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Mr Ash and the Catholic Masturbation Choir

Randomness is very difficult to achieve.

About Me

KiaOra, I am Ash, aka the Fabulous Mr Ash! This fact pleases you, yes yes it does!
I'm a pretty simple person, with a hint of abnormality. I'm either extremely talkative and excentric or very, very quiet depending on the situation.
I like music, I like it quite alot.. everyone should dig music, enough so to never ever need the radio [radio sucks, kids]. I'm a toygeek, I have what would be best described as a small shrine of transformers, six Mr. Potatoheads,and a bunch of various others! I am too lazy to pimp-my-profile, Don't hate me because of it! I also like being tattooed, my favourite project at the moment is the Optimus Prime being done on my shin by Miss Badtaste Betsy!
FACT: Transformers is the greatest cartoon series/ toyline of all time. I'm pretty damn obsessed on this subject so don't argue! That's right! Hush your little mouths.
The news is depressing, watch cartoons instead!
Umm I think I'm pretty neato, and I think my friends agree! If you don't suck I'd probably quite like to meet you [yes, you! Dontcha feel special?] one day. There's not much else to say, I'm pretty fucking beige really. If you wanna know more read them interests columns or msg me if you feel the urge!
P.S. I WILL save the world through interpretive dance!!!
in other news, these are neat quotes..
"I get exicted by little things I don't know, I get excited to know more about what's inside people's hearts and by the magic in thw world." - Michel Gondry
"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world." - Max Ehrmann
And a fantastically bitter quote from High Fidelity..
"What really matters, is what you like; Not what you are like. Books, records, films.. These things matter. Call me shallow, it's the fucking truth." MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

*Music
*Toys [namely Transformers and Mr Potatohead]
*Tattoos
*Body suspensions and fleshpulls
*Buddha lobes
*Fingerpainting
*Drawing Super-Emo Guy
*Girls
*Girls in pvc/leather/latex
*Bad dances when the mood strikes
*Being shiny and new
*Hanging out with my godson Xander who is the COOLEST KID IN THE WORLD
*People that don't suck
*Colourful knee-high socks
*Doom-boots
*Meat
*Chocolate and other dairy products
*Cartoons
*Aunt Sioux's penis pancakes - the tastiest cock in town!
*Colours: Black, rainbow, french ultramarine blue
*Being simple [not stupid, there's a difference]
*Disturbing co-workers
*Folding towels [yes, I do know I'm lame]
*Hugs
*Earplugs
*Saying "Roll down river we rolll.." before heading off somewhere
*Being Straightedge
*Joking about child molestation, rape, abortion,obesity, anorexia, and other social no-nos
*Collecting stuff
*Wednesday Night Emo Sessions with Jazmyn
*Bubbles
*Laughing
*Making other people laugh
*Being happy
And other things interest me I guess..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley McKenzie
Birthday: July 14th 1983
Birthplace: Auckland
Current Location: Auckland
Eye Color: Blue/ Grey
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5 foot 10 or around that
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Wouldn't have a clue
The Shoes You Wore Today: new rocks
Your Weakness: Transformer related products
Your Fears: Your everyday fears.. but heights is one that sticks out!
Your Perfect Pizza: Meaty Meaty Meat Meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Both arms completely fixed and finished into full sleeves
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Kia Ora
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze Button!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and cheezy grin
Your Bedtime: 11-12ish
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew what that was I wouldn't be Missing it! Hehehe
Pepsi or Coke: Pheonix
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King toys. Both their food can fuck off and DIE DIE DIE!!
Single or Group Dates: Singular
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Milo
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Often
Do you Sing: Badly!
Do you Shower Daily: Sure do
Have you Been in Love: Sure have
Do you want to go to College: Been there, not really for me
Do you want to get Married: Sure if the oppurtunity arises
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not to my knowledge
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my moments
Are you a Health Freak: Definately not
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure, why not
Do you play an Instrument: I played bass when I was 15. I sucked!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope [are we noticing a theme here?]
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yus
Ever been called a Tease: Yus!
Ever been Beaten up: Yus
Ever Shoplifted: Yus
How do you want to Die: Happy!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Optimus Prime
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada to eat pancakes and say "eh"
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but blonde!
Short or Long Hair: Either or
Height: Not a midget, not a giant.. other than that I dont really know
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: Black, pvc/leather/latex
Number of Drugs I have taken: three that I remember
Number of CDs I own: a Large Bookshelf's worth [several hundred]
Number of Piercings: 2 - my lobes, used to have my septum done but those are stinky!
Number of Tattoos: Nine
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Meh, regret is a bad idea!

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I'd like to meet:

Antony Hegarty, Peter Cullen, Tim Burton, Pixar, the guy who invented Mr. Potato Head, Gir, Robert Smith, Hiroyuki Obara and Shoji Kawamori.

Music:

In alphabetical order..
AFI, A Perfect Cirle, Alexisonfire, Alice In Chains, American Head Charge, Tori Amos, Anberlin, Antony And The Johnsons, India Arie, At The Drive In, Balance, Bjork, Bleeding Through, Boards Of Canada, Body Count, Bodyjar, Jeff Buckley, Carthaginian Solution, Johnny Cash, Chimaira, City And Colour, Coal Chamber, CocoRosie, Codeine Like Candy,Coheed And Cambria, Cold By Winter, Common, Billy Corgan, The Cure, Day Of Contempt, Dayone, Dead Letter, Mark De Clive-Lowe, Death Cab For Cutie, Deftones, Delve, DevilDriver, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dj Shadow, Dj T-Rock, DLT, D0n't, Down2one, Dr Teeth And The Electric Mayhem, Emery, Envy, Everclear, Everything But The Girl, Explosions In The Sky, John Farnham, Faith No More, Fantomas, Fear Factory, Filter, Foo Fighters, Michael Franti, Forever Now, From Autumn To Ashes, From Zero, Funeral For A Friend, The Get Up Kids, Beth Gibbons, Glassjaw, Ben Harper, Hatebreed, Head Automatica, Hed P.E., Helmet, Hopesfall, Ill Nino, In Dread Response, Incubus, Indicator Dogs, Jakob, Jane's Addiction, Jodakaast, Jonestown Syndicate, Jurassic 5, Killswitch Engage, Kora, Korn, Led Zeppelin, John Legend, Machinehead, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Mercy Dirt Scheme, Meshuggah, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minus1weak, Module, Mr. Bungle, Mudvayne, Murk108, Muse, Mylo, Nadir, Nailbomb, New Way Home, Joanna Newsom, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, The Nomad, Norma Jean, Nosebleed, Nothingface, Olmecha Supreme, One Must Fall, Opeth, Payable On Death, Pantera, Peeping Tom, Pleymo, Poison The Well, Police Lucipher, Portishead, The Postal Service, The Presidents Of The USA, Prince, The Prize Fighter Inferno, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Refused, Rhombus, The Roots, Second Theory, Sepultura, Sevendust, Shapeshifter, Rhian Sheehan, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Skunk Anansie, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soilwork, Soulfly, Sparta, St Germain, Spineshank, Start Burning, Strapping Young Lad, Stutterfly, Sublime, Subract, Sunk Loto, System Of A Down, T-Son, Taproot, Team Sleep, 3rd Strike, 36 Crazyfists, 311, Thrice, Thursday, Tomorrow Comes In Silence, T#@!, Devin Townsend, Underoath, The Used, Walls Of Jericho, Weezer, Kanye West, White Zombie, Rob Zombie.......

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, High Fidelity, Amelie, Requiem For A Dream, The Science Of Sleep, Transformers: The Movie (1986), Se7en, Death To Smoochy, The Labyrinth, Beetlejuice, Batman and Batman Returns, The Blues Brothers ["Illinois Nazis? I hate Illinois Nazis!"], Nightmare Before Christmas, Dead Leaves.. most things screened during HsC Sessions!

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Transformers (Generation One), Invader Zim, Aeon Flux, The Insider's Guide To Love, Classic Albums, The Soup, Carnivale, Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Gargoyles. Addams Family, The Munsters, Lost In Space, Voltron, He-Man and The Masters Of The Universe, G.I. Joe, Thundercats... cartoons are my friends :D

Books:

Desiderata, The Melancholy Death Of Oyster Boy, Bella And Boris, Spawn, The Sandman, JTHM, I Feel Sick, Squee, Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, The Little Endless Storybook, Transformers (Dreamwave/IDW era), some other stuff.

Heroes:

Optimus Prime, Antony Hegarty