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Washington Interns Gone Baghdad!

Mr. President! We cannot allow a mindshaft gap!

About Me

- WASHINGTON INTERNS GONE BAGHDAD is a comedy about war and peace movements. Two Al Qida interns are sent to the United States. An American Media Intern is embedded in Baghdad. In the Meantime Washington DC is riddled with gang violence - Political posse's consisting of Republican Interns (Chads), Democratic Interns (Jacks), the Libertarians, and Greens(Gardeners). A Washington Sniper is on the loose. Fear of Anthrax plagues peaceful Washington Neighborhoods. The Presidential Elections are being planned. The Peace movement is on the prowl. WASHINGTON INTERNS GONE BAGHDAD IS A CODE RED COMEDY. RATED I FOR IMPEACH. R FOR PIRATES. RATED Q FOR QUESTION AUTHORITY.Now check out this video I found created by funny man Mark Garrison. Add to My Profile | More Videos (CENSORED VERSION) Elmo Visits Iraq

Add to My Profile | More Videos IN OTHER WORDS: "It's Time to get the puppets!"To wet your appetite take a look at our movie "Washington Interns Gone Bad" - A comedy of about the ins and outs of legislation - 'The political Plan Nine from Outer Space.'MEET ELIZABETH CROYDON - PRODUCER/WRITER/DIRECTOR/ACTRESS" The appeal of cinema is found in fear of death." - Jim Morrison. HELLO THERE, WORLD!!I am an Indie Film producer embarking on her second feature Project. I am also a comic. Published writer. I am well aquainted with the Formalities of politcal debate, protocal, and diplomacy. Every Year - I take a vow and pledge myself in service to the artist. I am unafraid to make mistakes. "the Ladder of success was climbed wrong by wrong." I like to conduct Business real folksy like. "folks are just folks." - Robert Redford. I am concerned with World Harmony and peace. I am passionate. I have coached candidates for CNN, I have worked as a professional Psychic - really. My eyes were awakened to the the WTO Protests when the President Select seized the office. Hail to The Thief. I have trained in the theater arts since the age of eight and I think to this day, Sharing a backstage elevator with Carry Grant at the kennedy Center at the age of eleven was a golden moment of Breathlessness. What class. I became very Interested in Ritually structured theater designed to create a transformational experience for the audience And Actor - I studied Shakespeare since the age of eleven. Basic Math is not so Basic for me. The Bard is a breeze. For a while -- The Reagan and Bush Administrations - I stopped laughing. Then I met Ivan Stang and the Church of the Subgenius. Jokes so rich they're cheesecake. It was my honor to tour with Ivan Stang as the Rev. Mary 2 Au Contraire. I produced a musical theater peice called "The Marriage of "bob" and Connie. Laura Qa found me reading poetry at the 15 minute club in DC and published me. I found Aikido - and began a journey lifetimes long... I was working on an adaptation of "The taming of the Shrew" when Jay Buckley threw this 54 page workup of a movie he wanted to make. I loved it and came aboard as Producer -Washington Interns Gone bad" was born. I have led Aikido demonstrations for Secretary Norm Minetta and Congressman Mike Honda post 9/11 for the Department of transportation. I was a spokeperson for the Justice Action Movement - The Umbrella coalition of about 150 organisations mobilized to protest the 2000 innauguration. I am not a bleedin liberal. I am more of a conservative radical. I trained under Steven Seagal briefly who is a mentor and the modest real deal. People interest me. The art of conversation is preferred over shared TV experiences, but please don't talk at the movies when you are with me. I am not listening to you. I am absorbing... "Washington Interns Gone Baghdad" is my second feature. I wrote it. I intend to make it my directing debut. It has been a long time in the works. We begin to shoot in August. I am so humbled. I believe in baby steps. I have frequented various radio shows - "the Hour of Slack" , "The Lonesome Cowboy Dave Show", And "nitetalk with Steven Gregory" My comic efforts have graced me with being featured on Jay leno's tonite show and Last Comic standing. National Lampoon knighted me a master debater in the name of animal house's 25th anniversary -- My greatest honor. I met Mr. Henry Winkler some years ago and it was my conversations with him that inspired me to produce. The art of creating jobs. The gift of giving a paycheck. I love my friends deeply and passionately. I take my comedy very seriously. I am seriously funny. Laugh tiny. Carry Big Joke. - -

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Artists of all kinds : Bankers, brokers, and bamboozled tarts! Actors, Directors, and Men of good Hearts! His Holiness - The Dalai Lama.---

My Blog

The Search for Americas "First Man!"

Hello world. As you know, there has never been an unmarried American President.  Therefore the search is on to find my husband - America's "First Man". Come my campaign in 2012 - I must be marri...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:27:00 GMT

I get by with a little help from my friends

I cannot believe the talent and support being lent to our little our humble efforts. Sergio Love, Ari Shafir, So many talented people. Joey Nibras, "The Wacky Iraqi" Has flown out with his parents to...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:34:00 GMT

Bye bye Rove. The daily Show on The Departed


Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:50:00 GMT

My Presidential Platform for 2012. Vote now.

Elizabeth Alice Croydon's Presidential Platform.2012First of all I would like to answer the question why I am not running for office this year such as the Hatchell/Ficus ticket, Darth Nader (of course...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 18:41:00 GMT

"Gone Baghdad" - Sports editorial by the Wacky Iraqi

Iraq have never won the Asian Cup but have qualified for the quarter-finals in the last three tournaments and will be looking to extend that record when they take on Oman, newcomers Australia and co-h...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:33:00 GMT

"Gone Baghdad's Sing a long Song List"

Little Nuclear Bomb  by jeremie eddie I woke up and read the newsThe President has Got the bluesOur bombs don't kill enoughGotta get a little RoughIn the hills of AfghanistanThere's a hungry wife...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 23:17:00 GMT

Washington Interns Gone Baghdad Movie Credits

Washington Interns Gone Baghdad Credits(work in prague/ under construction/ subject to change/check in frequently/look for your name/or your friends/impeach George Bush/Dick Cheney)Dedication: to...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:29:00 GMT