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The Great and Almighty Bud

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. -Bullet Tooth Tony

About Me

I really don't have much to say right now.Monday nights, karaoke, cue and cushion. Tonight bitch!
... To find out anything, you can contact me in these [email protected]@hotmail.comYahoo Messenger ID: GreatAndAlmightyBudAIM ID: GreatAlmightyBudMSN Messenger: [email protected] thats about all.
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You are a cardinal! You love to try & get others
into trouble, even if you have to make up
lies...NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!
What Monty Python Sketch Character are you?
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You are Loki.After a hard day of killing every first-born child
in Egypt, you like to kick back with a nice
drink. It's Miller Time. P.S.: No matter how
sloshed you get, don't give God the finger."Mass genocide is the most exhausting practice
one can engage in. Next to soccer."
Which Kevin Smith character are you (View Askewniverse)?
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Which Goonie r u?

Chunk
You are and eater! You love food and are jewish. You are the punchline to a lot Of Mouth's jokes, but you don't let him get you down. You are super clumsy and an oaf, but still a very funny goonie.
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What minor Simpsons character are you?
Krusty The Clown
Hey, Hey kids! You really hate the kids, don't you? Always smoking when the camera is off, and cursing, and everything else.

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Which Mario character are you?
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What Musical Are You?

Once More With Feeling
You're Once More With Feeling! This isn't a real musical... It's the musical episode of BtVS. So, feel lucky to be one of the best shows ever! You're moody, and indifferent at times, but you're learning to be more of a people person.
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What 80..s movie are you?
Better Off Dead

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Which Johnny Depp Character Are You (1995-1998)?
Gene Watson - Nick of Time
"Kisses to you" - Gene

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Which John Cusack Are You?
Brian.. yes i know theres a typo...
Which Family Guy Character Are you?
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Tweek
Which South Park Character Are You?
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Hagrid is who you are! You are one cool person! You
are the person people come to for advice and
you are obsessed with creatures...from dragons
to dogs.
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You got cho chang she will kill slow with her wand
SCARY!!!!
Which harry potter character is going to kill you
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This is Ryan and I. Yes, it really is that sweet.
I like this for some odd reason.
And this is what I do on a regular basis.
Let's wrap it up here, with me as the angel... that just farted.

My Interests

Acting. I love to act. And by that I mean that I love acting more than most people like to act. But by that I also mean that I like to act more than I like most people. I think acting is a great way to go out and be someone else for whatever time you are playing that character. You aren't yourself. You don't have any of the usual worries. You only have to worry about what is bothering you at the moment, you know. The motivation. I also like Solitaire and conversation that is smart and smarmy. Anything aside from that isn't really all that grand until someone shows me it is.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'd personally love to meet Weird Al Yankovic. But that's because he is the greatest performer of all time. Other cool people would be Matt Damon, Kevin Smith, Stan Lee, Dee Snider, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and the alternate reality version of myself. That would be kick ass. Aside from all them, I really don't want to meet anyone. I want anyone to want to meet me. That would be righteous.

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Music:

You know, I hate having to describe what kind of music I like, because most people don't know what the hell I'm talking about. But because this can reach a wider audience, here goes. I like comedy music, also know as novelty music. And the reason is because I like to laugh. I hate listening to, I don't know, anything country and wanting to shoot myself, but it just happens. I mean, how many times can a mans woman leave him before he just puts a twenty gauge in his mouth and fires? And it's always the womans fault becuase she just won't "accept" him for himself. Here's the best way to sum up most country songs. "I'm a white trash hick that hits his wife / I drink all day and I've been drunk all my life / if I don't like you you can guarantee / a black eye in the morning with your lemon tea." And scene. Credits roll and we all die a little inside. I like to laugh. I also really like the cool emo-rock of today because all us young people are whiny pussies that have to be subjegated to other whiny pussies lives. Personally, just give me a good Linkin Park, and I'm set. At least those guys try to be emo-, but not preachy. That's the ticket. If you want to learn more about comedy music, go to www.drdemento.com. That's the best way I've seen.

Movies:

Welcome to the Show

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Add to My Profile | More Videos I'm a big fan of the Kevin Smith. He's a good film-maker. And his entire company is great as well. There's not an odd time to mention good Kevin Smith line. They work in any situation. Like, take a funeral... all you have to do is be looking over the body and say, "legs around the head, balls resting on his lips." And then feel that room's love wash over you like a bible to the temple. (okay, usually its an ice breaker, but when I did it, it really was a bible to the temple. There's nothing quite like being beaten with the word of God.) I also like Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Those two are geniuses. And they can make me laugh at any point in my life. Also, super-hero movies. Those always make me feel good (except for Daredevil.) Rejected - Don Hertzfeldt

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Television:

I'll just put it this way. There are a few good shows ever to have graced TV. Saturday Night Live, Family Guy, the Simpsons, Captain Kangaroo, Star Trek the Next Generation, Malcom in the Middle, Arrested Develpment, South Park and Conan O'Brien. That's about it.

Books:

I like a number of books... lots of books have influenced my life in a number of ways. The first is the Bible. A lot of folk might be suprised about that, but I have to say that if you haven't sat down and read the bible, you're missing out as it's one of the greatest STORIES ever told. Another good book, or series at least is the Lord of the Rings collection, as well as the Chronicles of Narnia. But, who could forget Harry Potter? Harry Potter is by far my favorite series. However, I like certain writers as well, albeit many of their books aren't that great. Like, Stephen King. I like a lot of his stuff. If you ever get the chance, you need to read the extended version of 'The Stand.' Very good read there. Scared the hell out of me. I'm also a huge fan of Shel Silverstein. He's one of the greatest poets of the last one hundred years. Then, if you mention Shel, you have to mention Theodore Geisel. (Also known as Teddy Lesieg, Dr. Seuss.) But, one of my favorite books at the moment has to be 'Live From New York: The First 25 Years of Saturday Night Live.' It is so good to read about the most influential show on TV in the past fifty years. (And there are a slew or writers that I love on that show.) Another great writer is Michael Olinger, and conversely Scott Patten. Love those guys.

Heroes:

Ryan Kelly. God. Jesus. The writers of the Bible. Sadists. Masochists. Therapists. Theologists. Criminals. Juries. Televangelists. Kevin Smith. Steven Spielburg. The Penguin. Kings. Princes. Princesses. Queens. Story tellers. Story makers. Comedians. Tragedists. Cartoonists. Painters. Walter Cronkite. Weird Al. They Might Be Giants. Poets. Prose. Pro's. Ho's. Joe's. Flo's that flow. The O. The B. Myself. My parents. My sisters. My brother. My brother in law. In fact, lets just say all my extended and personal family. The Greek. The Italians. Shakespeare. Peace keepers. Tyrants. Philosophists. Psychophants. Nubians. You.

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My Blog

If you didn’t read the bulletin...

Then you might read this.   I have a cell phone now.   If you want the number, message me, and I'll send it to you.   Aight.   Bye....
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:50:00 PST

Will you still need me? Will you still love me?

..> When I'm gone? ..>...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

...and that is all.     Hope you enjoyed that. Oh, by the by, if anyone wants to crash at my place tonight and go watch the balloon races in the morning (I'm waking up at 4:45 - 5:00 AM) for...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:22:00 PST

It’s my birthday.

..> Happy birthday to me.   Happy birthday to me.   Happy birthday to me....   Happy birthday to me.   I'm twenty-four...   Thank you all for the birthday wishes so far. &n...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:39:00 PST

So, to sum up...

Thank you to the people who answered the questions of my loneliness questions.  HOWEVER, I do want to ask this New Orleans person a question: Who are you? While I will agree that I am selective o...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:15:00 PST

Ready for something that’s not all that important, to me at least?

..> My birthday is on the first.   Somewhere, someone that I don't know and that I've never met and I don't really care about or even really want to concern myself with is popping a party popp...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:57:00 PST

I have six minutes to say this.

I have no power until Monday.   I might not go to Rocky tonight.   I don't know if I want people to be around me or not.   I feel if I don't give out advice at least once a week, then I...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 01:13:00 PST

Who wants to win $40 dollars?

Here is an even easier one.Write a five minute dramatic scene. That's it. Just write a five minute scene. And yes, I will time it by reading it out loud. So, let me re-phrase. Write a scene that is AT...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

This is a sad for all...

...only one person entered the contest.   And no matter how much this person can argue how long a pause or a beat is worth, it wasn't five minutes worth.   But it did make me laugh.   S...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:28:00 PST

Who wants to make twenty dollars?

Here's an easy one:   Write a five minute scene that makes me laugh.  That's it.  Just write a five minute scene that will make me laugh out loud.  And yes, I will time it by readi...
Posted by The Great and Almighty Bud on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:08:00 PST