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About Me

Update: Arch Stanton is currently undergoing reanimation therapy. Resurrection is pending. Bis vivit qui bene vivit.
Long, long ago, during the Years of Trouble, when all the Northern Fathers still slept under the glaciers, there lived the being we now know as J. R. "Bob" Dobbs.This man, Dobbs, was chosen by JHVH-I for the Primary Communionications from our alien benefactors, the Xists. As "Bob" moved through the stars, he changed the face of them. His ten billion Quasimodalities now vibrate in each of us, and have transformated him into the ETERNAL INCARNATION OF SLACK.From Dobbs came the UnReasoned Utterances which will remain forever unerasable. His brave experimentation with Excremeditation and Fomicationalism, using all Humankind as his test flock, resulted in the rule of the SubGenius for the next twelve thousand years. During his Span, disaster followed Dobbs, resulting in the outright obliteration of his physical vessel. Only by careful, Church-supervised studies can we now have our first look at the Dobbshell. Here is the approved Religiofficial Bioreconstructoid, perfect in every detail: Our Salesman.His skull is shaped a bit diferently than is ours today. It is somewhat flattened in the rear and bulges over the brow. His brain was well devolved. Some theocraticians think that Dobbs did not speak at all, or that if he did, he did not have what we would call a language. He wears the Suit. His hands and feet are like ours. He was lefthanded. The Briefcase he holds sent the signals that launched the Rockets of Cleansing, the blessed vehicles of our birth.He stands here in the wreckage of Earth, his native planet.
- Paul Mavrides

My Interests

Yes

I'd like to meet:

All the cute, fuzzy bunnies.

Music:

Aaron Copland Andrew Bird Ani DiFranco B.B. King Bernard Hermann Bikini Kill Billy Bragg Black Flag Blue Scholars Bob Dylan Bob Wills Bongwater Boyracer Bratmobile Buddy Holly Built To Spill Burning Spear Butthole Surfers Cannibal Corpse Captain Beefheart Cat Power Charlie Parker Crash Worship Cream Dead Kennedys Deicide DJ Spooky Django Reinhardt Dropkick Murphys Duke Elington Edith Piaff Elvis Costello Ennio Morricone Eugene Chadbourne France Gall Frank Zappa Georg Philipp Telemann Ghislain Poirier Ghostland Observatory Gina Patterson Gregory Whitehead Guided By Voices Hank III Hector Berlioz Henry Jacobs Howlin Wolf Husker Du J.S. Bach James Brown Jim Thirlwell Jimi Hendrix John Cage John Coltrane John Trubee John Zorn Johnny Cash L7 Ladytron Le Tigre Legendary Pink Dots Leonard Cohen Louis Armstrong Matt Johnson MC5 Medeski, Martin, Wood Miles Davis Mozart Ms. John Soda Mudhoney Mylo Negativland Niyaz Nurse With Wound Patsy Cline Patti Smith Peter Tosh Primus Reverend Horton Heat Richard Cheese Robert Johnson Rory Block Salty Pirates Sleater-Kinney Sly Stone Spike Jones Stephin Merritt Stereolab The Clash The Kinks The Minutemen The Notwist The Pixies The Ramones The Residents The Shermans Thelonius Monk They Might Be Giants Tom Tom Club Two Nice Girls Velvet Underground Voxtrot Ween Woody Guthrie Xiu Xiu

Movies:

1900 2046 12 Monkeys 3 Women bout de souffle A Taste of Cherry Aguirre: The Wrath of God Alexander Nevsky Ali: Fear Eats the Soul All That Heaven Allows Alphaville Andrey Rublyov Bad Lieutenant Barry Lyndon Barton Fink Battleship Potemkin Bicycle Thieves Brazil Buffalo Bill and the Indians Childhood of Ivan Citizen Kane Claire's Knee Contempt Diary of a Chambermaid Down By Law Dr. Strangelove Europa Every Man for Himself and God Against All Gozu Greed Heart of Glass Howl's Moving Castle In a Year of 13 Moons In the Mood for Love Johnny Guitar Jules and Jim Kings and Queen La Rupture Last Tango in Paris L'Avventura L'clipse Los Olvidados M Macbeth Masculine-Feminine McCabe & Mrs. Miller Mean Streets Metropolis Morvern Callar Mr. Klein Ms. 45 My Night at Maud's Natural Born Killers Night Moves Night of the Living Dead Nixon Out of the Past Paris, Texas Pauline at the Beach Pigsty Playtime Psycho Raging Bull Rashomon Rebecca Red River Scarlet Street Secret Honor Stranger Than Paradise Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story Taxi Driver Teorema That Obscure Object of Desire The 120 Days of Sodom The 400 Blows The American Friend The Big Heat The Big Sleep The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant The Conformist The Conversation The Decameron The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie The Exterminating Angel The Grapes of Wrath The Holy Girl The Lady From Shanghai The Long Goodbye The Man Who Fell to Earth The Marriage of Maria Braun The Searchers The Thing The Thing (From Another World) The Third Man The Trial Thieves Like Us Throne of Blood Touch of Evil Track 29 Turtles Can Fly Un chien andalou Vertigo Week-End Wings of Desire Written on the Wind

Television:

What's that?

Books:

1919 1984 A Brief History of Time A Cinema Of Loneliness A History of Western Philosophy A Midsummer Night's Dream A People's History Of The United States A Season of Migration to the North Alice In Wonderland And The Ass Saw The Angel Antigone Call to Arms Candide Children of Gebelawi Common Sense Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Critique of Pure Reason Dahlgren Dialogue Concerning The Two Chief Systems Discipline And Punish Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? Faust Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas Finnegan's Wake For Reasons Of State Four Quartets Frankenstein Gilgamesh Go Down, Moses Golpoguchchho Gravity's Rainbow Gulliver's Travels Heart Of Darkness Huckleberry Finn In Search Of Schrodinger's Cat Invisible Man Jane Eyre Jude the Obscure Light In August Long Day's Journey Into Night Macbeth Madame Bovary Madness And Civilization Mahabharata Makers Of Rome Manufacturing Consent Medea Meditations on First Philosophy Moby Dick Mrs. Dalloway Mutual Aid Naked Lunch Necessary Illusions Nostromo Notes From The Underground Oedipus The King On The Road Pedro Pramo Ramayana Remembrence Of Things Past Sartoris Slaughterhouse-Five Steppenwolf The Aeneid The Armies Of The Night The Art Of War The Ascent Of Man The Autumn of the Middle Ages The Beast In The Jungle The Brothers Karamazov The Canterbury Tales The Castle The Castle Of Otranto The Catcher In The Rye The Crying Of Lot 49 The Descent Of Man The Flowers Of Evil The Great Shark Hunt The History Of Rasselas The Homecoming The House of Sleeping Beauties The House on The Strand The Iliad The Magus The Mill On The Floss The Misanthrope The Peloponnesian War The Picture Of Dorian Gray The Plumed Serpent The Political Economy Of Human Rights The Stranger The Threepenny Opera The Tin Drum The Trial The Trojan Women The Turn Of The Screw The Way of All Flesh Things Fall Apart Ulysess V. Waiting For Godot

Heroes:

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