eating. pooping. pooping again. and having [no] fun.

everyone go here to see how much cooler i am than you. bitch, i'm not conceited, i'm just awesome check college life for the most recent pics [updated contantly]
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My Blog

Long overdue

Limp You wanna make me sickYou wanna lick my woundsDon't you, baby? You want the badge of honour when you save my hideBut you're the one in the way of the day of doom, babyIf you need my shame to recl...
Posted by BernardeeBacardi$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:20:00 PST

Don't take us lightly$$

Get ready for the double threat blowjob fuckstars Ridin dick like convicts stuck behind bars Break your fuckin dick in half with 6 inches left, Just a few inches short of what we like best Anytime you...
Posted by BernardeeBacardi$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TOE-GA

s0000oooe0o0 besides losing my rhinestone bitch necklace[some bitch probably stole it in my drunken wandering stupor], the left platform shoe, the battery to my camera, and my sanity....THE TOGA POTTY...
Posted by BernardeeBacardi$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SINCE MY MYSPACE WAS INCREDIBLY CLUTTERED$$$$$$

The PlayboyRandom Gentle Sex Master (RGSMm)Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy. You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around,...
Posted by BernardeeBacardi$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST