Someone who will buy me a burger at 2am cause he knows I'll be eating off of his.I'll help you beat the game of life if you help me.
In lieu of movies, I'm putting here my shit talk of the day. Tuna-isms, if you will:7/26: Well, it turns out Lance Bass is gay. I guess he thought everyone would accept him in space. I'm just pissed I lost the office pool. I thought I had it in the bag when I said it was Chris Kirkpatrick who was the fag. But then again, there could always be more than one fruit in a fruitcake.
In lieu of books, I've decided to daily put a statement that reflects what I've gone through in the previous moments of my life. 1/2 Daily affirmation, 1/2 life lesson to remember. Hope you enjoy them.7/8: You'll have a happy life if you make your bed every day.7/9: You're best friends will always put a blanket over you when you fall asleep at their house.7/10: You get mad a lot more when you don't get your eight hours in, Aaron Norton.
7/11: Don't correct someone and in doing so make the same mistake they make.
7/12: Aaron, if everytime you said you were going to the gym you actually did, you'd be hot by now.
7/19: Have as little convictions as possible. Absolute opinions are wrong, no matter if they are on the left or the right. There is probably very little true "evil" in the world, the rest is just difference in opinion. Don't condemn someone, when you could very well be wrong yourself. What happened to humbleness?7/24: Know the difference between a best friend and a good one. And know the difference in priorities. What's the point in saving your popularity if all your million "friends" won't come bail you out of jail? You need Boggle buddies when you're 60, think about that.8/4: When someone comes to blows with you, you've officially won the arguement.
10/31: Friends are fleeting. If you only talk about your friends and don't do anything without them, is there a person there if you're by yourself? Are you anyone? You need to be able to be happy by yourself to be happy with someone!