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Kyle Mikal Misery

FUCK YOURSELF

About Me

*******My name is Kyle Micheal Diede, I’m 19 years old and I work part time as a Banquet Server at Well Bread a catering company inside Reno-Sparks Convention Center. I also work as an Enrollment Specialist at Alere Medical.* I like my name but if I could pick it would be ~Ryan~ * My birthday is in July, which means I’m a Cancer, which means I’m a sensitive little bitch , say one thing that I don’t like and I hate you, sorry that’s just how I roll* I’m very short and I’m very skinny, I used to like this about me, but now I hate it, because skinny was soooooo 2006* I have brown eyes and brown hair, which sucks because guys like color, but whatever I am what I am and if you like me, cool if you don’t FUCK OFF * I drive a 95 Kia Sefia, I decided that in 10,000 more miles I’m buying a 2007 Lincoln Navigator , I don’t care if I can’t afford the payment, I’ll find a sugar daddy who can* I LOVE SUSHI , it’s the best* I have never really truly been in love , but hey I’m 19 someday* I forgot to mention I’m also a student studying social work, but I probably forget because it’s going to take 248475137541 years to graduate because I’m a FAILURE * I’m a kid and if you don’t like it, that sucks because I’m a good person * I used to be addicted to pot, I hate that shit now and wouldn’t touch it, COKE is another thing * And let’s not even talk about VOTKA a match made in heaven * I love seafood in general * I’ve never been out of the country, but if I do I want to go to EUROPE * I love Diet Coke * Did I mention VOTKA * I am simply in love with Mexican Food * $5.99 All you can eat breadsticks, soup and salad at Olive Garden is to die for * I love the color RED it makes everything so serious * IMOGEN HEAP makes the best music ever * Desperate Housewives is the best show ever, and Ugly Betty *******

My Interests

Music, Movies, TV, Reading, Sex, Boys, Driving and a lil bit of crazy.

Worship me!

I'd like to meet:

SHE WAS A SLUT, AND NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT! HE KNOWS WHERE TO GET THE BEST DRUGS IN TOWN SHES A MILF! THE MOST VERSATILE....ACTRESS THAT IS SHE KNOWS HOW TO PARTY HE CAN KILL SOMEBODY AND BE FOUND INNOCENT ID FUCK HIM....AND THATS REASON ENOUGH

Never mind, I'll kill myself

Music:

Panic at the Disco, Hinder, Cassie, The Fray, Justin Timberlake, Cascada, Yung Joc, Imogen Heep, Lit, Rhianna, Brooke Hogan, Lil Jon, Fergie, Paul Wall, Ne-Yo, Blue October, Beyonce, Linkin Park, Chingy, Gnarles Barkley, Ciara, The Killers, Fort Minor, Chamillionaire, Sean Paul, Fall Out Boy, E-40, Nelly Furtado, The All American Rejects, Paris Hilton, Kelis, Cherish, Black Eyed Peas, Shakira, Lyfe Jennings, Nelly, Pussycat Dolls, Sum 41, Paula Deanda, Pink, Mariah Carey, Akon, Danity Kane, Weird Al, Shiny Toy Guns, and 30 Seconds to Mars are just among a few of the artists I like.

Eat it!

Movies:

Rent, Casablanca, Pulp Fiction, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Usual Suspects, Psycho, The Silence of the Lambs, It's a Wonderful Life, Fight Club, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, To Kill a Mockingbird, American History X, The Pianst, LA Confidential, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Sin City, All About Eve, Jaws, Batman Begins, Forrest Gump, The Wizard of Oz, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, Fargo, Crash, The Sixth Sense, V for Vendeta, The Green Mile, The Graduate, Toy Story, The Night of the Hunter, Stand By Me, Gone With the Wind, A Christmas Story, Mystic River, Shrek, Big Fish, The Exorcist, The Big Lebowski, Ed Wood, Slueth, Snatch, Arsenic and Old Lace, Pirates of the Caribean, Inheirt the Wind and Harold and Maude are just a few of my favorite movies.New Page

Hereion mmmmm

Television:

The Amazing Race, Big Brother, Desperate Housewives, Brothers & Sisters, The Class, Hereos, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Help Me Help You,The Biggest Loser, Survivor, Friday Night Lights, 30 Rock, Twenty Good Years and Six Degrees

SUCK IT

Books:

Survivor, To Kill A Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, The Great Gatsby, Frankenstein, How I Paid For College: A Novel of Sex, Theft, Friendship, Identity and Musical Theatre, Miss Misery and Haunted are just among a few of my favorite books.

Face the evil. FACE ME

I ALREADY KNOW

Heroes:

Anyone and everyone that has come into my life, I cherish you with all my heart as you all help(ed) me to fight my personal demons.

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My Blog

As promised

A day late, but here it is. These last two months have been extremely hard on me, but I finally overcame it. These last two months I have been through so much, I've done things I shouldn't have, I mom...
Posted by R on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST

A Piece of ME.

EVERYONE MUST DO THIS!!!!!!!!! There are 16 statements below. 8 of them are false. Can you pick the 8? 1. I have lived in North Dakota for five years. 2. I was a virgin until the age of 17. 3. I don'...
Posted by R on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:12:00 PST

An Enemy is only a friend that wants to kill you

If I gain 50 pounds... how will that make you any thinner? If one day he stops loving me and I'm all alone... how will that solve your relationship problems? If all of my friends desert me and I sudde...
Posted by R on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

The Loser is in the Picture

Life...what's it about you ask yourself. It's about keeping everyone else around you happy, everyone you love smiling, right? Or is it about keeping yourself happy? What do you do if you can't satisfy...
Posted by R on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:33:00 PST

Enemies of the bride on the right...enemies of the groom on the left

Imagine if we all had perfect timing in our relationships. Well not perfect, but almost perfect. Imagine if the first time something went wrong or the first time we see a pattern of bad behavior from ...
Posted by R on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

In the Blink of a Year

Disclaimer: I understand that the Harry Potter series has engaged numerous young kids and has pulled them away from their television and video games. I think that is great, so for anyone under 13 go a...
Posted by R on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

You Can't Bring Me Down

You have seen them. They are cute and depressing, yet covered with glitter. What fucking stupid ass teen came up with these? I laugh at how pathetic they are. I set out to find the worst ones. Come...
Posted by R on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST

Valentines Day 2007...

Here you go lovebirds, enjoy. ...
Posted by R on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

He was kinda cute for a sociopath

I'm so glad I can go out on a Saturday night, be sober and not go home with someone and be a slut like other people I know... I'm so glad I can count on one hand how many guys I've slept with. I'm so ...
Posted by R on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:03:00 PST

I'm afraid of the living

Nobody wants to see us together, but it doesn't matter because I've got you babe. Because we are going to fight, yes we are going to fight. Believe that we are going to fight. Fight for our right to ...
Posted by R on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST