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A FEW WEE THINGS ABOUT ME:
1: I have an identical twin sister called Aradia. Who is 5 mins older than myself and is just the most wonderful and precious person to me :) She has a fuckin *sweet* black hawk which I very much enjoy helping her stick up *wink*, is half a centimeter taller than me, 9.5cm in her newrock platform shit kickers, owns 2 beautiful cats, loves animals waaay more than people ;) and is preparing to be a photographer (of bugs and animals) People piss her off too much to photograph *wink* ohhhhh and has had 60 piercings (due to the fact she worked in a body piercing gallery) She also plans to get her body tattooed to resemble an autopsy/living dead doll, ohhhh and her new wee thing is collecting autopsy equiptment ;) I think that sums her up beautifully *wink*
2: I have Vampire teeth extentions.
3: I have vampire bites tattooed on my neck (I would look like a penis without these seeming I have the teeth)
4: My best friend/ex partner has vampire bites tattooed on his neck, to the width of my teeth. How *cute* We did this instead of a wedding ring.
5: I did a drive thru wedding in Las Vegas 3 years ago.
6: My divorce is offical on 6/6/6 (Even though we are divorced, We are still the absolute *best* of friends ....YAY!!!!!! I would have preferred to do a drive thru divorce as I feel it only right to go out in the same style we went in *wink*
7: I was thrown out of Disneyland for vialation of dress code hahahaha. I was told to go purchase a pair of disney tracksuit pants & t-shirt if I wanted addmitance into the park....Sorry Sam...You never got to see disneyland hahahaha but I absolutely refused to walk around looking and feeling like a total penis all day in a homo disney outfit!
8: I have a NIN tattoo on my left fore arm.
9: Im looking into becoming a fetish model. If you have any ideas, and wish to do a project with me :) please feel free to contact me :)
10: I am a trained make up artist. Note to self: Must unlodge finger out of ass and get on with that! I wish to work for M.A.C and to work with fetish and lip service models.
11: I always wanted to be a splatter movie make up artist as a kid or work in a morgue (wouldnt want to work in a morge now, Im too bigger weenie
12: I have a sleeve in progress of beautiful big butterflies on my right arm, each one is for an amazing person within my life.
13: I wish to learn green witch craft.
14: I have 15 tattoos and 15 piercings.
15: I lived in LA for 5 months to get as many tattoo pieces done as I could, within that time. (a really wonderful reason to take a vacation) I plan my holidays around being inked up.
16: While living in LA I ate $2,300 US dollars worth of protien bars and shakes.
17 : I grew up in Melbourne as a teenager (for 3 years)
18: My favorite color is vampire/blood red
19: I taught myself to skateboard when I was 19, because no penis guy would *teehee*
20: I am moving back to LA to get all my ink done.
21: Im planning on getting my pin up girl tattoos on my legs done by Kat Von D because she is just amazing and if its on you for life, just get it done right first time around *wink*
22: While living in LA, I worked at the Orbit hotel where I once had to break up a punch up outside the hotel in my pj's at 1am between 2 guys and a stripper, because one of them accused the stripper of being a SHE-MAN...unbelievable *teehee*
23: Halloween is my absolute favourite day of the year.
24: I wear a blood red/black rose in my hair as my wee trade mark.
25: I have a wee *thing* for cherries ;)
26: Im *obsessed* with LIP SERVICE clothes and DEVIOUS fetish heels *wink*
27: I have the the most *GAY* taste in movies ever!!! :D
28: Im very child~like (in a good way) and not very mature *teehee* I just love living my life from a childs perspective....its much more *enchanting* and fun that way *wink* and have absolutely no desire what so ever to grow up!
29: I am *absolutely* addicted to sugar free - Kids flavoured bubble gum....ohhh and Caramel Cremosa lolliepops...*sugar free* of course cause they make ya *fart* hahahahahahaha
30: Im *obsessed* with EAS - Lo Carb protien bars *teehee*....these wee *gems* make me very *happy* When everything feels like its pushing *DIAHREA* up hill with a toothpick....these wee bars are just like pure *magick* and instantly make my life all *sunshine* and *lollypops* again....well ....at least while Im eating one *wink*
31: I was *blessed* with the *gift* of having a way with words....I have been told this so many times *teehee* I inherited this from my pops....he's Australian, so it kind of explains everything!
MY FAVOURITE EXPRESSIONS THAT I USE TO DESCRIBE LIFE ON A DAILY BASIS
"Your about as subtle as a hard-on"....(enough said)
"You couldnt get me wet with a hose"
Meaning: Im sorry, but I just dont find you attractive *teehee*
"I can smell a lie like a fart in a car"
"I feel like a virgin, fumbling around in the dark" (My favourite expression for when I am trying something new in life and I have absolutely no idea what the fuck Im doing)
"What a fuckin PENIS" (when someone is well......being a total penis)
"Im not blowing sunshine up your butt" (when Ive paid you a compliment and I am assuring you that Im telling you the truth)
"I feel as stiff as a hard-on" (my favourite expression for when I have had a big work out at the gym)
"I am a seedling of my dads loin" (In other words...... Its not my fault Im this way :D )
"Straight as a virgins dick" (soooo straight and fuckin uptight ....its just ridiculous :D
"Love me, Love Magiver" a Patty and Selma quote *teehee* If you want to love me, ya have to *love* Magiver too...we're a package deal *teehee*
Personally McGyiver couldnt get me wet with a hose but Im pretty much trying to say *Love me the way I am*
"You could lose your virginity in the time this is taking" (When Im meaning....Can you please hurry the fuck up)
"As tight as a virgins asshole" (when someone is being totally anal about something)
"I hope thats not sheppards pie in my knickers" (If Im scared of doing something)
"Its not easy being green" ( when something in my life is challenging me, also a kermit the frog song)
"There is no need to crack a boner about it" (Theres no need to fuckin over-react)
"Everythings coming up MILHOUSE" (This expression is used when something wonderful has happened to me)
"Its like pushing diareha uphill with a toothpick" (when something seems impossible)
"Your as reliable as a broken condom" ...in other words, your fuckin useless *teehee*
"You should be shot with a ball of your own shit" I dont think I actually need to explain that one :D
"You deserve a damn fist in your ass (with no complimentry lube) and if youve been a super dildo....make that a double fist *wink* " (This wee gem is used when someone has been a complete asshole or when myspace fucks up my damn messages ;)
"It's the tits" ~ meaning its fuckin fantastic!
"A couple that *fart* together....stay *together*
"I look like every parents wet dream" Meaning: How damn embarrassing and your going soft!...You know your doing something wrong when you have your parents approval about what your looking like these days *teehee*
"Theres something wrong with Jimmy... he doesnt do his homework and he only *salutes* the flag with one finger! This one...I just think is really funny...its yet *another* simpsons quote *wink* xxx
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My Interests

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.. Tattoos, Tattoo conventions, piercings, Ear stretching, Body mod, Scars, Animal rights, Vegetarian, Swearing, Having offensive/filthy conversations in a public place :D Random situations, occurances and acts of kindness, Los Angeles, New York, Egypt, France, discovering new things, Giving to people, Travel, Animals, Skateboarding, my BMX, Green tea, Jasmine, 2 shots of Coffee with vanilla soy, gym, Health, MAC Make up, Photography, drawn on eyebrows, Hair extentions, blood red and black roses, Black cyber fluffies, Frog green, Blood red, and black hair, burlesque, fishnet stockings, Patent 8 inch fetish heels, Transformer Platform boots, coffin handbags, Halloween, Pumpkin carving, 80's B-Grade horror movies, Lip Service fetish clothing, PVC, Bustiers, corsets, Waist cinchers,, Vampires, Zombies, Mummies, ghosts, the super natural, Scooby doo, Pin up girls, Hot rods, Betty Page, Jayne Mansfield, cherries, strawberries, Hollywood, Music, concerts, Grunge, Punk, Drum n bass, goth, industrial, Victorian and edwardian era, watching movies, cookies and creme chocolate, Baking cakes, bubble baths, candles, incense, Essential oils, Lush fresh cosmetics, Dewberry, strawberry, Satsuma, Spirit of Moonflower purfume, Body shop Mango shower gel and Papaya body butter *wink* Angels, fairies, Butterflies, The greenwood tarot set, nature, Bugs, Snails, Praymantis's, cellex c, Idebenol, reading, meditation, spirtuality, crystals, manifestation, stars, enchantment, being childlike, magic, herbs, sleeping, witchcraft, Having a *hearty* laugh, positivness, Mark Ryden's and David Stoupakis's artwork, Rate my poo.com, Rate my camel toe.com, Farting...especially on hard surfaces, Food fights, Water fights, Simpsons, 80's glam fag rock, The Jim Rose circus and last but not least, making wishes on 'Cappy's enchanted tummy hehehe (my twin sister Aradias tabby cat) He's the most *gorgeous* boy ever!!!! ;)

I'd like to meet:

I wish to meet people who want to make this world a more beautiful place to live in :) and sees the sunshine within the experiences life hands them :) Life is a journey, not a destinatation and what doesnt kill you will only help you grow into a more amazingly beautiful butterfly :) I absolutely adore creative people, who have the courage to be true to themselves, live their lives by following their heart and who believe in make their dreams come true. People who aspire to live by the law of what they can give to life rather than what they can take from it :) I love beautiful, kind hearted souls who just naturally understand that life is an amazing gift and who dont meausre their self worth by having to have other peoples approval, how much money they have in the bank or by how much material crap they own. Its the people within our lives that make it worth living and so magical. Live everyday like its going to be your last, because one day it will be.

PS: I wont accept friend requests where there is absolutely no information about yourself or a picture on your profile, I dont care at all what you look like, Id just like to know who Im friending *wink* :) Ohhhhh and those that only have their top friends list filled up with silicon titts and ass implants, as to me that says you are only friending people for what they look like and thats actually a pretty lame reason :)

Please only friend me if you have the intention of actually talking to me! (I would appreciate a message first) I dont want to be just another number on your friends list to make you look popular! It makes me feel like a cheap purfume :D

Last but not least....PLEASE DONT use my page to advertise your upcoming gigs/premotions or weight loss products (unless I actually know you) ....Its seriously *gay* :P Use your own damn page for that crap!

Music:

Hanzel Und Gretyl, Lostprophets, NIN, Filter, Ministry, My life with the thrill kill kult, The Almost, Avenged Sevenfold, KMFDM, Rammstein, Butthole Surfers, Lard, Helmet, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Static X, Alice in Chains, American Headcharge, Murderdolls, Wednesday 13, Deadstar Assembly, Snake river Conspriracy, Slipknot, Janes Addiction, Smashing Pumpkins, Hed PE, Motley Crue, Velvet revolver, Devildriver, Led Zeppelin, Stone Temple Pilots, Beautiful Creatures, Beth Orton, Sublime, 311, The Cure, Jimmy eat world, The Transplants, Zebrahead, The Doors, Everclear, Tool, A perfect circle, Babes in toyland, System of a down, Grant Lee Buffalo, Blink 182, 80's hair metal bands, The Distillers, New Found Glory, Escape the Fate, Fugazi, The Breeders, Sprung Monkey, Orgy, Stabbing Westward, Minor Threat, Porno for Pyros, The Pixies, The Cult, Guns n roses, Skid row, Def Leppard, Poison, Drowning pool, fear factory, crystal method.

Movies:

Lords of dogtown, Dogtown and Z boys, American History X, Natural Born Killers, Walk the line, Fight Club, Son in Law, Step Up, Practical Magic, She's the man, Love Wrecked, 28 days, How to lose a guy in 10 days, The Skeleton key, 80's B grade horror films, Strangeland, Meet the Fockers, Desperately seeking Susan, The Notebook, The girl next door, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, The lost boys, The ninth gate, American beauty, Almost famous, The shining, The breakfast club, Sixteen candles, Weird Science, Labrynth, How to make an american quilt, Under the Tuscan sun, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, White Chicks, Win a date with Tad Hamilton, Singles, Dazed and confused, The crow, The craft, Freaky friday, Mean Girls, Cinderella story, She's all that, Gia, The Goonies, American pie 2, American Pie band camp, Jackass, Murder by numbers, Virgin Suicides, Finding Neverland, The green mile, Harry Potter, Hocus Pocus, The Holiday, Dont tell mom the babysitters dead, The Mummy 1 & 2, The Witches of Eastwick, The 40 year old *virgin*, The Amytiville horror, Sisterhood of the traveling pants, Sleepwalkers.
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Television:

The simpsons, LA Ink (when it *finally* gets aired here in NZ) :D I know Ill love it, so fuck it, Im putting it up anyhoooo :P Miami Ink, Old school Scooby Doo, The 13 ghosts of Scooby doo, Beanie and Cecil, friday the 13th (the series) Wildboyz, Viva La bam, Jackass, CSI, Charmed, The Ashlee simpson show, America's next top model, Girls of the playboy mansion, The Osbournes, Rock of Love *teehee*...that show is so *terrible* that its *terrific* :)

Books:

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