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Ben

Tao can be talked about, but not the eternal Tao.

About Me

There's a party in my pants and noones invited!

My Interests

My family and friends. Aikido. Linguistics. Psychology. Literature. Homestarrunner. Ninjas. Ninja Turtles. Nerdiness. MegaMan. Music. Clean sheets. History. World of Warcraft. Art. Tea. Weapons. Poems. Religion. Poop. Parties. Summer. Nights. Swimming. Freecell (yea, what of it)? Love. Motorcycles. Bicycles. Car (just the one, mine). Owls (don't ask, or do). Language. Philosophy. Frozen Pizza. Pizza in general. Stoopin' it. Beerpong. Booze. Learning. Tattoos. Rock. Rocks. Cosmology. Camping. Hiking. Road trips. Stress (it's good for you). Streaking (also good for you). Fishing (catch and release, if I could ever catch anything). Poker (if I could ever catch anything). Skipping rocks. Guitar (and sucking at it). Symbols. Archery. Yosemite (aka home). Life. Skiing. School. Writing. Sleeping. Sleeping in. Morality. Trucking (I can't get away from it, it's a part of me). Capoeira. Coffee. Ken tai jo. Ukemi. Weirdness. Jack Russell Terriers. Jack Daniels. Dachunds. Being a complete non-handy man. Making out. Magic: The Nerdening. Obvious Ogling. Staying up. Gambling. Downtown. Books. Beer. Wine. Running. Eating. Cuddling. The party books. Skanking. Raves. Randori. Poi. Pistols. Showering. Hot tubs. Hokusai. The Red-C. Nihon. Nihongo. JaPorno the perverted Penguin (you don't get it). Jo Dori (you still don't get it). Typing. Texts. Pools. PvP. Being Outside. Rainstorms. Blizzards. Beaches. Bitches. Martial arts. Zelda. Swords. Sais. Sticks. Sticking it to the man. Taking anything way too far. Manchester United. Minorly inconvenient (I'll let you know how to play if you'd like). Vanilla Candles. Zen. Olfaction. Observation. Other crap.

I'd like to meet:

Come what may.

Music:

Look I'm not going to make a giant list like everyone's mom.Here's what I've been listening to lately:The New Amsterdams. Dragonforce. Paul Oakenfold. Dr. Dre. Dirty Vegas. The Get Up Kids.

Movies:

Fight Club. (hotdamn do I have an unhealthy obsession with that movie). Garden State. Waking Life. Office Space. Star Wars. Anything Kevin Smith touches.

Television:

"It makes me happy to watch a stoner paint a picture." -Chachie, on watching an episode of The Joy of Painting.Also MST3K is one of the finest shows ever written... Along with the Simpsons.omg I started watching The L word, and sonofabitch it's good.

Books:

Top 5: Chaucer. Hemingway. Kerouac. Palahniuk. Bukowski.Those guys make me want to write.

Heroes:

"Don't do any good."

My Blog

Its like this

For those who don't remember, I was involved in an epic game of beerpong some year and a half ago or so.  During this game I managed to cut my wrist pretty badly and started bleeding all over eve...
Posted by Ben on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:48:00 PST