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DanWise

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I work at this casino called the Eldorado. I park cars and they give me money. I'm planning on going to culinary school in January '08...hopefully to be taught how to be a world class chef. I have an amazing girlfriend named Ashley who i love very much. My Oakland A's (That's right, I own them) had a little of a down year and all, but they're looking to have a real good team this year. Anyone interested in going to a game with me, I hit like 22 a year. I like all sports, poker included. A wise man once said, stop taking my money Dan, however, I refused to comply. I can often be found at the Raybarn, home to the RED-C, my place, or at my church Bully's (I'm there every Sunday). I will take anyone on in beer pong and like Ben says it's a win-win situation. Have you noticed that I like parenthesis? Also, I use the comma way too much, in case any of you English majors are using a red pen on your screens right now. My AIM is DanWise134 and e-mail is [email protected] if you want to talk. I'm not a comment whore I figure I'll donate some of my space (myspace, get it?) to the comment-ridden ethiopian kids. They need love too. Feel free to drop by or talk or whatever, I'm all for meeting new people and making friends, however, at current I'm going to go watch Mythbusters, I mean is there a better tv show? I think not.Top 8. 1) Charlie Murphy. Wingman. Partner in Crime. 2) Ben. Beer Pong partner. Fellow Ninja. 3) Ashley. Angel among us. 4) Steve-0. Future father of my children. 5) Neiman. Hetero life partner 6) Peaches. Resident beating stick. 7) Kris. Eldest, mother-like figure. 8) Joey DC. Guys got a monster cock. Nuff said.

My Interests

Baseball, Football, Basketball, Music, Road Trips, Poker.

I'd like to meet:

People who think ninjas are better than pirates. People who like good music. People who know the difference between a 3-4 defense and a cover 2 scheme. (That's football, people). People who laugh. People who help others. People who like themselves. People who know "Office Space" word for word. People who like food. People who can get me free stuff. People who will kick me when I'm down. People who will help me get back up. People with flaws. People who disagree. People with accents. People with jobs. People who travel. People.

Music:

Bands tend to be quite inconsistent, so I'll just throw up my favorite albums, how's that sound?
Second Stage Turbine Blade
In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV: Volume One, From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
L.D. 50
Master of Puppets
Toxicity
System of a Down
Wake Pig
ANThology
Never Take Friendship Personal
Blueprints for the Black Market
40 oz. to Freedom
The Slim Shady LP
Catch For Us the Foxes
Thirteenth Step
Sing the Sorrow
Dream to Make Believe
What to do When You're Dead
Waking the Fallen
The Fake Sound of Progress
Crimes
This Adultery is Ripe
Juturna
O
Plans
White Pony
Around the Fur
The Question
Weak's End
Hours
Our Endless Numbered Days
A Beautiful Lie
Escape From Paradise
Red Sea
Hybrid Theory
Stories and Alibis
This is a Long Drive for Someone With Nothing to Think About
The Moon and Antarctica
The Opposite of December
Neon Ballroom
Identity Crisis
The Artist in the Ambulance
Vheissu
The Illusion of Safety
Full Collapse
War All the Time
Pinkerton
Weezer
really anything with good guitarmanship (yes, I made that word up)...
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Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Van Wilder, Rounders, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Pirates of the Carribean, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Princess Bride, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells. TEAM FUCKING AMERICA. (Surprise CockFags!).

Television:

Family Guy, Sportscenter, Chapelle's Show, Reno911!, DBZ, The Late Show with David Letterman

Books:

Stephen King, Tom Clancy, Dr. Seuss., Stephen Hawking

Heroes:

Like Super Heroes? He Rows? This question is confusing. Yes, I like heroes, is that right?

My Blog

Check out this event: Suddenly Untamed!!!

Hosted By: Bud PerryWhen: Friday Jun 30, 2006 at 7:30 PMWhere: Nell J. Redfield Performing Arts Center505 Keystone AvenueReno, NV 89503USDescription:Bud Perry Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DanWise on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:28:00 PST

Check out this event: Kill Danwise

Hosted By: Dan SmithWhen: Monday Aug 14, 2006 at 12:00 AMWhere: AnywhereReno, NV 89523USDescription:Danwise's 21st Birthday Click Here To View Event...
Posted by DanWise on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:38:00 PST

The Adventures of Charlie and Danwise Pt.2

    Wednesday, March 29th, 2006     4:30pm.        We meet up with Joey and Frankie and head to Arco.     5:10pm.   &n...
Posted by DanWise on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 03:15:00 PST

The Adventures of Charlie and Danwise Pt.1

Chapter 1.     Tuesday March 28th, 2006.     2:00pm.        We leave work early, so we can get our shit together and get on the road. Nothing in...
Posted by DanWise on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

Moving Forward

What is the point of continuing? I know that I will not make an impact. Not in society, not in culture. I won't leave a mark, nor a legacy. Why try to humor myself in thinking that I will have any rea...
Posted by DanWise on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 03:35:00 PST

My Hell

I'd like to share with you guys my story of today, February 20th, 2006. Otherwise known as Presiden'ts day. Otherwise known as my day off. But no, I get scheduled for today due to anticipation of bein...
Posted by DanWise on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:19:00 PST

My new goal

So, I had a thought today. Well, that's not new I tend to have quite a few of those throughout the course of a day. But I've been thinking and I think that I want to give Stand-Up comedy a shot. I don...
Posted by DanWise on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:01:00 PST