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I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now.

I always give homeless people money just in case they're Jesus undercover...

About Me

My name's Tasheena (TA-SHE-NA)... Not Tashna nor Taneesha I live in Reno and have been known to crack a joke or two. (Usually consisting of material that would make my mother blush) Liberal I AM. If you have preconceived notions about any race, religion, or sexual preference move along and we’ll just pretend like you were never here.

My Interests


Made by Andrea Micheloni Everything about humor interests me. An individuals laughter makes me smile. I usually aim to have the people I meet laugh within the first 10 min. - every person having their own code on what they think is funny. I'm getting better at realizing what a person needs... G rated vs the very popular R rated terms, put together, making for the burst of air to escape from someones lips-- forming a "Ha!"

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can make me laugh, like "oh my god I have to pee" kind of laughing... I will say it till the day I die, funny guys are gorgeous. I love talking to new people, old people, any people... I'm a talker! But I warn you, if you would like to meet me prepare to laugh because I have been told that I am funny... and sometimes, well it can be perverted humor... But hey everyone loves a pervert.

Music:

According to my IPOD
I listen to:ABBA, ACDC, Ace of Base, Adam Pascal, Adam Sandler, Aerosmith, Alanis Morrisette, Alice Cooper, Alien Ant Farm, Alisha, All-American Rejects, Amber, The Angels, Ani Difranco, The Applese in Stereo, Aqua, Aqualung, The Achies, Aretha Franklin, Augustana, Babyface, Bach, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Backstreet Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Barry White, Beach Boys, Beatles, Bebe Neuwirth, Beck, BeeGees, Bethoven, Bette Midler, Better Than Ezra, Betty Everett, Beyonce, Big Audio Dynamite, Billi Ocean, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Billy Ray Cyrus, BitterSweet, Black Eyed Peas, The Black Keys, Blink 182, Blondie, Blue October, Blues Brothers, Bo Bice, Bob Seger, Bodeans, Body Rockers, Bonnie Tyler, Bowling for Soup, Boy Meets Girl, Brady Bunch Kids, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Britney Spears, Brooks & Dunn, Bruce Springsteen, Buddy Holly, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Cab Calloway, Cake, Captain & Tennille, The Carnigans, Carrie Underwood, Chamillionaire, Charlie Daniels Band, Cheap Trick, Cher, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Cheryl Crow, Cheryl Lynn, Chicago, Chris de Burgh, Christina Aguilera, Chuck Berry, Chumbawamba, Ciara, The Clash, Clay Aiken, The Click Five, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Color me Badd, Coolio, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, The Crystals, Crystal Waters, Curtis Mayfield, Cyndi Lauper, Damien Rice, Daniel Beddingfield, Daniel Powter, Danity Kane, Danny Elfman, The Darkness, Dave Matthews, David Bowie, David Cassidy, Dean Martin, DEE, Def Leppard, Digital Underground, Dino, Dire Straights, Disney, Dixie Chicks, DJ Kool, Dolly Parton, Don Henley, Donna DeLory, The Doobie Brothers, Dr. Hook, Duran Duran, Dusty Springfield, E-40, Earth-Wind-and-Fire, Edwin McCain, Ella Fitzgerald, ELO, Elton John, Elvis Presley, Emerson Lake and Palmer, EMF, Eminem, En Vogue, Enrique Iglesias, Erasure, Eurythmics, Eve, Eve 6, Everclear, Everlast, Ewan McGregor, Faith Hill, Fall Out Boy, Fat Boy Slim, Fats Domino, Fenix TX, Filter, Fine Young Cannibals, Finger Eleven, Foreigner, The Foundations, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Lymon, Fugees, Garth Brooks, Gary Jules, Gene Pitney, Genesis, George Clinton & the Parliment, George Gershwin, George Harrison, The Georgia Stellites, Get Set Go, Ghetto Boys, Glen Miller, Gloria Gaynor, Go West, Goldfrapp, Goo Goo Dolls, Grand Funk Railroad, Grand Master Flash, Guns N' Roses Gustavo Santaolalla, Gwen Stefani, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hank Williams, Hanson, Haryy Belafonte, Harvey Danger, Hill of Beans, Hinder, Hoku, The Hollies, Honeydrippers, Hoobastank, Hootie & the Blow Fish, House of Pain, Howie Day, Huey Lewis & the News, Ice Cube, Ike & Tine Turner, Imperial Teen, INSYNC, INXS, Jackson 5, James Blunt, James Brown, James Taylor, Jamiroquai, Janet Jackson, Janis Joplin, Jay & the Americans, Jay-Z, Jewel, Joe Crocker, John Denver, John Hiatt, John Lennon, John Mayer, John Parr, John Williams, Johnny Cash, Josh Groban, Journey, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, Kenny Loggins, Kevin Federline, Kid Rock, The Killers, The Kingsmen, Kiss, Kool & the Gang, Korn, Kristin Chenoweth, KT Tunstall, Lauren Hill, Leann Rimes, Lenny Kravitz, Leo Sayer, Lifehouse, Lightning Seeds, Lil' Kim, Limp Bizkit, Lindsay Lohan, Lionel Richie, Lit, Lou Bega, Loverboy, Ludacris, Lustra, Mac Dre, Macy Gray, Madonna, Malvina Reynolds, Mandy Moore, Maria Carey, Marilyn Manson, Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, Maroon 5, Marvin Gaye, Matchbox Twenty, Matt Kearney, Meat Loaf, Men at Work, Meredith Brooks, Metallic, Michael Jackson, Michelle Branch, Mickey Avalon, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mika, Miss Li, Missy Elliot, Mitch Rider & the Detroit Wheels, The Monkees, The Mooney Suzuki, Motley Crue, Mozart, Mr. Big, Mudvayne, The Muffs, My Chemical Romance, Nancy Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Natasha Beddingfield, NB Riders, Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka, Neil Young, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, Nena Hagens, New kids on the Block, Nick Cave, Nickelback, Nicole Kidman, Nine Inch Nails, Nitty, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Norman Greenbaum, Notorious B.I.G., OAR, The Offspring, Ok Go, OMD, The Orb, The Outfield, Ozzy Osbourne, The Pack, Panic at the Disco, Papa Roach, Paul Oakenfold, Paris Hilton, Patsy Cline, Paula Abdul, Pete Townshend, Peter Cetera, Peter Gabriel, Petey Pablo, Phil Collins, Pink, Platters, The Pointer Sisters, Poison, Presidents of the United States, Primitive Radio Gods, Prince, The Proclaimers, Puddle of Mudd, The Pussycat Dolls, Q. Lazzarus, Queen, Radio Citizen, Radiohead, The Ramones, Red hot Chilly Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Regina Spektor, Rembrandts, REO Speedwagon, Rhianna, Ricky Martin, Rob Thomas, Rob Zombie, Robbie Williams, Robert Palmer, Rockapella, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rolling Stones, The Ronettes, Rufus Wainwright, RuPaul, Ryan Cabrara, Salvia, Sa, Cooke, Samantha Mumba, Sarah Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Savage Garden, Scissor Sisters, Seal, Sean Mullins, Semisonic, Seth Swirsky, Sex Pistols, Shaggy, Shania Twain, Sheena Easton, Shirelles, Simple Plan, Sinead O'Conner, Sly and the Familly Stone, Sly Fox, Smashmouth, Snoop Dog, Snow Patrol, Soggy Bottom Boys, Sonny & Cher, Spencer David Band, Spice Girls, Spin Doctors, Squeeze, Staind, Steppenwolf, Steve Miller Band, Steve Tyrell, Steve Winwood, Stevie Wonder, Sting, Stix, Sublime, Sue Ann Carwell, The Sugarhill Gang, Superchick, System of a Down, Taking Back Sunday, Taco, Talking Head, Tears for Fears, The Temptations, Thompson Twins, Three Dog Night, Three Six Mafia, Tiffany, TLC, Tom Cochrane, Tom jones, Tone Loc, Toni Basil, Too $hort, Toto, Train, Tupac, The Turtles, U2, Uncle Kracker, Unkle Bob, Usher, Van Halen, Vanilla Ice, The Verve, Village People, Violent Femmes, Vivaldi Wallflowers, War, Wayne Newton, Weezer, Westside Story, WHAM, Wheatus, When in Rome, Whitesnake, Will Smith, Wilson Pickett, Wu-Tang Clan, Wynonna Judd, Yanni, Yellowcard, ZZ Top

Movies:

Any John Hughes movie from the 80's with suit me just fine. Molly Ringwald is my idol... ♥ JAKE RYAN is a HOTTIE ♥ My heart belongs to Disney movie's and the sing-a-long songs tapes (For the love of god don't ask...) I think it humanizes me. :) I KNOW everything can’t be sugar and spice… there’s a twisted side as well. Why I like American Psycho is a mystery, one I’d rather not figure out… (yikes) back to the lighter notes--- I bow down to Drop Dead Fred… LoL Cobbwebs!

Television:

Family Guy is AMAZING. Anything short; anything more than a half an hour will lose my interest unless, of course the main character is killed... or if the show has the name Law & Order attached to it... I Love that crap. Who possibly could have sexual assaulted, and dismembered this poor prositute when the Macy's Day Parade was aross the street???? ...you better get on that detective Stabler. :) FYI Tasheena just got a new TV... High Def. Oh yeah thats' right...

Books:

Scary... or funny, or both. My favorite play of all time in "Angels in America" By: Tony Kushner. Harper in an awesome character, what would to do if you were mormon and realized your husband was gay PLUS having you had an addiction to pills?--- yeah I know... Deep. I have read all three of George Carlins book and LOVED them. But now, I'm been sucked into Oprah's bullshit... "The SECRET""A man would rather have his arm ripped off by a passing bus than telling a woman something she doesn't want to hear..." -He's Just Not That into You

Heroes:

My mother, the woman has survived ovarian cancer and can still tell the joke that she has been "hollowed out like a pumpkin"... That's my mom!

My Blog

I Can’t Believe I’m Doing This with Frank...

 if you leave your full name in the comments section below, i'll repost my answers on your page.   Awesomeness will ensue....1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:52:00 PST

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

This is the kind of news that I like to hear when I'm half asleep on my couch at 5:45 in the morning&. "FREEMONT GAS STATION ROBBERY" Two men ran out of a gas station with a box of condoms after hitti...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:10:00 PST

My Movie Soundtrack...

Movie Title RED on the HEAD... Bi-Polar in the Soul Opening song:Girl on the Verge: Sara HudsonWaking up:Dope Show: Marilyn MansonFirst date: Cruisin' : Huey Lewis First kiss:And Then He Kissed Me: Th...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

Peanutbutter & Geminis...

I go through this whole damn bulletin (below) just to see "(where's Gemini !!!???)"  Well... Where the hell is Gemini? ALLOW ME... GEMiNi - The Scary One    (5/21-6/21)no one want...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:56:00 PST

Goodbye Norma Jean

This one is for Yvette who says "MySpace has lost its luster"  You want a blog?!?!? YOU want a blog?! I got your blog RIGHT frickin' HERE! First and for most, my rant today will start off with no...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 10:33:00 PST

What Hurts the Most...

  When you see the one you love..with the one they loveTelling someone how you feel about them,and they dont feel the same about youWanting someone so bad,but you just can't have themWhen you'll ...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST

Happy Birthday to You...

To Those of you whose birthday is Today.... Happy Birthday.   Love,  Me...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

Oh God NO!

Since you're Here Go ahead and READ IT... 1. WOULD YOU GET BACK WITH YOUR EX IF YOU COULD? yes 2. WHAT KIND OF SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? "Are You Gonna Eat Your Tots?" well yeah, I own shit like that. 3....
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 11:11:00 PST

I'll Tell you who I am! Well not really...

Body: 40 RANDOM QUESTIONSWHIP OUT YOUR CELL: last missed - Chris Yancy last call made - Melibetic last text recieved - Mike "the neighbor"CURRENT:what channel is the tv on - USA- Law & Order SVU ...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 01:27:00 PST

I got HP...

As in a HP Laptop! You sick bastards ya'll actually thought I would be sporting a STD and then have the nerve to blog about it on myspace? For those of us who don't know what this means... too much mo...
Posted by I Shook Bob Saget's Hand... I Can Die Now. on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:03:00 PST